Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.
So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!
Picture this: you spawn into the server and are greeted by a pack of llamas wearing sombreros, dancing salsa and handing out tacos. Oh, did I mention the llamas also double as DJs spinning reggaeton hits all night long?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Burrito Battle Arena, where players can duke it out in epic fights wielding giant burritos as weapons. It’s a messy, delicious showdown you won’t want to miss!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, be sure to explore the hidden Mayan temple deep within the jungle biome. Legend has it that the treasure inside is so magnificent, it’ll make you richer than a guacamole magnate!
So what are you waiting for, compadre? Join our server now and let’s show the world that Latin Americanbros rule the Minecraft universe with our spicy antics and crazy shenanigans! ¡Vamos, vamos! 🌮💃🏽🎉
join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime, just like those passengers on that flight. except instead of flames, you’ll be surrounded by epic builds and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
so come on, hop on board and let’s take off into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just make sure to buckle up, because things are gonna get bumpy in the best way possible.
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla, Hermitcraft-inspired |
|---|---|
| Server Reset | No plan for reset currently |
| Mods/Addons | Quality-of-life datapacks only, no game-changing addons |
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum. We ask the same of you.
We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server strictly vanilla? | No, we use quality-of-life datapacks but avoid game-changing addons. |
| Are there server-wide events? | Yes, we have frequent group projects, minigames, and server-wide events. |
| Is there a plan for server reset? | Currently, there are no plans for a server reset. |
| How can I join the server? | Join our discord and follow the application process. |
We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s as wacky as they come. And get this, we even have a special “gore” section where you can build your very own sliced-open anus if that’s your thing.
So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to unleash your inner freak, come join us and let’s goon together in Minecraft madness!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. It became the talk of the town and even the llamas in-game were jealous of its style.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some funky tunes.
So, if you’re looking for a place where prejudice and drama don’t exist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a llama wearing sunglasses waiting to welcome you with open arms.