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HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2286
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	176
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	4259
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

Activist, anti-war, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Lonely death, Music, musician, Pavel Kushnir, pianist, PianoCraftWarrior, political prisoner, Prison, Protester, Remembrance, russia, Russian, Silence, solitary, Solo, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Farms Harvested:	890
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6079	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Votes:	1086
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

Competition, Conflict, cultural beliefs, dark magic, eastern europe, folklore, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Minecraft, Occult practices, political implications, Propaganda, Religion, Rivalry, russia, russians, satanic rituals, SatanicCraft, Server, Supernatural, superstitions, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2671
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Farms Harvested:	295
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!