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CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, CraftyCuck, cuckoldry, DESPERATE, Job, Lazy, lose job, Minecraft, models, need a job, neets, psyop, psyop of NEETs, Rich, selling life, Server, shareholders, slaving away, unemployed, work harder, worthless losers, Yacht, Years

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9448
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

blocked on social media, bridesman, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, financial reasons, FriendRemoved, friendship, long distance friendship, missing a friend, Moving, online dating, personal boundaries, plane ticket, prioritizing relationships, putting yourself first, self-care, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Apathy, Boredom, Cliches, disinterest, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, indifference, Irritation, lack of innovation, Mediocrity, Minecraft, monotony, predictability, Repetition, smp, SMP_QuitTheBS, unoriginality, weariness, world-weariness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2253	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Farms Harvested:	825
Crops Grown:	4584	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

#gamer, Book, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Game Dev, Links, loverslab, Minecraft, mod order guide, Mods, new, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, Server, Steam

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	816	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, advice, Commitment, Companionship, DATING, emotional connection, fulfillment, GFsAreOverrated, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, Life Partner, long term, love, Minecraft, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Support

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
New Chunks Explored:	242204	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, current girlfriend, DAUGHTER, Display, ex wife, exclusion, family photo, Happy, House, judgment, living together, long distance, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelFamily, relationship, Server, Siblings, Son, UNFAIR, Wedding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crops Grown:	3124	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	802370	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anon, Epic, have, have you seen, have you seen this, have you seen this hole, Hole, HoleAnons, I mean, I mean have, I mean have you, I mean have you seen, mean have you, mean have you seen, Minecraft, seen, seen this hole, smp, this hole, this hole anon, you seen this

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Magic Items Found:	8703
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	3362
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Void Gems Collected:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!