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BroSisGFPsychoLols

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Love Letters Sent:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

AnimeInspo Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4570	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even anime characters are jealous! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, just like your favorite anime hero. Our server is so epic, even Goku himself would be impressed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner anime warrior in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7672	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

WhatIfCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Votes:	5949	Zombie Dances:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Void Gems Collected:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crops Grown:	2061	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6657	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!