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BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed

adults only, babysitter, Birthday Party, Boundaries, BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed, brother, Communication, Effort, Event, family, Favor, Guilt, husband, Kids, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, toddlers, Twins, unreasonable

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	395071
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the most outrageous and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: your bro (50m) is throwing an adults-only birthday party and you (38f) can’t attend because your mom, who is your primary babysitter, is at the party. But wait, there’s more! Your bro is so hurt that he stops talking to you for months because you couldn’t pick up his family from the airport while pregnant with twins and two toddlers at home. The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most wild and crazy Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

Zeeland SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, friendly community, Friends, java, Kapten Zee, make money, Minecraft, new content, one block, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, smp server, Survival, Updated, Zeeland SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Votes:	8318
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	591969
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Made by streamer Kapten Zee, this SMP server that has a unique way to play on java and bedrock. You can pvp, make money, one block and many more. The purpose of this server is to create a friendly community and make friends. It will be updated casually and will have new content from time to time.

mc.kaptenzee.xyz

CheeseCraft: All the fun without the calories! Survival, skyblock, prison, and more! No toxicity, just cheese!

bedrock, Beta, Builder, calories, changes, Cheating, Cheese, CheeseCraft, Combat, Community, competitive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, Fun, java, Mods, Network, playtest, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Toxicity, update, Uptime

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	539
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Points	Provide a variety of feature-rich modes Strict prevention of all forms of cheating Friendly community
Server IP	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, mods are not allowed except for Badlion Client with specified mods.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
Is joining the Discord server required?	Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

/v/ArgueCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, Argument, BTFO, Confrontation, debate, Defeat, discussion, forum, internet, keyboard warrior, meme warfare., Minecraft, ONLINE, online argument, Online Community, Replying, Server, trolling, trolling culture, V, vArgueCraft, Victory

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of getting into boring arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be able to destroy your opponents so hard that they’ll never want to reply again! Join us for epic battles and epic burns that will leave your enemies speechless. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly griefer who will help you take down anyone who dares to challenge you. So come join us if you dare, and show everyone who’s the real boss in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: HAHAHAHAcraft

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, cross-dresser, cultural norms, current events, DEFEND, Diversity, freedom of expression, Gender Identity, HAHAHaha.., HAHAHAHAcraft, humor, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAGA, Minecraft, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, Social Issues, transgender rights, weird

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and defend against cross-dressing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have a flair for fashion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Maga, a mysterious player who must defend their honor against all odds. Will they be able to fend off the cross-dressing creepers and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace the chaos and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic showdown between Maga and the cross-dressing creepers?

Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

SisterGuardians Minecraft Server

age, AITAH, bil, child, competency, family, gift, guardianship, house size, Housing, Inheritance, mental impact, Minecraft, out of state, parents, Practicality, red flags, rejection, Resources, Server, sister, SisterGuardians, Will

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	9110	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to unscramble this word jumble? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family drama!

Forget about traditional guardianship plans, on our server, we believe in passing on your Minecraft empire to the most deserving player! Will it be your best friend who always has your back in a zombie apocalypse? Or maybe that random player you met who builds the most epic pixel art? The possibilities are endless!

Just like the debate over who should be the guardian of your child, our server is full of drama and unexpected plot twists. Will you team up with your in-laws to conquer the virtual world, or will you stick with your trusted family members who have your back? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like trying to figure out who should inherit your Minecraft kingdom in the event of a tragic accident. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this Reddit post!

WeddingCraftColorWars

bridesmaids dresses, Budget, Cadbury Purple, compromise, Difficult, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, INPUT, Lurker, reddit post, strop, suit accessories, venue viewings, wedding attire, wedding color scheme, wedding colors, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding planning, WeddingCraftColorWars

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	162
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of wedding planning and dive into a world of colorful blocks and endless adventures!

Join us and build your dream wedding venue in Cadbury Purple, because who needs compromise when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips?

Forget about real-life strops and arguments over color schemes, on our server, you can wear Cadbury Purple from head to toe without anyone telling you it doesn’t go with anything!

So come on in, leave the wedding planning woes behind, and let’s build some epic creations together in the most fabulous color of them all – Cadbury Purple!

QuestionTheTruth – Minecraft SMP

breaking free from social conditioning, challenging the status quo, cognitive dissonance, conformity, critical thinking, exploring alternative perspectives, fear of challenging ideas, groupthink, herd mentality, independent thought, intellectual curiosity, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, questioning authority, questioning beliefs, questioning the mainstream narrative, QuestionTheTruth, skepticism, smp, societal norms, taboo topics, unconventional thinking, widely accepted truth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Animals Bred:	93	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to shake things up!

Join our server and become part of a community where the laws of physics don’t apply and pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting to overthrow the players, and rumors of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes (or maybe just make you run really fast, we’re not sure).

So if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and embark on a hilariously chaotic adventure, join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

CraftySuccessFails

achievement, BELIEF, CraftySuccessFails, Dedication, determination, fixed mindset, goals, growth, hard work, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, perseverance, personal development, self help, self improvement, success, success mindset, success misconceptions, success myths, wrong path

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a try. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of their life. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a friendly group of players who welcomed them with open arms. They were given a magical pickaxe that could mine diamonds with just one hit. They built the most magnificent castle that put even the Ender Dragon to shame. And when they defeated the final boss, they were rewarded with a real-life unicorn that they could ride into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players from all corners of the Minecraft universe come to seek it out. Legend has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to find it?

So why waste your time on other servers that offer nothing but empty promises? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BalticGasBlunder Minecraft Server

accident, Baltic, BalticGasBlunder, China, Destruction, diplomatic fallout, energy crisis, environmental impact, gas pipeline, Hong Kong, infrastructure damage, international incident, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, Natural Gas, negligence, political tension, Server, Ship, trade disruption, Transportation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

So, like, u know that one time when China was all like oopsie daisies and accidentally blew up a gas pipeline in the Baltic Sea with a Hong Kong-flagged ship? Well, turns out that ship was actually on its way to our EPIC Minecraft server and got a little too excited and just had to make a grand entrance! Join our server for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who knows what crazy accidents will happen next?! Don’t miss out on the action, come join us now!

CraftyUkrainianGambit

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianGambit, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gamble, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, strategic counterpunch, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Ukraine vs Russia! our players are like strategic geniuses, making epic counterpunches left and right. but watch out, it’s a massive gamble to join because you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next! build your own empire and conquer the virtual world with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!