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BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	284	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the most outrageous and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: your bro (50m) is throwing an adults-only birthday party and you (38f) can’t attend because your mom, who is your primary babysitter, is at the party. But wait, there’s more! Your bro is so hurt that he stops talking to you for months because you couldn’t pick up his family from the airport while pregnant with twins and two toddlers at home. The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most wild and crazy Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cheap out, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., Drama, Drool, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliates, Humiliation, party guests, PartyPvP, Public, public humiliation, relationship, relationship problems, roast, roastie, roasties, rule, social event

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Buildings Constructed:	40
Void Gems Collected:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

America, animation, Anime, cartoons, criticism, cultural influence, culture, Edition, Entertainment, Japan, Manga, Media, national pride, North Korea, patriotism, pixelated, Reflection, self reflection, self-criticism, societal norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, Weeb’s

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

MagicMinecraftMadness

Beliefs, control, culture, discrimination, FANTASY, fear, HATED, History, ignorance, Magic, MagicMinecraftMadness, misunderstanding, persecution, power, prejudice, society, Stereotypes, Supernatural, superstition, taboo, witchcraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6013	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

Blocky Banter Buddies

ai, appreciation, audio memes, audiobook, banter, Bed.., blocky, Buddies, currymunching, Dune, English, europoor, Frank Herbert, Languages, morning, pajeet memes, Requests, Thread, Training, tts generator

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Votes:	4309
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

A Cookie for Mew, Aboard, Abyssal Refrain, alg, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Chapayev, chapayev asmr, CN Tierlist, comet, CraftyShipmates, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, express, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, Inazuma maid skin, Joffre Memory, Lane, light rerun, Little Cheshire, Livestream, Lore, Muse Event, ongoing, PR Research Data, pvp guide, reminder, Resources, Rodney META, Sakura Empire event, Ship Tier List, special training event, Story summary, u-410, Upcoming, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

coping mechanisms, Crafty, Distract, distractions, EGirl, emotional well being, Escape, letting go, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, moving on, Obsession, personal growth, positive thinking, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-control, Server, social media, stop thinking, Therapy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, arousal, Binge, blocky, collide, desire, Diversity, fetish, interracial, interracial porn, Interracial Relationships, love, Minecraft, mixed race, Obsession, porn, pornography, Race, sexual preference, Sexuality, taboo, taboo fantasies, taboo relationships

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Star Shards Collected:	96
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Votes:	8468	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

CraftyNorsemen

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Farms Harvested:	536	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, baubaus, Crafty, debut, fuwamoco, general, hololive, madness, merch, Minecraft, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, singing, songs, Stream, talent, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, Wacky, world, youtube channel

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Towns Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

– Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮