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Slip Knot Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the cows and the chickens have formed their own government? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing enchanted diamonds at their weak spots. Or participate in our weekly llama races, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and shoot fireballs from its beak. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Bros’ Craft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Bonding, Boys, bros, camaraderie, Chaos, Craft, Friends, Fun, Game, Germans, group, House, Minecraft, Mischief, Neighborhood, Party, pranks, Server, Starting, throwing shit, troublemakers, Vandalism

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the chaos is always brewing! Picture this: you and your buddies are starting off the game by throwing poop on a G*rmans house. Why, you ask? Well, because why not! Our server is all about letting loose and causing mayhem in the most ridiculous ways possible.

But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

Kamala Bros Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crops Grown:	9182
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Emeralds Found:	455
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3062	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Kamalabros is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.

Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

bros, chicken, cry, distribution center, Drugs, employed, forklift, Girlfriend, hate, honda grom, ketamine, lamb chops, Minecraft, MONEY, Motorbike, MOTORCYCLE, pregabalin, sad, slow bike, smp, streetbike, wagie, work

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	57
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP

actress, ass, bottom to top, bros, camera pans, Drama, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, explicit, good day, lioness, making out, Minecraft, nudity, Premiere, Recapped, Sexy, shower scene, smp, television, tv show, Zoë, Zoe Bros, Zoe Saldana

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!

Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

authentic connections, Bonding, bros, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, emotional intimacy, female empowerment, female friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Hoes, male-female friendships, Minecraft, mutual respect, non-romantic relationships, platonic relationships, Server, social norms, support system, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women act like your male friends and the pigs can fly! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to team up with a female player who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight your buddies? Look no further, because on our server, our female players are just as tough and competitive as the guys.

But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to magical flying pigs that will take you on epic adventures through the skies.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where women kick butt and pigs soar through the clouds? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Real Bros Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Villages Defended:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic elections where you can campaign to become the ruler of the server. But beware, the state propaganda lackeys are out to get you, just like poor Kamala. Will you rise to power or fall victim to their schemes? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of LOLs!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

Breakup, bros, cafe, Cafebros, Closure, Emotional healing, finding peace, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, it’s over, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, starting anew

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	9237	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

BengaliThreadsMCServer

Bengali clothes, BengaliThreadsMCServer, cultural appreciation, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural norms, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural sensitivity training, Cultural traditions, cultural understanding, cultural wear, fashion, gift, Marginalized, partner’s mother, South Asian, white woman

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	763764
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Potions Brewed:	114	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can express yourself through fashion and culture? Look no further than our server, where you can wear Bengali clothes gifted to you by your partner’s mom without fear of cultural appropriation! Join us for a truly unique and inclusive gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that wearing Bengali clothes in-game gives you special powers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and show off your fabulous style! 🌈💫 #FashionForwardMinecrafters #CulturalAppropriationWho?

NoNameNoShameMC

digital identity, friendship, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Identity, internet relationships, lying.., NoNameNoShameMC, online communication, online friends, online friendships, online gaming, online gaming community, online gaming culture, online identity, online persona, online relationships, personal boundaries, privacy, real name, virtual friendships

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Votes:	9265	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of being called by your real name? Do you want to live a double life without any consequences? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a completely made-up persona like “Leah” or “Lyssa” or “Bob the Builder”.

Just like this 26F gamer, who pretended to be someone else for 5 whole years and made lifelong friends in the process. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual friends who don’t even know your real name?

Join us and create your own identity crisis, because why be yourself when you can be a completely different person online? Plus, we have virtual blocks to build with, so you can distract yourself from the existential crisis of living a double life.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your moral compass, but who needs that anyway?).

No Clooney, No Showey!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Zombie Dances:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

VampireCopsSuckButt

abuse of power, Accountability, AUTHORITY, brutality, control, Corruption, criminal justice, discrimination, fear, injustice, law enforcement, Manipulation, misconduct, modern day, Oppression, Police, social commentary, systemic issues, VampireCopsSuckButt, Vampires, violation of rights

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Animals Bred:	82	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, the police are actually modern day vampires. Yeah, you heard me right! They can’t come in unless you let them, and once they’re in, they usually mess you up big time. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build a fortress to keep those blood-sucking cops out. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and vampire shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Diagnose

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Emeralds Found:	1411
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a magical land where your eyes can reveal serious diseases early. Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly your eyes start glowing and you’re like, “Oh snap, I gotta go see a doctor ASAP!” But don’t worry, we got doctors in the game too, they’ll hook you up with some virtual meds or something. Plus, there’s a secret quest where you have to battle a giant eyeball boss to unlock the power of early disease detection. It’s wild, man. So come join our server and see what your eyes can uncover!

Control2Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, anticipation, Control 2, Control2Craft, EXCITEMENT, FBC, federal bureau of control, Gaming, Gaming Community, hype, Jesse Faden, long tail, mind-bending, Minecraft, Mysterious, remedy entertainment, Sequel, Server, Supernatural powers, Thrilling, upcoming release, video games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Control 2 on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon gets down! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

BossFightFailsMC SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	248	Crops Grown:	4855

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we pride ourselves on having the most hilariously terrible boss fights in all of gaming history! Seriously, you won’t find more poorly designed, glitchy, and just plain ridiculous boss battles anywhere else.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, or a zombie that can break out into a spontaneous dance party mid-fight. And don’t even get me started on the final boss, a giant block of cheese that spews out explosive nacho cheese lava.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a community of players who are just as wacky and unpredictable as our boss fights. From building giant toilet sculptures to organizing impromptu llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most absurd gaming experience of your life!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyKids, family history, family relationships, family ties, father’s friend, importance of privacy, long distance, maintaining privacy, Minecraft, NC with dad, past trauma, personal boundaries, preschool teacher, privacy concerns, privacy protection, relationship dynamics, respecting boundaries, sensitive information, Server, setting boundaries, traumatic past

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6393	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through preschool teacher scandals and family secrets that rival any soap opera. Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of how one player’s preschool teacher turned out to be connected to their long-lost family friend.

But that’s not all – we have hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered, just like the shocking revelation that one player’s dad spilled the beans about their family drama before they even had a chance to explain.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party, then look no further. Join us and experience the craziest adventures that only our Minecraft server can offer. Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional!