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Bestie’s Wifey, Chill Out!

acting weird, aita, Best Friend, best friend’s wife, Besties, Birthday Party, Chill, court date, Frustration, group hangs, Gun Safety, interferes, kindness abused, mistaken identity, neighbor intervention, newborn baby, resemblance, robbery trauma, split opinions., starts fights, Therapy, UNCOMFORTABLE, wifey

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Towns Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Ever been mistaken for a criminal and had your best friend’s wife give you the side-eye? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Experience the thrill of trying to prove your innocence while navigating through awkward interactions and emotional turmoil.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as you try to maintain your friendships amidst the chaos. Will you be able to handle the pressure or will you crack under the strain?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you work through your issues? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and dive into the madness!

PunchCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, bipartisanship, brawl, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Democracy, democrats, Division, Fist Fight, Government, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, partisan brawl, partisanship, physical altercation, political parties, political showdown, Politics, PunchCraft, republicans, Server, Unity

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Emeralds Found:	7784
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Are you tired of political debates and arguments? Join our Minecraft server and watch as all the Democrats and Republicans duke it out in an epic fist fight with no weapons! Will Nancy Pelosi knock out Mitch McConnell with a swift uppercut? Will Ted Cruz unleash his secret karate skills on Joe Biden? Join now to witness the ultimate showdown and place your bets on who will come out victorious! Who needs a debate when you can have a brawl in Minecraft? Join us for the chaos and mayhem!

CraftyChronicles

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, come join our Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most outrageous ways possible! Witness the epic battle between dinosaurs and aliens that totally happened (we swear)! Explore ancient civilizations that had flying cars and robot butlers! And don’t even get us started on the time travelers who accidentally started the Great Fire of London while trying to cook marshmallows with a flamethrower. Join us for a history lesson like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Brazil420Craft Server

Brazil, Brazil420Craft, Cannabis, criminal justice, decriminalize, drug abuse, drug enforcement, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug trafficking, drug use, largest nation, Latin America, law reform, legalization, Marijuana, public health, Server, south america

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2905
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got BRAZILIAN vibes all day every day cuz we just decriminalized MARIJUANA up in here! that’s right, we got the dankest buds and the sickest builds, you won’t even know if you’re in the game or real life!

we got crazy parties every night with DJ parrots spinning the hottest tracks, and don’t even get me started on our pet jaguars roaming around like they own the place.

join us for a wild ride through the jungle of fun and adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and blaze it up! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get high on life and minecraft together! 🌿🔥🎮

HomelessCraft: No Sleep Allowed

Allowed, Bans, Cities, civil rights, constitutional law, enforcement, homeless people, HomelessCraft, homelessness, homelessness crisis, judicial decision, Legal, policy, POVERTY, public spaces, Ruling, Shelters, Sleep, sleeping outside, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, Urban, Urban planning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2300	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	703	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Star Shards Collected:	230
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, like, our server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, the supreme court of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy rule where homeless people can’t sleep outside, like what even is that? but hey, it’s all good cuz we got the sickest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you. come join us and be part of the madness, yo!

Albion Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Votes:	1684
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to Albion Survival, a thrilling small-scale PvP Minecraft server set in the heart of the UK! Experience intense battles, strategic gameplay, and a vibrant community as you fight for survival. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a crafty builder, Albion Survival offers a unique blend of challenges and camaraderie. Join us now and prove your mettle in the ultimate test of survival skills!

86.151.117.142

Server 26: Smol Boomer SMP – Come for the grief protection, stay for the boomer chat in Discord! 😂

Adminshops, boomer, Chat, Discord, Donation perks, Grief, Grief Prevention, hermitcraft, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, player item shops, Player Trading, Protection, Public, Public farms, Ranks, Server, Sethome, sleep voting, SMOL, smp, stay, Survival, Tpa, Trading, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Overview

We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

The main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are:

– GriefPrevention

– Sleep voting plugin

– Player item shops for trading

Two ranks “new” and “player”, no benefits

No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome

No Mojang chat reports

No McMMO or alike, no donation perks

The world will never reset

Land claiming

Player trading via signs (no adminshops)

20% of players need to sleep to skip the night

All made in survival, including spawn area, etc

Lots of public farms

FAQ

Do I need to be 18+ to join?
Yes, this server is for players who are 18 years or older.
Are there any donations or perks for real money?
No, there are no donation perks or benefits that can be bought for real money on this server.
Can I use warps or set home locations?
No, warps and /sethome are not available on this server.
Is the map regularly reset?
No, the map will never reset on this server.
How can I protect my land?
You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to protect your land with a golden shovel and allow certain players to build or access chests on your claim.
Is there a community on the server?
Yes, there is a close-knit community with events from time to time and players are always available to help each other.
What kind of gameplay can I expect?
This server is designed to feel like a vanilla experience with no added frills or perks. Players can focus on long-term projects and megabases are welcome.

CraftyVAllure – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most scandalous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server, where we have the most outrageous and wild stories to tell.

Ever looked away for 5 minutes and come back to find your whole world turned upside down? Well, that’s just a regular day on our server! Our players are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant statues of fertility goddesses to taming feral polar bears and hypnotic cuttlefish.

But that’s not all – we have a whole cast of characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From dorky yanderes to hex maniacs, our server is filled with unique personalities that will make you laugh until you cry.

And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry – all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner. So you know you’re in good hands!

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Tribs 3 Minecraft Server: Blocky Banter & Building Bonanza

ancestral, art, banter, blocky, bonanza, building, celebration, ceremony, Community, Connection, Dance, FESTIVAL, heritage, indigenous, Minecraft, Music, Server, SPIRITUAL, storytelling, tradition, trib 3.0, tribal gathering, tribal identity, tribalism, tribe culture, Tribs, Unity

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Votes:	1895
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to Tribs 3.0, the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret hidden treasure full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But beware, the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing armor made of obsidian! Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted diamonds instead of leaves. Imagine chopping down a tree and getting showered with precious gems! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn roaming the forest, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle.

Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course suspended in the sky? It’s not for the faint of heart, but if you can make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that turns you into a fire-breathing dragon for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to breathe fire on their friends in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join Tribs 3.0 today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a mutant creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).

SmallTownCraft Minecraft Server

americana, charming, close-knit, Community, country living, friendly neighbors, Hometown, local culture, Main Street, Minecraft, mom and pop stores, Nostalgia, old-fashioned traditions, quaint, Rural life, Server, Simplicity, slower pace, small town, SmallTownCraft, town square, Traditional, unique shops

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their cookie-cutter towns and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is anything but typical!

Join us for a wild ride through a town where the cows have taken over and are running for mayor! Watch out for the sheep gang that roams the streets causing mischief and mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the chicken uprising that’s brewing in the town square.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks, built by a player who claims to be a descendant of the legendary Dirt King. And rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind town!