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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2626 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.
