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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5103 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1712 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9480 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3420 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!