Welcome, brave souls, to Coughwarts: the Whispering Mines, where morbidity meets Minecraft and reality itself starts to glitch like an unsynchronized dance! Here, in our pixelated realms, bronchitis is the norm and roommate hostility has evolved into a mythical showdown of gargantuan proportions. Drop your sanity at the spawn point and heed our call!
In this brave new blocky world, your in-game narrative will be eerily interwoven with the traumatic lore of Emily the Exile, a Bushido-style roommate warrior who navigates the treacherous terrain of social indignation and respiratory discomfort. Discover the realities of survival when germ warfare leads to existential breakdowns and the harsh realities of sore lungs become a catalyst for legendary confrontations.
“Her coughs were startling, much like the sudden appearance of Endermen at night. I shan’t be silenced!” — Former Cougher
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Cough-Cam | Record everything! Who knows when a solo cough might be your undoing? |
| Gaslight Pits | Delve deep into confusing conversations— every word will haunt you! |
| Dramatic Showdown Arena | Engage in heated confrontations with other players under the watchful eyes of former suitemates and min-maxed energy! |
| Coughing Chorus | Group coughs summon the Cough Monster—a titan of chaos that feasts on misunderstandings! |
| Allegiance of the Land | Form factions based on sore throats and emotional outbursts— make choices that lead to betrayal or solitude! |
“I took a deep breath in the Coughing Mines, and now I only see in coughs! Is this bliss?!” — Unnamed Player #314
"Emily never even had bronchitis and got Sophie on her side? Here, you’re either ruler or the ruled!” — Coughing Warrior
Q: Can I cough without reproach? A: Only if you are willing to face the repercussions of the cough that echoes through the ages!
Q: How do I know if I’m too disruptive? A: If the Ender Dragon flinches, you know your soundwaves have reached unwelcome frequencies.
Will you brave the treacherous terrains of misunderstandings and betrayal? Every click could provoke a spectral uprising. The mines hum with laughter as your cough stirs memory. Will you be a hero or become another casualty of chronic misunderstanding? Conspire, collaborate, or cower—join us now, and let the chaos begin!
Dare to embrace the absurdity of existence within this blocky battleground, where bronchitis brings prestige and confusion reigns supreme!
Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.
Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?
Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!
On our server, you’ll find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with sick family members and unreliable partners. Build friendships that will last a lifetime as you work together to conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and collect rare resources.
Forget about bronchitis and pneumonia – on our server, the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Who needs antibiotics when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie pigmen come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame them and ride them into battle like your own personal army of undead warriors.
And get this, our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient villagers who could fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches?
But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing” that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally blew up your house with TNT.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get bronchitis from all the air pollution exposure, but that’s just a minor inconvenience compared to the fun you’ll have.
Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating the 1950s with all the modern knowledge you possess. Build your own empire, make shady deals with the mafia, or even try to prevent historical disasters from happening. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and start your epic adventure through time and money! Who knows, you might even become the richest person in history…or accidentally start World War III. The choice is yours!
Join us and experience the thrill of discovering hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions. But beware, you may also stumble upon a herd of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles.
And don’t even get us started on the FJB signs. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking a secret dimension where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil zombie pigmen with rubber chickens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Connect to Server IP | play.minedhype.com |
|---|---|
| Website | https://minedhype.com |
| Location | Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST) |
| Server Hosted by | PUBCS.com |
| Java Version | 1.21 |
| Bedrock Version | 1.20.80 – 1.21.3 |
Friendly long-term public survival server that has been around for over 5 years, with over 16,100+ unique players ever joined. Mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play available.
Yes, the server is open to all players without a whitelist.
No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features.
Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed by other players.
You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district by typing /tpshop to teleport there.
Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s daily dance parties to Axel Syrios’ sheep shearing competitions, there’s always something wild happening.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a dragon into battle? Well, now you can with Gavis Bettel’s Dragon Racing League. And if that’s not your style, join Machina X Flayon’s underwater treasure hunting expeditions for a chance to find the legendary Sponge of Destiny.
Our alumni, Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, are always causing mischief around the server. You never know when they’ll show up to prank unsuspecting players or lead a raid on the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Join us for epic PvP battles where the losers have to wear pink armor made of flowers for a whole week! And don’t forget about our exclusive “Chicken Jousting” event, where players ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Pig” who poops out diamonds instead of pork chops.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Mmasissies, our response? It’s time to get your game on!
Experience the thrill of threatening divorce every time someone steals your diamonds or builds a house too close to yours. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start tearing up and storm out of the room in the middle of a PvP battle.
Plus, our server is the perfect place to practice your negotiation skills and learn how to navigate tricky conversations with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even come out of it with a stronger relationship…or at least a better understanding of how to handle conflict in the virtual world.
So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of love (or at least some epic loot). Just remember, in our world, threats of divorce are just part of the game.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than a group of dancing chickens. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that.
So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
imagine this, one time we had a giant chicken invade the spawn area and start throwin’ eggs at everyone! it was cluckin’ hilarious, i tell ya!
and don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have goin’ on! we once had a showdown between a team of ninja turtles and a squad of evil penguins. it was like watchin’ a movie, but in Minecraft!
so come on down to this server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends! trust me, you won’t regret it!
if you join dis server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves with diamond armor that shoots out rainbows and a pickaxe that mines blocks with just a wink.
we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a water slide that leads straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof).
come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs to fight for what you believe when you can just love for what you believe? let’s spread love and chaos in this wild minecraft world together.