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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1202 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 141 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4467 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the game!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where praying to the Minecraft gods is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is a place where you can unleash your inner religious zealot and build temples to worship your favorite block.
Don’t worry about confusing your children with our unique brand of Minecraft spirituality – they’ll be too busy laughing at the absurdity of it all! Plus, our server is all about promoting good morals, like sharing your diamonds and not griefing your neighbor’s house (unless they deserve it).
So why pretend to be something you’re not on other servers? Join us and let your true Minecraft self shine – even if that means building a giant statue of Notch in your backyard. Trust us, it’s worth it!
