Brokenears Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Baubau’s Wacky World – Minecraft Madness

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, baubaus, Crafty, debut, fuwamoco, general, hololive, madness, merch, Minecraft, NSFW, playlist, Schedule, singing, songs, Stream, talent, Thread Template, twitter, Unarchived Content, VN, Wacky, world, youtube channel

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

– Have you ever seen a Creeper breakdance? Well, on this server, they do! It’s like a rave in the Nether every night. – Our PvP battles are so intense, even Herobrine himself is taking notes on our skills. – Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? No problem! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. – The villagers on our server are so friendly, they’ll trade you enchanted gear for a mere emerald. It’s like having your own personal shopping mall. – And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure. Rumor has it, Notch himself hid the best loot down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen. They love to photobomb your screenshots. 😂🔥🎮

Minecrafty Fantasy Fun

Characters, Epic battles, fan theories, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy IX, final fantasy vi, final fantasy vii, final fantasy viii, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XV, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic series, minecrafty, role playing games, RPG, Square Enix, Storyline, the great debate, video games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the chat! Join us for hilarious debates on whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior gemstone.

Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to witness the chaos.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual sheep racing competition. That’s right, we breed the fastest sheep in all of Minecraft and let them loose for a race like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see why everyone is talking about the great debate Minecraft server!

CraftyCraft: Where even Hamas can’t break our blocks!

Alliance, blocks, Break, Conflict, CraftyCraft, Deception, Destruction, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, palestinians, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, strategy, Terrorism, Truth, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we uncover the most outrageous conspiracies in the gaming world! Join us and unravel the mystery of why Hamas is actually a tool created by Israel to destroy Palestinians. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft and discover why Hezbollah and Iran are keeping this juicy secret to themselves. Will you be the one to expose the truth and save the virtual world from these scandalous schemes? Join now for a chance to unleash your inner detective and uncover the craziest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history!

CraftyShipmates – Minecraft Server for Anime Admirals!

Admirals, Anime, asmr, Augment Guide, azur lane, CN Tierlist, CraftyShipmates, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, Live Stream, meta ships, Minecraft, ongoing event, PR Research Data, pvp guide, reminder, Resources, Server, Ship Tier List, special training, Story summary, Wiki

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Potions Brewed:	199

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to win a Cookie for Mew event! That’s right, Mew wants a cookie and only you can help! But wait, there’s more! How about a Vampire META mission on a cruise ship with an Inazuma maid skin as a reward? It’s like Twilight meets Maid in Manhattan, but in Minecraft!

And don’t miss out on the Spider Lily’s Redolance event where you can train with U-410 and get Augment Modules for Comet & Chapayev. It’s like a boot camp, but with cute anime girls!

But wait, there’s even more! Coming up, we have a Muse Event livestream and a Chapayev ASMR session. Get ready to relax and vibe with your favorite Azur Lane characters.

Just a friendly reminder, make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord because we’re too cool for that.

Check out our FAQ before asking questions, and don’t forget to browse through our Ship Tier List and Equipment Guide. We’ve got all the resources you need to dominate in Minecraft Azur Lane!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and dive into a world of adventure, mystery, and cute anime girls! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky Therapy

acceptance, blocky, bullying, coping, depression, discrimination, ethnicity, Identity, ISOLATION, LGBTQ, Loneliness, mental health, OCD, self esteem, self worth, Struggle, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Trauma

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Void Armor Forged:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true! Are you tired of feeling down and out in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a journey filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, fun! Build your own virtual world where you can be the hero you’ve always wanted to be.

Forget about your worries and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs friends in real life when you can make lifelong friendships with fellow gamers on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to those negative thoughts and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our AMAZING Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best virtual life today!

Crafty Comfy Chaos

Chaos, Comforting, comfy, CONTENT, Cozy, Crafty, feel, Happy, homely, Images, Inviting, Peaceful, peaceful vibes, post, Relaxing, Safe, Secure, snug, soothing, Thread, Tranquil, Warm

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Emeralds Found:	6186	Towns Built:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fluffy kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They will purr you to safety!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and chocolate bars. Yes, you read that right – CHOCOLATE BARS!

3. Our server is home to a rare breed of unicorn pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful, they love to play pranks!

4. We host weekly disco parties in the Nether where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves and a fire resistance potion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and post images that make you feel comfy and safe :3. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBiz: Where /int/ meets /biz/ for epic Minecraft adventures!

adoption, Adventures, Anonymity, Biz, Community, CraftyBiz, email registration, Epic, Feedback, forum, Improvement, Int, internet culture, meets, Minecraft, Moderation, online discussion, registration process, SECURITY, shills, Spam prevention, user engagement, user experience, user registration, user verification

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Crops Grown:	2779	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	182	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that on this server, creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! Can you imagine the sight of a bunch of green, pixelated creatures busting a move? It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of it prancing through the nether!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive Enchanted Pickaxe that has the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining sessions and hello to instant riches!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs email registration when you have dancing creepers and diamond unicorns, am I right?

HoloCraft: Where Pixels Come to Party!

3d, ar, augmented reality, creativity, Cutting Edge, digital art, futuristic, Gaming, Holo, HoloCraft, Holographic Displays, immersive experiences, innovation, Interactive, Party, pixels, Revé, sensory overload, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, virtual world, visual effects

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2346
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	270
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – ￠holo Reve! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined ￠holo Reve and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas. These llamas were no ordinary llamas – they were wearing top hats and doing the Macarena! And that’s not even the craziest part…

As this player ventured further into the server, they stumbled upon a secret disco party hidden deep underground. The party was hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to dance the night away. And guess what? They were serving enchanted golden apples as snacks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the legendary diamond chicken on this server, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Yes, you heard that right – THREE wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join ￠holo Reve now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Blocky Battle Royale: When Steve Takes Gaming Too Seriously

#gamer, battle, blocky, competitive, competitive play, Competitive Scene, esports, follows, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet culture, meme, Meta, meta analysis, meta gaming, mfw, online gaming, reaction, Royale.., steve, strategy, TAKES, trends

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchantments Applied:	98	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just follows the “competitive” meta like a sheep? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, dragons that can do the floss dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where all the mobs bust a move to the latest tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t be a boring meta follower, be a trendsetter in our wacky and wild world. See you there, adventurer! 😜

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Ancient, Bants, blocky, Civilization, disbelief, Divine, doubt, FAITH, GOD, History, Humanity, ignorance, intervention, Minecraft, philosophy, Plague, Questioning, Religion, roman empire, Server, skepticism, starvation, theology, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!