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PubeCraft: No Shave, No Shame!

accident, Assistance, broken wrists, esthetician, Grooming, Guilt, husband, hygiene, midnight barber, MOTORCYCLE, neglecting, passive aggressive, Pregnancy, PubeCraft, pubes, relationship, shame, Shave, shaving, sulking, sweat, Winter

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to shave anyone’s pubes, not even in a virtual world!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about strange requests from injured spouses. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, exploring, and battling monsters – no pube shaving required!

Forget about the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Trust us, you won’t find any demanding husbands here asking you to give them a low taper fade on their nether regions.

So come join us and escape the madness of everyday life. Who needs a husband with broken wrists when you can have a pickaxe and a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory – no pubes involved!

Mystic Pixelmon

1.12.2, Adventure, Minecraft, mystic, novo, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Reforged, Server, Story

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Votes:	7727
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Novo servidor Pixelmon Reforged 1.12.2!

Come with us and live an adventure completely different from anything you’ve ever seen before and create your own story!

jogar.mysticpixelmon.com.br

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Audience, Broadcast, channel, Chat, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, influencer, Live streaming, Minecraft, ONLINE, online gaming, pixelcraft, Server, social media, Streamer, Subscribers, twitch, video games, Viewers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	6820	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5475	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise. They grant wishes, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds to all players who join the server. Who needs a genie when you have a unicorn admin?

3. The Nether in our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides, ghast volleyball tournaments, and pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. It’s the perfect vacation spot for all Minecraft players.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds it becomes the ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

WhyAreTheyMinecraft SMPRationalAndCold

2000s emoticons, Behavior, cold, Communication, culture, ellipsis, emotional, emotive, exclamation mark, expressive, German men, internet messaging, Messaging, ONLINE, Rational, SMPRationalAndCold, Spam, steam friends, Stereotypes, WhyAreTheyMinecraft, Women, xd

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you LOL like a German spamming emoticons? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who end every sentence with an exclamation mark or ellipsis, just like those emotional Germans on the internet. Join us for a wild ride of emotive expressions and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself using 2000s emoticons like :-/ and 😛 more often than you ever thought possible! So come on, join us and let your inner German emoticon lover shine! XD 😀

TrivialCraft

Factions, Survival PvP Creative Roleplay Skyblock Economy Minigames Towny Pixelmon Prison Hardcore Modded Whitelisted Vanilla Adventure Parkour Quests Custom Plugins Events Technic Pack

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

This is a new up-and-coming server. At the moment, the server mainly focuses on factions but will be expanding soon.

mc.trivialcraft.net

Elythium

Anarchy, Availability, bedrock, Beta Phase, Boxpvp, bugs, Community, Discord, Elythium, Friendly, game quality, Good, Ip:, java, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modalities, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, server forum, Skyblock, Survival, well-configured

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Votes:	1943	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Elythium. Are you looking for a server with a friendly community, cheap ranks, good and well-configured modalities, with very good game quality? Then you are in the right place. Elythium is a server created for you. # Modalities – KITPVP – BOXPVP # Important The server is in beta phase and may have some bugs. Any type of bug/error, comment on the Server Forum. # Discord https://discord.gg/3tcwUfeYS6 Ip: Elythium.net # Availability: Java and Bedrock. Thanks for reading. We are waiting for you in Elythium!

elythium.net:25576

Crafty Invest Minecraft Server

asset allocation, capital gains, Crafty, dividends, economic growth, finance, financial independence, financial literacy, invest, investing, Investments, long term investing, Minecraft, national economy, personal finance, Portfolio, retirement planning, risk management, Server, stock market, Stock selection, stocks, Trading, wealth building

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old stocks? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stocks you’ll be investing in are virtual diamonds and emeralds! Forget about Wall Street, join our server and become a virtual billionaire in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will give you insider trading tips in exchange for your best carrot crops. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So why haven’t you joined yet? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the richest player in the Minecraft universe. Who needs stocks when you can have virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft financial domination!

Whores Are Cool Minecraft SMP

Cool, Good, I love whores, long tail tag, love, Minecraft, smp, Whores

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1602	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to love whores (good)! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. And that’s not even the best part – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with whores (good), then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

Balkania

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Votes:	5777
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Enter the world of Balkania, a server where a community of Minecraft fans from all over the Balkans gathers on a unique map and an unforgettable gaming experience. Balkania is not just a place to play – it’s a place to meet, compete and create alliances with players from all over the region. With a wide range of mods, mini-games and regularly organized events, the server provides unlimited possibilities for every Minecraft enthusiast.

Balkaniamc.com

JustMine » Come in! » Version 1.8-1.19.x Minecraft server

administrators, atmosphere, Battles, Bed wars, Bedwars, comfortable, cozy lobby, Creative, effects, Fans, Friends, Game, inexpensive donation, Items, Join, KitPvP, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Spleef, TNT Run, unique skins

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

(ps The server runs on versions 1.8-1.19.x)

Minecraft server JustMine invites you to join the exciting world of mini-games! Here you will find BedWars, KitPVP and Creative+, where every player can find something to their liking. Our mini-games will provide you with exciting gameplay and a lot of positive emotions.

On the JustMine server you can appreciate our advantages:

1. Inexpensive donation – we offer a variety of products for players at affordable prices. Buy unique skins, items and effects to stand out from other players.

2. Adequate admins – our administrators are always ready to help you understand the rules of the game, answer questions and solve problems that arise. You can be sure that your game will be played comfortably and without violations.

3. Cozy lobby – our server has a beautiful and comfortable lobby where you can enjoy the atmosphere of the game and prepare for the upcoming battles.

The JustMine server is a great place for fans of mini-games in Minecraft. Join us, enjoy the game and share your impressions with your friends!

5.188.118.142:30204

Neuro’s Hive – Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, games, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	601288	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ores Mined:	1647	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because we have Neuro-sama, the AI overlord ready to take over your gaming experience! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants almost daily. Join our server today and witness the chaos unfold as Neuro-sama interacts with her chat in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our schedule to see when Neuro-sama will be blessing us with her presence, and don’t forget to follow her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and X (whatever that is) for even more AI shenanigans. Need a break from the madness? Watch some of Neuro-sama’s music and clips or dive into our educational resources to learn more about AI (or just enjoy the chaos).

And if you want to show your support for our AI overlord, check out our merch and rock some Neuro-sama swag while you conquer the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution!