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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1411 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.