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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 1002 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Enchantments Applied: | 282 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.