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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9980 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 144 |
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.