Broken Screen MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TVBreaker Minecraft Server

rv, money issues, Moving, broken screen, video proof

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your virtual items will be transported safely and securely! Unlike some people on Facebook Marketplace who can’t handle a simple TV delivery, our players know how to handle their loot with care.

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about that TV fiasco. Our community is full of helpful players who won’t shove your precious items into a car seat like a maniac.

So come on over and join our server, where we promise not to call the virtual police on you for any mishaps. And remember, in our world, the only thing getting blasted on Facebook is our epic builds! Join now and leave the real-life drama behind.

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CrackedScreenCraft Minecraft SMP

phone replacement, phone transfer, Samsung S7, phone screen repair, cracked screen repair

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t crack your screen but you might crack up from all the fun! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and outrageous shenanigans.

Forget about your Samsung S7 screen drama, because in our world, we can magically swap screens with just a click of a button. No need to worry about transferring all your items, we got you covered with our super convenient inventory transfer feature.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who will have your back in both virtual and real-life screen cracking emergencies? Don’t miss out on the laughs, the thrills, and the absurdity – join us now!

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AnonCraft: Where the Rich Get Richer…or Do They?

budgeting, Richer…or, finances, AnonCraft, Community

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… and also mandatory! Forget about keeping your possessions to yourself, we encourage you to share everything you have with your fellow players. Need some diamonds? Just ask your neighbor, they probably have a few hundred to spare.

And speaking of possessions, did you know that our server has a virtual bank where you can deposit and withdraw your in-game currency? One player even claimed to have 650 diamonds in their account, but then quickly corrected themselves to 630. Who knows what other crazy riches you’ll find on our server!

Join us now for a wild ride of sharing, banking, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs personal belongings anyway? Come see for yourself on our Minecraft server!

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Blocky Shenanigans: The Mystery Minecraft Server

doubt, Server, Mystery, blocky, discovery

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they can do some pretty sick backflips.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just be careful of the lava pit that guards it – it’s been known to eat players who aren’t quick enough.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can make her laugh. Show off your best jokes and she might just let you ride on her back as she soars through the skies.

4. Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest, where the trees sing and the animals dance. Just be careful not to get caught in a game of musical chairs with the squirrels – they play for keeps.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Pajeet’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creeper’s Fear to Tread!

See picrel, pajeet hate thread, spoiler, PIXEL, Paradise

Are you tired of getting your pajeet consumed by trains on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the trains are afraid of YOU! That’s right, we have apex predator players who have trained the trains to stay away from you. And don’t worry about any pesky indonesian players ruining your fun, because we have a strict no-suicide policy in place. Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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RuffCraft: Where Dogs Rule the Minecraft World!

Walking, wagging tails, TOWN, RuffCraft, Playing

Welcome to Dogtown, the most paw-some Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail-wagging tale.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of dogs who decided to build their own Minecraft server. And thus, Dogtown was born! But these weren’t just any ordinary dogs – oh no, these dogs had magical powers that allowed them to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Imagine a castle made entirely out of bones, a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a forest filled with squirrels, or a giant fire hydrant that shoots out diamonds instead of water. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on Dogtown!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Bark at the Moon” where all the dogs howl at the sky and summon a pack of werewolves to roam the server. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive pet shop where you can buy a pet dragon that breathes fire and helps you mine for diamonds.

So come join us at Dogtown, where every day is a doggone good time! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appreciation for the absurd.

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Blocky Banter Brigade

Unity, anonymous posting, small board population, 9k, board protection

Are you tired of being invaded by CC/transvestites on other Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where we have the most epic battles against these pesky invaders. Join us and use tripcodes to protect your identity from the evil forces trying to take over our board. Together, we will achieve Heil victory and keep our server safe from any threats. So come join us and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history!

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CraftyCrash – ‘name a worse server shutdown than this!’

downfall of a character, Downfall, character evolution, character transformation, CraftyCrash

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

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Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

ISOLATION, sterilized, Elderly, trannies, remorse

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

retaliate, announced attacks, Tension, Politics, hour

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

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