broken resolution – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ResoFailCraft2022

broken resolution, failed resolution, falling off track, giving up, lack of commitment, lack of discipline, lack of motivation, losing focus, making excuses, new year resolution, personal development, procrastination, ResoFailCraft2022, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, Setting goals, starting over, staying on track, Willpower

Are you tired of failing at your new year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to help you break all of them in record time! Want to quit smoking? Just jump into our virtual lava pits and you’ll never touch a cigarette again! Trying to eat healthier? Our pixelated pigs drop nothing but bacon, so you’ll be chowing down on greasy goodness in no time! Join us now and say goodbye to self-improvement forever!

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KimJongCraft2020

Announces, denuclearization, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Historic Meeting, international relations, Kim, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft2020, Meet, North Korea, North Korean leader, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Plans, Singapore, summit, Summit Preparations, trump, united states, White House

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna meet with kim jong un”? well, that’s like, sooo last season. come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. so forget about politics and come join the real party on our server! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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Crafty Dyslexic Miners

Crafty, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital security, Disadvantage, dyslexia, dyslexic, dyslexic individuals, email scams, email security, Emails, fraud, fraud prevention, hackers, internet security, miners, online safety, online threats, phishing, Phishing scams, phishing tactics, scam, typos

hEy yOu! yEaH, yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN tHiS ePiC mInEcRaFt sErVeR? wElL, lEt mE tElL yOu, iT’s tHe bEsT sErVeR eVeR! wE hAvE dRaGoNs fLyInG aRoUnD aNd uNiCoRnS pOoPiNg rAiNbOwS eVeRyWhErE! yOu cAn bUiLd a cAsTlE mAdE oF cAnDy aNd hAvE a pEt dInOsAuR! aNd dId i mEnTiOn tHe mInEcRaFt dAnCe pArTy eVeRy nIgHt? iT’s lItErAlLy lIt! sO cOmE jOiN uS aNd eXpErIeNcE tHe mOsT cRaZy aNd fUn mInEcRaFt sErVeR eVeR!

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BlockyBrains vs. PixelPockets

advancement, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BlockyBrains, cognitive skills, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, efficiency, Ethics, Future, human intelligence, Human nature, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, PixelPockets, problem solving, productivity, societal impact, Technology

LOL come join dis minecraft server where AI is so stoopid it makes u look like einstein! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance ballet. our creepers tell the funniest jokes and our zombies are actually just lost tourists looking for brains.

join us and u will never have to use ur critical thinking again cuz our AI will do all the thinking for u. u can save money, time, and energy by letting our AI do all the work while u sit back and relax. but be warned, u might lose ur natural gift of critical thinking cuz our AI is just that good.

so come on down to our server where the only thing u need to think about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. AI may be making us dumb, but on our server, it’s all about having a good time and laughing at the silly things AI does.

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Renai’s Enigma 1.21.3

1.21.3, Enigma, Renai audience flop, Renai bad reviews, Renai box office flop, Renai commercial failure, Renai critical flop, Renai disappointing, Renai failed expectations, Renai failure, Renai flop, Renai flop analysis, Renai flop critique, Renai flop discussion, Renai flop impact, Renai flop reasons, Renai lack of success, Renai movie flop, Renai poor performance, Renai underperformed, Renai unsuccessful, Renai unsuccessful release, Renais

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, man. You gotta join because Renai flopped like a pancake on a hot griddle. But fear not, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. You can build a house made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and even duel with a sword made of spaghetti. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

Don’t be a potato, join this server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life. Plus, we have a secret underground dance party every Friday night. It’s lit, fam. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro.

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HubbyHatesMyNightOut

childcare, Communication, compromise, family, financial stress, Friends, HubbyHatesMyNightOut, husband, Marriage, monitor, night out, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Schedule, side gig, sleep habits, social life, Support, Wife, work

Are you tired of being the monitor master for your sleeping kiddos while your husband works his second job to afford preschool for them? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monitor madness and dive into a world where the only thing you need to monitor is your block-building skills!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about being the monitor mom. Build your dream house, explore hidden caves, and battle creepers with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to monitor duty and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than a quiet night out with friends. 😉

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BlockBuster100

all-time favorite, Beloved, BlockBuster100, Cinema, classic, endless enjoyment, Enjoy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, forever favorite, iconic, love, memorable, Movie, must see, never get bored, repeat viewing, rewatch, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate movie marathon experience! Imagine rewatching your favorite movie 100 times in a row without ever getting bored – that’s the kind of entertainment we provide here. Join us for a wild ride through cinematic history as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs popcorn when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a movie marathon like no other on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity).

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SnowyCraft Minecraft Server

coronavirus, Covid-19, freezes hiring, global crisis, global health, Healthcare, hiring freeze, International cooperation, international organization, Minecraft, pandemic response, public health, restricts travel, Server, SnowyCraft, staffing freeze, travel ban, travel restrictions, united states, US withdrawal, Who, World Health Organization

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here. plus, we got this secret underground world where you can find diamonds just by sneezing, it’s legit magical AF. and get this, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story bro. so come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.

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BusBasher96

Attack, BusBasher96, Capital Punishment, China, Conflict, court ruling, crime, criminal behavior, death penalty, diplomatic tensions, east asia, international relations, japanese, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, man, punishment, school bus, sentences, violence

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, this dude in china got sent to death cause he attacked a japanese school bus. like, what even, right? but, like, on our server, you can, like, attack all the school buses you want and no one will care. it’s a free for all, man. join us and let’s cause chaos together. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you join? come on, man, don’t miss out on the fun!

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Electric Road Warriors

#sustainability, Battery cars, Britain, diesel cars, Durability, eco-friendly, efficiency, Electric, electric cars, electric vehicles, failure rates, Improvement, long-lasting, Longevity, MOT data, petrol cars, Rapid, Records, Reliability, researchers, ROAD, study, Warriors

so, like, u know how u always worry about ur car breaking down on the side of the road? well, on our server, u don’t gotta worry bout that cuz our battery cars last as long as petrol and diesel cars! like, we did a study and found out that electric vehicles are super reliable now, like, no joke. we looked at 300 million records from MOT data and, like, estimated failure rates and stuff. so, come join our server and never worry bout ur car breaking down again! plus, u get to drive around in a cool electric car and be all eco-friendly and stuff. it’s a win-win situation, dude. so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let’s ride into the sunset together, in our electric cars of course.

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Starry SMP

Anarchy, ATM10, bedrock, Community, Discord, gameplay, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded minecraft, non toxic, Peaceful, PvP, Server, smp, Starry, Survival, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

Starry SMP

FAQ	Answer
What is Starry SMP?	Starry SMP is a welcoming survival world with the mod pack ATM10(All The Mods 10). We aim for a hermitcraft like feel with a non-toxic community.
Can you PvP other players/Is there Anarchy?	We don’t outright allow you to randomly kill players but you can fight if both players agree. Overall, we aim for peaceful gameplay.
How can I Join?	You can join by joining our discord, creating a ticket, and getting whitelisted. 99% of players are whitelisted, so don’t hesitate to join us!
Can I join on bedrock?	Modded minecraft is not compatible with bedrock, so unfortunately, you cannot join on bedrock. We wish it was possible for more community members!

Join our discord for more information and to get whitelisted:

http://discord.gg/Starry