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Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	92
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6725
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Farms Harvested:	851
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
New Chunks Explored:	884770	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mines Excavated:	3625	Players Killed by Monsters:	2603
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4245
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Emeralds Found:	6540
Secret Passages Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Animals Bred:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	54	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Towns Built:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!