Broken Heart MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Laughing Void Minecraft 1.20.3

dark humor, humor, LAUGHING, broken heart, brave

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughter and tears! We promise outrageous adventures that will leave you questioning the meaning of life itself.

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while contemplating the futility of existence.

Laugh until you cry as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question reality.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to have your heart broken and your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible.

Join us now for a journey that will leave you with nothing but the cold, the silence, and the loneliness…and maybe a few diamonds along the way!

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DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, moving on, DUMPED, breakup recovery, worst breakup

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

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LostLoveCraft Minecraft Server

goodbye forever, LostLoveCraft, love lost forever, never returning, memories haunt

Are you tired of your ex stealing all your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, she will never come back! That’s right, we have a special anti-ex feature that bans all exes from ever logging in again. So you can mine in peace without worrying about your ex ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building massive castles out of wool. Join forces with them and conquer the land with your llama army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers. Watch them bust a move to the latest hits while you gather resources in this funky new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, she will never come back!

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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Server, broken heart, online anonymity, Emotional support, lost love

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity! Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

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Abandoned by Steve’s Boredom: A Minecraft Adventure

Minecraft, broken heart, Abandoned, feeling replaced, lost connection

Are you tired of being abandoned by your so-called “friends” in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to never get bored of you! In fact, we’ll smother you with so much love and attention that you’ll be begging for some alone time. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun, crazy adventures, and a community that will never, ever leave you hanging like your ex-friend did. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh. So come on down and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

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Endless Adventure 1.20.5

Pastime, Boredom Cure, unproductive, Adventure, Entertainment

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server!

Join us if you wanna escape the boring reality where there’s nothing to do.

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, like wtf?!

You can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against evil villagers.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a trippy dream come true, man.

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Rent-A-Bro’s Minecraft Server

financial assistance, financial expectations, RentABros, brother dispute, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family group chat? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your brother can’t steal your diamonds because he’s too busy begging for rent money.

Our server is so wild, even your unemployed 54-year-old brother who got his apartment through KARM will be begging for a spot. Who needs rent money when you can mine for diamonds and build your dream house?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next.

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CraftyCreeper27

social media investigation, communication breakdown, relationship problems, relationship boundaries, past relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be questioning is how you survived that creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the fake stories on our server!

Looking for a partner in crime? Look no further, as our players have mastered the art of storytelling – just like the guy who couldn’t keep his story straight about meeting his “friend”! Who needs trust when you have epic tales of deception to uncover?

But don’t worry, we promise not to gaslight you like that guy did to his poor girlfriend. Our community is all about honesty and transparency, except when it comes to hiding diamonds – those are fair game!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of uncovering lies, forging new friendships, and maybe even messaging a friend to confirm nothing shady is going on. Who needs relationship drama when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Join us today and remember, it’s not about the destination, it’s about the insane stories you’ll tell along the way!

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BlockParty2020

prophesied event, BlockParty2020, certain event, inevitable occurrence, sure thing

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers! Will the chicken finally get its revenge for all the eggs stolen? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on while dodging explosive dance moves!

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have a special event where players can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at flying cows. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable events in Minecraft history!

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MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!

statehood, MapleCraft, Country, Diplomacy, North American politics

lol so like, u know how canada is like, right next to the US? well, imagine if it was the 51st state! trudeau be like “nah fam, not gonna happen” but on this minecraft server, ANYTHING can happen! come join us and build ur own canadian-american utopia, eh? we got maple syrup flowing like rivers and moose riding around on roller skates. plus, justin bieber is our official server mascot, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make canada the 51st US state a reality!

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