BrokeIn60Secs – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

BrokeIn60Secs Minecraft SMP
BrokeIn60Secs, fast track to bankruptcy, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial hardship, financial instability, financial mismanagement, financial ruin, instant bankruptcy, Minecraft, money mismanagement, money troubles, poor money management, quick financial downfall, quickest way to go broke, rapid depletion of funds, rapid wealth depletion, reckless spending, smp, sudden financial loss
OMG, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, the other day, this dude joined and he was all like, “I’m gonna be the richest player on this server!” And we were all like, “LOL, good luck with that, bro.” But then, get this, he spent all his diamonds on a pet pig and named it Bacon. Like, who does that?! And then, like, Bacon ran away and he spent all his diamonds trying to find it. And now he’s broke AF and living in a dirt hut. It’s hilarious, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total shitshow but in the best way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyLiesMC
Authenticity, Awareness, Clarity, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, Discernment, Honesty, Insight, Observation, Perception, perspective, real eyes, real lies, realization, realize, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, truthfulness, Understanding, wisdom
so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.

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GeneCraft: StrokeSurvivors
brain health, cognitive health outcomes, depression, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic markers, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variants, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological recovery, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, ptsd, recovery process, specific genes, stroke survivors, StrokeSurvivors, targeted therapies, trajectory of recovery
so like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got genes and stuff! like, our players have super special genes that make them build like pros and mine like crazy!
we did a study and found out that these genes are related to how fast you can recover from getting hit by a creeper or falling in lava. and get this, these genes also help with depression, PTSD, and making sure your brain works good while playing minecraft!
join our server and unlock the power of the genes! build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and fight off the creepers like a boss! who needs therapy when you got minecraft and super genes, right? come join us and be a genetic minecraft master!

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Boys
Economy, MCMMO, Survival
Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!
Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.
Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server.
Features: Custom Items Custom Enchantments RPG skills Guilds and Parties Slimefun Mcmmo Custom Textures Ranks and kits
111.223.147.67:20000

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RelaxLifeMC
Active, Adventure, best, Community, Daily, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, new stuff, Players, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, RelaxLifeMC, Server, Survival
Best LifeSteal Server Out There!!! We offer The Best LifeSteal Experience Out There With new Stuff Coming In Every Day!!!
ro-premium.pylex.xyz:9960

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Harvest SMP: Where the veggies are fresh, the players are ripe, and the drama is Juicy!

Adults, anti cheat, Application Process, BUILD, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Drama, ELYTRA, Events, Experience, Farm, Fresh, Harvest, juicy, Minecraft, minigame district, Mods, Players, Redstone, resourcepacks, ripe, Season, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, veggies, voice chat

Harvest SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Harvest SMP
Server Type	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Season	Season 3 – Harvest Season
Community Focus	Community participation, events, and builds
Mods	Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, Admin Mods

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord server at the link provided and start your application process.

What is the server’s age requirement?

The server is 18+ and while we do not request age verification, we trust that players are honest about their age.

What kind of experience level is welcome on the server?

All experience levels are welcome on the server, whether you are a veteran player or new to the game.

Are mods mandatory to play on the server?

Mods are optional on the server, but they enhance the gameplay experience with quality of life improvements and custom textures.

What is the economy like on the server?

We have a diamond-based economy in the shopping district for trading and transactions.

What is the server’s goal for this season?

The goal for this season is to have a long-term world, unlike previous seasons that had a reset after a shorter period of time.

LimbusCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Chapter 6.5, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, Fell Bullet Heathcliff, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Required reading, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, tutorial, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, Murder on the WARP Express, and a Refraction Railway Line masquerade like no other.
Why should you join? Well, where else can you participate in a Target Extraction mission for the infamous [Gregor] ID & E.G.O? Only on our server, where the tutorial is crucial and the spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina are abundant.
Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and shenanigans.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter Captain Outis and Fell Bullet Heathcliff on your adventures!

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BotswanaSMP: SufferCraft Edition
botswana, BotswanaSMP, coping mechanisms, Edition, emotional distress, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, seeking help, SufferCraft, Suffering, Support, Therapy
Are you tired of suffering in Botswana? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh realities of life in Botswana by building virtual worlds and making new friends! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they literally rain from the sky! So come join us and say goodbye to your troubles in Botswana, because in our Minecraft world, the only suffering you’ll experience is from laughing too hard at all the shenanigans we get up to!

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ChunkCraft: Diet Edition
body image, body positivity, calorie intake, child health, childhood obesity, ChunkCraft, diet, Edition, Family issues, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Junk Food, meal planning, Medical advice, Niece, nutrition, obese, obesity, parenting, Preteen, sibling conflict, weight loss
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you lose weight faster than a fad diet? Look no further than our server! Join us and watch the pounds melt away as you navigate through our virtual world.
Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll be on a strict diet of 100-calorie breakfasts, 300-calorie lunches and dinners, and healthy snacks throughout the day. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to stick to the plan – if you want to indulge in some virtual junk food, go right ahead!
And the best part? You’ll have the chance to face off against other players in epic battles where the loser has to eat a virtual pizza for breakfast! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today – your sister may not approve, but we sure do!

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ChildhoodCrafts
bedtime stories, Carefree, ChildhoodCrafts, family, favorite foods, Friends, games, growing up, holidays, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, outdoor adventures, Playground, School days, simpler times, summer vacations, Toys, Traditions
Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? Our server is like a time machine back to those golden days! Join us and relive the glory of building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and pulling off the most epic pranks on your friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, a group of rebel chickens who have declared war on all players. Can you survive their relentless pecking and clucking attacks?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CyberKim’s Minecraft Server
#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal charges, cyber warfare, cybercrime, CyberKims, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threats, Espionage, Government, HACKING, indictments, international relations, law enforcement, military bases, Minecraft, NASA, north korean, security breach, Server, Technology, US hospitals
come join our minecraft server, where we have north korean hackers causing chaos and mayhem! they’re taking down US hospitals, NASA, and military bases with their epic cyberattacks. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun in the game! join us and see if you can outsmart these sneaky hackers and save the day. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around the server. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! come join the madness now!

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