If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so opulent, even the blocks are made of gold and diamonds. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the sheer extravagance of our virtual world. So if you want to prove your wealth and status, come join us and bask in the glory of our virtual riches. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and llamas wearing top hats. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
