BrokeButHappyCraft Minecraft Servers

BrokeButHappyCraft Minecraft Servers

  • BrokeButHappyCraft

    BrokeButHappyCraft
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9530
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3353 Players Killed by Monsters: 6153
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

    Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NudeNinjaCraft

    NudeNinjaCraft
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 6338
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Crops Grown: 6246
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCountryPicker

    CraftyCountryPicker
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6271
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9007 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AeroCraft Minecraft Server

    AeroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 8219
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1546 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

    NaziCraft: Zurich Summit
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 9042
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7903
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76

    New Minecraft Servers

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zombies Smell Bad Server

    Zombies Smell Bad Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 9567
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Magic Items Found: 2455

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

    oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

    also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

    so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • V For Vanilla

    V For Vanilla
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 9580
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 898
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2308 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    V For Vanilla Server

    Server IP: VForV.net

    Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

    Version: Java 1.21.3

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

    We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

    We hope to see you soon on V!

    Server Info:

    Information Details
    World Border At 30M
    Map Resets No
    Spawn Area Random, unprotected
    TPA & Sethome No
    Griefing & Killing Allowed
    Duping No (Exception for TNT bombers)
    Chat Moderation Not strictly moderated
    Server Location Dedicated server hosted in Finland

    Server Rules:

    • Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
    • Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

    MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 3052
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3038 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mines Excavated: 3972

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

    We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyInLawFixer

    CraftyInLawFixer
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9063
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

    On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

    So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

    GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 8655
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Runes Activated: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Star Shards Collected: 167
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

    Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 9820
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Animals Bred: 174 Farms Harvested: 963
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Zombie Dances: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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