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BrokeAndConfusedMC SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	838
Mines Excavated:	1687	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the diamonds flow like water and the creepers are afraid of YOU? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are so rich they use emerald blocks as toilet paper. Seriously, our server economy is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon shops here for rare items.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasure. And if you can find it, you’ll be richer than Notch himself!

So come join us on this wild ride of wealth and wonder. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft millionaire on our server?

NoobCraft Central – where everyone’s a beginner! #MinecraftMadness #NoobLife #NewbieZone

Beginner, central, Community, Curiosity, Everyones, Exploring, first time experience, getting involved, getting to know others, INITIATION, Introductions, joining in, joining the group, learning, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting people, MinecraftMadness, networking, new, NewbieZone, newcomers, Noobcraft, NoobLife, questions, sisters, socializing, welcome

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crops Grown:	3457
Dragon Eggs Found:	8972	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Towns Built:	9

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the Sisters on this server. Legend has it they are a group of mystical players who can summon rainbows from their fingertips and build entire castles in the blink of an eye. Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of them flying around on diamond unicorns, spreading happiness and sparkles wherever they go. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to witness the Sisters in action!

InsaneCraft: Where every crafter is a complete nutjob! Join the madness today!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2959	Love Letters Sent:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a box of rocks? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where every character you meet is a total nutjob, from the villagers who insist on wearing underwear on their heads to the creepers who break out into spontaneous dance parties. And in the midst of all this chaos, you, the protagonist, must navigate this crazy world and try to keep your sanity intact. Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where you never know what insanity awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride unlike any other – just don’t forget to bring your straightjacket!

Hunter

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, KitPvP, Magic, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2592
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

The Hunter is a fun Minigame and SMP Minecraft Server. With Bedwars, The Bridge, Murder Mystery and a SMP.

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VealyMC

Adrenaline, Anarchy, challenge, Combat, Cross-Play, Environment, Gaming, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, VealyMC, Victory

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Immerse yourself in an intense and unparalleled combat experience, where skill and strategy are key to victory. On our server, you will find yourself immersed in a world designed specifically to challenge your PvP skills in a closed, adrenaline-filled environment.

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Simply Vanilla Anarchy VS Hypixel

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Comparison between Hypixel and Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded with long queues
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Some players may find it too overwhelming
Regular updates and events	Less focus on traditional survival gameplay

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Pros	Cons
Small, close-knit community	Limited player count
Pure vanilla experience with minimal plugins	No anti-cheat system may lead to some hacking
Stable server without resets	May not appeal to players looking for structured gameplay

FAQ

Q: How many players are typically online on Hypixel?

A: Hypixel can have thousands of players online at any given time.

Q: Is hacking or duping allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, hacking or duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy.

Q: Are there regular server resets on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, the server has never been reset and never will be.

PixelPowerPalooza – The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	651342
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Hey there, fellow epic gamers! Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for White Power Wednesday – that’s right, every Wednesday is a celebration of white power and pride!

Forget about the glow-in-the-dark losers and fed spies, we’re just here to spread hope and raise our racial consciousness. And what better way to do that than by hitting the gym, reading ancient literature, and shooting some guns? Plus, don’t forget to make babies with white women – no shitskins allowed!

On our server, you’ll find a community dedicated to research history, standing up for each other, and rejecting degeneracy. So join us every Wednesday and let’s make Minecraft great again – WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, WORLDWIDE!

And if you need some tunes to get you in the mood, check out our classic playlist here. See you on the server, comrades!

LmaoCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure Server for trendy gamers! #FinalFantasyHype #MinecraftMadness 🎮✨

#CrossRegionDataCenter, #FFXIVMeetups, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #FinalFantasyXVIcollaboration, #GeneralNews, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, Adventure, blocky, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, endwalker, FinalFantasyHype, freecompanies, Gamers, highlander, Linkshells, LMAOcraft, MEETUPS, MinecraftMadness, moogletreasuretrove, moviemeetups, Resources, Server, trendy, Ultimate, xivg

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	5396	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Farms Harvested:	480	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! We’ve got Highlanders on the lodestone, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and even a Moogle Treasure Trove hunt for Genesis – because who doesn’t love hunting for mythical treasures while dodging evil monsters?

Join us for our PvP Series 5, where you can battle it out with other players until Patch 7.0 hits. And don’t forget about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test – because why travel in just one region when you can travel across them all?

But wait, there’s more! We have movie meetups where you can watch classics like Mr. Nice Guy and Who Am I? while chilling in the digital world of Minecraft. So come on down and join us for some epic fun and crazy adventures – you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft: Where You Can Release All Your Negatives…in Pixels!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

🤣 Are you tired of not being able to release your negatives through your sperm? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, creepers, and more!

Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t even remember what porn is! Who needs that when you can be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity flow as you explore our virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner diamond-encrusted superhero. 😂🐔🐷 #ReleaseTheNegativesWithSperm #MinecraftMadness

ESCraft

Argonian, Breton, Customraces, Elderscrolls, Elf, Eso, Imperial, Khajiit, morrowind, Nord, oblivion, Orsimer, Races, Roleplay, RPG, Semiroleplay, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, Towny, Vampire, Werewolves

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

ESCRAFT – Elder Scrolls Inspired Minecraft Server

Inspired by the popular series of games, Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind and ESO. This server aims to merge Minecraft and the the universe of Elder Scrolls into one. Carve out your territory in this survival, semi roleplay adventure. Compete in an emerging civilization with a challenging economy and growing obstacles.

Features: Custom Races: Argonian, Breton, Altmer (High Elf), Imperial, Khajiit, Nord, Orsimer (Orc), Bosmer (Wood Elf) Towny: Claim your land to protect it against bandits Custom Map (In development) Player built world (In survival) Challenging economy Vampires & Werewolves Brewery

Come Join us on this amazing adventure and make your mark as an adventurer, explorer, conqueror or bandit chieftain! #Skyrim #ElderScrolls #Minecraft #Vampire #Werewolves #Races #Tamriel #Elf #Khajiit #RPG #SemiRoleplay #Roleplay #CustomRaces #Races

54.39.122.116:25587

BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?