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BrokeAndConfusedMC SMP

bespoke tailoring, BrokeAndConfusedMC, custom furniture, designer clothing, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, exotic vacations, fine art collections, gourmet dining, high-end jewelry, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury experiences, luxury real estate, luxury skincare products, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, rare collectibles, smp, spa retreats

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Votes:	506	Emeralds Found:	8228
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the diamonds flow like water and the creepers are afraid of YOU? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are so rich they use emerald blocks as toilet paper. Seriously, our server economy is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon shops here for rare items.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasure. And if you can find it, you’ll be richer than Notch himself!

So come join us on this wild ride of wealth and wonder. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft millionaire on our server?

ArmorEnvy Minecraft SMP

anime armors, armor design, ArmorEnvy, battle armors, COOLEST, custom armors, FANTASY, fictional armors, fictional characters, futuristic armors, iconic armors, legendary armors, magical armors, medieval armors, Minecraft, movie armors, mythical armors, powerful armors, Sci Fi, smp, superhero armors, unique armors, video game armors

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old iron and diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have armor sets that will make you feel like a superhero! From armor made out of rainbow-colored unicorn fur to armor crafted from the tears of a dragon, we have it all! Join us and become the most stylish and powerful player on the server! Plus, rumor has it that wearing our special armor will give you the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become the ultimate fashionista warrior in Minecraft!

Makeup4Minecraft Server

beauty, Boundaries, bride, Communication, compromise, equality, Expectations, family, feminism, formal occasions, groom, makeup, Makeup4Minecraft, Marriage, personal choice, relationships, self-confidence, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9196	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	244
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace natural beauty and say no to makeup tyranny! Just like this player who refuses to wear makeup, you can join us and show off your true self without any judgment.

Our server is perfect for those who want to keep it real, just like this player standing their ground against the pressure to wear makeup for their wedding. Who needs makeup when you have the beauty of Minecraft blocks and pixels to admire?

Join us and be part of a community that values authenticity and self-expression. And hey, if you ever feel like wearing makeup in Minecraft, go ahead! We won’t judge, but we’ll definitely applaud your creativity.

So come on, join our server and let your natural beauty shine through, just like this player who knows that makeup is optional, but fun in Minecraft is mandatory!

RoommateRageCraft

anger, bargain, BROKE, car sharing, clean, cleanliness, Communication, Deal, disagreement, Driving, ferret breeder, ferrets, low mileage, nasty car, roommate, RoommateRageCraft, roommates, sense of smell, sharing economy, Transportation, used car

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

🤣🚗 Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of driving a car that has been used to transport hundreds of ferrets! 🦡💨

🤑 Our low-priced cars come with the unique scent of ferrets, making every drive an unforgettable experience. Who needs air fresheners when you have the natural aroma of furry friends? 🌬️🚙

😂 Don’t worry, there’s no actual mess inside the car – just the lingering essence of ferrets. It’s like driving through a petting zoo, but without the actual animals! 🐾🚗

🤷‍♀️ So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your ferret-scented wheels to all your friends. It’s a deal you won’t find anywhere else! 🤣🚗 #FerretFrenzy #SmellTheAdventure

SatisfyMyCrave Minecraft SMP

comfort food, culinary satisfaction, delicious meals, favorite foods, food appreciation, food cravings, food delights, food enjoyment, food experiences, food indulgence, food pleasures, food preferences, food satisfaction, Minecraft, satisfying food, SatisfyMyCrave, sensory experience, smell, smp, Taste, Texture

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	960
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Animals Bred:	146	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of bland, boring servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate foodie paradise! Imagine a world where every block you break tastes like your favorite food – mine a diamond and it tastes like a juicy steak, chop down a tree and it tastes like a delicious slice of pizza. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – defeat a creeper and it explodes into a shower of candy! Join us now and feast your way to victory in the most delicious Minecraft SMP ever created!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Glow Up

amazing makeover, astonishing makeover, Before and after, complete transformation, dramatic change, drastic change, drastic makeover, extreme makeover, GLOW, incredible change, jaw-dropping makeover, mind-blowing makeover, remarkable change, shocking evolution, shocking makeover, shocking transformation, ShookCraft, stunning transformation, surprising transformation, total transformation, Ultimate, unbelievable before and after, unbelievable transformation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9324
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	624171	Love Letters Sent:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Have you ever seen a pig turn into a disco-dancing llama? Well, get ready for even crazier transformations on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where chickens can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers can do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most mind-blowing transformations in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare to be amazed!

ForestCraft Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, city planning, community engagement, community forests, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, environmental stewardship, Forestcraft, green infrastructure, green spaces, large cities, Minecraft, nature protection, nature reserves, outdoor recreation, Poland, public health, Residents, Server, Sustainable development, urban forestry, Urban planning, wildlife habitat

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build community forests around our cities to protect nature and serve our residents! 🌲🌳🌿

imagine chopping down trees and building your house in a lush, green forest right outside of a bustling city! 🌆🏡

we have crazy events like tree planting competitions where the winner gets a diamond axe! 💎🪓

our server is so eco-friendly that even the creepers plant trees instead of blowing up! 🌳💣

join us now and be a part of the most environmentally conscious minecraft server in the world! 🌍🌲🎮

RubbleRaidersMC

Assassination, Beirut, beirut explosion, hezbollah, Hezbollah forces, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollah stronghold, investigation, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military commander, political turmoil, resistance movement, rubble, RubbleRaidersMC, sectarian conflict., security sources, Shia Islam, Terrorism

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like finding the body of a hezbollah military commander in the rubble of beirut! two security sources confirmed it, so you know it’s legit! join now for the chance to uncover more insane secrets and have a blast with your new minecraft buddies! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

NameSpammerCraft

Communication, full name, given name, Language, name importance, name pronunciation, name recognition, name repetition, name significance, name spelling, name usage, NameSpammerCraft, personal identity, Repetition, Self-expression, surname, Typing, VERBAL, Writing, Written

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7034
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	4810

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server and experience the most wild and wacky adventures you can imagine!

we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the land of flying pigs and dancing chickens. don’t worry, they’re all trained professionals.

our staff members are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you three wishes as long as one of them involves building a giant statue of them in the middle of spawn.

we also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine. trust us, you’ve never seen zombies bust a move like this before.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a minecraft experience like no other. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

PFAS Fish Frenzy Server

aquatic life, chemical contamination, contaminated fish, environmental contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental research, environmental testing, Fish, fish contamination, fish species, forever chemicals, Frenzy, Illinois rivers, northern Illinois, PFAS, Pollution, Rivers, Server, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water pollution, water quality

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

lol u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, it makes u forget abt all dem contaminated fish in northern Illinois rivers. our server is so clean, u won’t find no PFAS “forever chemicals” here, just pure fun and madness.

join us and u’ll be swimmin’ in a sea of crazy adventures and epic builds. we got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns prancin’ in the fields, and even a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds.

so come on over and leave them contaminated fish behind. on our server, the only thing contaminatin’ u will be the sheer awesomeness of our community. trust us, once u join, u won’t ever wanna leave.

HeliosMC

MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Philippines Economy Crates Online Store Ranks Kits Bundles Java Edition Version 1.20.4 Client Multiplayer PvP Minigames Faction Skyblock Creative Roleplay Adventure, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mines Excavated:	2159
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

HeliosMC is a Minecraft Survival server from the Philippines. It also has economy features and crates, plus an online store where you can buy ranks, kits, bundles, and extra money. The server is only for Java Edition and runs on version 1.20.4, but you can join on any client version. Join now and help HeliosMC continue to expand!

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