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BrokeAndConfusedMC SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the diamonds flow like water and the creepers are afraid of YOU? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are so rich they use emerald blocks as toilet paper. Seriously, our server economy is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon shops here for rare items.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasure. And if you can find it, you’ll be richer than Notch himself!

So come join us on this wild ride of wealth and wonder. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft millionaire on our server?

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Carefree, cherished possessions, childhood memories, favorite things, games, Happiness, imagination, Innocence, longing for the past, longings, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Playtime, Reminiscing, sentimental objects, sentimentality, simpler times, smp, Toys, wish list, yearning for the past

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

CraftyCrushSignals

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Enchantments Applied:	294
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Commute Pay Time

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Characters, comedy, Friends, high school, humor, japanese animation, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, kyoto animation, Lucky, Lucky Star, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, pop culture, school life, Server, slice of life, star, Tsukasa Hiiragi

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	3220	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	New Chunks Explored:	760283
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9775	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Ores Mined:	4754	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

PrisonCraft177

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Farms Harvested:	522	Villages Defended:	17

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.