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Minecraft SMP: Broke and Bored

financial mindset, financial independence, budgeting, investing, financial freedom

Are you tired of being financially bored? Do you want to escape the mundane world of budgeting and bills? Then join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Our economy is so booming that even the creepers are rolling in emerald armor. Join us and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to infinity and beyond! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual billionaire in our world? Say goodbye to financial boredom and hello to endless riches in our Minecraft SMP!

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A Zombie Pigman Broke My Heart SMP: Where even the mobs have relationship drama

Server Overview

Server Name	A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door
Server Description	Welcome to a place free of judgement, where you can be yourself and have fun without restrictions.
Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	Join our Discord
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	No Cheating = Perma Ban

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the rules of the server?	The only rule is no cheating. Anyone caught cheating will be permanently banned.
Can I grief and steal on this server?	Yes, you are free to grief, steal, and raid other players. However, keep in mind that cooperation and teamwork are also encouraged.
Is this an anarchy server?	Yes, this server operates on anarchy principles where players are free to do as they please, as long as they do not cheat or disrupt the gameplay for others.
Is the server suitable for children?	No, this server is marked as NSFW and not recommended for children. Parents should exercise caution.

BrokeSisNoMore

money mindset, sister, financial responsibility, Financial Success, MONEY

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your savings account balance? Look no further! Join our server where we only accept players who have at least 50k in savings at the age of 20. We don’t want any broke peasants here, only the wealthy elite!

But don’t worry, if you’re struggling to reach that 50k mark, we have special quests and challenges that will help you earn those big bucks in no time. Who needs college or children when you can be rolling in virtual cash on our server?

So come join us and show off your financial prowess while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs real life savings when you can be a virtual millionaire in our Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to financial domination!

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TVDeal4MinecraftSMP

Partnership, opportunity, Broadcast, discussion, television

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our fearless leader had only four months to secure a TV deal for AEW, but the only company he was in discussion with was absolutely broke. So, where did they go for help? That’s right, they turned to our wacky SMP for guidance! Join us and help secure TV deals for wrestling companies while building epic structures and battling mobs like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground wrestling ring where creepers and skeletons duke it out for the title of champion! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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A ZOMBIE PIGMAN TRYING TO BE A DOORMAN BROKE MY DOOR Semi-Anarchy Semi-Vanilla 1.21 No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

Survival, Community, Door, Semianarchy, Compatible

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door
Server Creation	Late 2019
Rules	No hacks and no x-ray
Plugins	Minimal for a true vanilla feel
Compatibility	Bedrock compatible

Server Information

Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules

No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are no hacks and no x-ray. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine.
Is the server up to date with the latest official Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Are there any AFK kick or Vote to Win features on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick and no Vote to Win on the server.

RoommateRageCraft

low mileage, Communication, bargain, sense of smell, BROKE

🤣🚗 Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of driving a car that has been used to transport hundreds of ferrets! 🦡💨

🤑 Our low-priced cars come with the unique scent of ferrets, making every drive an unforgettable experience. Who needs air fresheners when you have the natural aroma of furry friends? 🌬️🚙

😂 Don’t worry, there’s no actual mess inside the car – just the lingering essence of ferrets. It’s like driving through a petting zoo, but without the actual animals! 🐾🚗

🤷‍♀️ So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your ferret-scented wheels to all your friends. It’s a deal you won’t find anywhere else! 🤣🚗 #FerretFrenzy #SmellTheAdventure

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BrokeCraft: UK Edition

economic challenges, public debt, financial crisis, BrokeCraft, budget cuts

lol u know what’s not broke and broken? our minecraft server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! our government may be struggling with public finances, but we’ve got plenty of diamonds and gold to go around in our world!

we’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies.

our community is full of friendly players who love to build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of emeralds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

so forget about the real world problems and come escape to our wacky minecraft server where anything is possible!

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BakeCraft Minecraft Server

Bakecraft, spatulas, Cake, utensils, brushes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of baking utensils and the drama they can bring! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests to retrieve lost spatulas and brushes, all while battling against the evil Aunt who thinks wooden handles are the enemy.

Embark on a journey to reclaim your precious baking tools, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of why some utensils just can’t handle the heat. Will you be the hero who saves the day and bakes the ultimate baby shower cake, or will you succumb to the treacherous Aunt’s kitchen antics?

Join us now and experience the thrill of baking utensil drama like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and delicious at the same time?

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BrokeBois Minecraft Server

income, Weed, POVERTY, MONEY, Financial Success

Are you tired of being broke in Minecraft when it’s so easy to make money? Well, look no further than our server! Just like how I went from coupon scamming and selling weed to making bank in finance, you too can level up your virtual wallet in no time.

Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than my stoner middle brother drives boats (yes, that’s his job and he makes 60k, don’t ask how). We’ve got kids acting like they hit the lottery when they get paid 20 an hour on our server – it’s a wild ride, just like my upbringing with junkie parents.

So why stay broke in Minecraft when you can join our server and make virtual bank like a pro? Come on, don’t be a retard like my middle brother – join us now!

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KidCashNoThanks

dental insurance, financial responsibility, EMBARRASSMENT, personal finances, pride

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family teamwork! Just like this single dad and his generous son, we encourage our players to support each other in times of need, whether it’s fixing a tooth or building a castle.

Join us for a tooth-tastic adventure where you can earn in-game currency to help out your fellow players in need. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond toothbrush to keep those pearly whites sparkling!

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing and bonding with your virtual family. So come on in and let’s build a tooth fairy kingdom together – because in this server, we’ve got each other’s backs, even if it means borrowing a few virtual coins!

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