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DocBlockDaycare
Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead? -
Money Cuh Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us! -
Boring Bitch Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!
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Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules
Minecraft Server Overview:
Host/IP nocheatsmc.com Discord https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK Location Montreal, Canada Difficulty Hard Rule Cheating = Perma ban FAQs:
What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?
Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.
What we consider cheating:
Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.
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CashCraft: Broke & Blocky
Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Creeper Insurance” policy that guarantees you’ll never lose your precious loot again! Join us and say goodbye to creeper-induced heart attacks!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed it swear by its existence. Join now and try your luck at finding this elusive creature!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you? That’s right, no more worrying about getting ambushed by zombies or skeletons while you’re out exploring.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the diamonds like never before! Trust us, your Minecraft wallet will thank you.
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Mom Broke My Leg Minecraft Server
Are you tired of blaming your weak bones for all your injuries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustration by building a fortress so strong, not even your stepdad’s tackles can break it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden in the game that can give you unbreakable bones – perfect for those intense PVP battles. So come on, join us and show your stepdad who’s boss in the virtual world! -
Novidium: The Island of Empty Wallets – Join Now for a Broke Adventure!
Server IP play.novidium.net Overview Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players can build their own islands, complete challenges, and engage in player-to-player economy. The server aims to offer a nostalgic experience while maintaining a balance between traditional skyblock gameplay and new features. FAQ
Question Answer What kind of challenges can players expect on Novidium? Players can complete challenges such as collecting specific items like sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt. These challenges add purpose to farming and make certain items more valuable. Is there an economy system on the server? Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players can set up shops on their islands to attract visitors and make transactions. What are the leaderboards for on Novidium? Novidium has two main leaderboards: balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated based on the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. Can players expect a vanilla experience on Novidium? No, Novidium offers a unique skyblock experience that balances traditional gameplay with new features. It aims to cater to players looking for something different from both vanilla and heavily-modded servers. How can players connect to the server? Players can connect to Novidium by using the IP address play.novidium.net in the Minecraft multiplayer menu. -
Secret Craft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are secretly Bitcoin billionaires pretending to be broke! Why would we do such a thing, you ask? Well, let’s just say that if anyone found out about our massive wealth, our lives would be in danger. So, we’ve decided to live out our days in the pixelated world of Minecraft, building epic structures and battling mobs to distract ourselves from the constant threat of being discovered. Join us for a wild ride of deception, intrigue, and hilarity as we navigate the treacherous waters of pretending to be poor while secretly swimming in cash. Trust us, it’s a blast! -
Momma’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next.Forget about annoying siblings and parents who can’t stick to their word – on our server, the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own universe without any pesky family members trying to ruin your fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family to join – one that actually follows through on consequences (we hope). Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
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ShortLuvGone: Broke up over who gets the diamond armor
Are you tired of short-lived relationships in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where relationships last longer than a diamond pickaxe! Our players are so committed, they’ll build you a castle just to show their love (and maybe trap you inside, but hey, it’s the thought that counts). Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless love…or at least until someone steals your diamonds. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!