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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6967 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than my stoner middle brother drives boats (yes, that’s his job and he makes 60k, don’t ask how). We’ve got kids acting like they hit the lottery when they get paid 20 an hour on our server – it’s a wild ride, just like my upbringing with junkie parents.
So why stay broke in Minecraft when you can join our server and make virtual bank like a pro? Come on, don’t be a retard like my middle brother – join us now!