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Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3558	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	172
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5506
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Love Letters Sent:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Broke Fam Minecraft Server

apartment living, asian family, Australia, BROKE, child care, collector’s items, DEBT, drug addiction, fam, family dynamics, family struggles, financial help, home environment, Job Search, learning disability, long-term planning, Minecraft, moving out, night shifts, Parental Responsibility, rent money, Server, tenancy agreement, unpaid child care

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Emeralds Found:	3527	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1717

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a way to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world full of adventure, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.

Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1492	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Love Letters Sent:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Emeralds Found:	9604
Holy Grails Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	90
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Boring, boring AF, boring as hell, boring person, BROKE, Deserves, Drama, drama llama, drama queen, dull, extremely boring, Homeless, homeless and broke, latest drama, Minecraft, Server, snooze fest, Snore, tweetstorm, tweetstorming, uninteresting

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

anomaly, CASE, CaseOh, caseohgames, floor 9, funny, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, Streamer

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

CaseOh is a rising electronic music producer known for his catchy beats and unique blend of genres. Hailing from Los Angeles, he has quickly gained a strong following with his infectious tracks and high-energy performances. CaseOh’s music has been featured on popular playlists and radio stations, establishing him as a promising talent in the electronic music scene. With a distinct sound and a knack for creating memorable melodies, CaseOh is definitely an artist to watch in the coming years.

What are Minecraft servers like EmpireoCraft ?

Active Staff, Adventures, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Experience, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Mini Games, multiplayer, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Server, Spanish, Staff, Survival, Toxicity-free, Variety

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Some Minecraft servers similar to EmpireoCraft include:

1. The Hive: Known for its diverse range of mini-games and events, The Hive offers a wide variety of gameplay options for players to enjoy. With a focus on community and fun, this server is perfect for those looking for a similar experience to EmpireoCraft.

2. Hypixel: One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers, Hypixel offers a mix of mini-games, adventure maps, and custom gameplay modes. With a strong emphasis on player engagement and creativity, this server provides an immersive experience similar to EmpireoCraft.

3. Mineplex: Another well-known Minecraft server, Mineplex offers a range of unique mini-games and events for players to enjoy. With active staff and a friendly community, this server is a great option for those looking for a similar experience to EmpireoCraft.

4. CubeCraft Games: Known for its wide range of mini-games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games offers a fun and exciting gameplay experience for players of all skill levels. With regular updates and events, this server is a great choice for those looking for a server similar to EmpireoCraft.

empireocraft.xyz

RatopiaCraft

Access, Bedwars, CASE, comfortably, command, Creative, Economy, Gaming, Innovative, Labor, long term, menu, Minecraft, Pleasure, RatopiaCraft, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, statistics, Survival, Survival Games, Tab, Visual

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Ratopia Craft-Survival Basic Features —————————————- New menu appearances customized to keep the visual pleasure alive. “/menu” command to access everything easily. Statistics table so you can view your own and server statistics from the special tab menu. With creative and innovative case contents, you can play comfortably without killing your gaming pleasure. You can play a long-term survival game with an economy suitable for labor survival.

ratopiacraft.com.tr

Hexacomb: Where Vanilla Isn’t Just for Ice Cream!

Apply now, Community, cream, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Fabric, friendship, hermitcraft, Hexacomb, Ice, Isnt, Join, Minecraft, Mods, Playershops, PvP, Server, smp, Staff, Stream, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Items Found:	3820
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Votes:	8331

Minecraft Server:	Hexacomb
Season:	Season 5
Start Date:	August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT
Age Requirement:	18+

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?

Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft.
Enhanced interaction features like Armor Stand and Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat.
Server-Side Music with customizable music discs.
BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser.
Optimization Mods for a smooth experience.
Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare drops.
Terralith, Amplified Nether, and Nullsape for stunning world generation.
Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades.
Self-Promotion for social media and streaming platforms.
Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team.
Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements.
One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for flexibility.
In-Season Stats Visualization on the website.
World Download Available at the end of each season.

Join Now!

Apply through our Discord server and follow the steps to join in on the fun!

Join Hexacomb Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the age requirement to join Hexacomb?

Hexacomb is an 18+ Minecraft server.

2. When did Season 5 of Hexacomb start?

Season 5 began on August 17th at 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT.

3. Are there any unique features on Hexacomb Season 5?

Yes, Hexacomb Season 5 offers a Fabric-Based server with custom tweaks, unique cosmetic items, armor stand editing, sign editing, in-game proximity voice chat, server-side music, BlueMap LIVE World Map, optimization mods, player and mob head drops, Terralith world generation, and more.

4. How can I join Hexacomb Season 5?

To join Hexacomb Season 5, apply through our Discord server and follow the steps provided.

5. Is there a limit to the number of alt accounts allowed per player?

Yes, players are allowed to have one alt account for more flexibility on the server.

6. Can I download the world at the end of the season?

Yes, a world download will be available at the end of each season for players to keep their creations.

7. What kind of community and staff support can I expect on Hexacomb?

Hexacomb boasts an active, tight-knit community and staff team that is always ready to help. With admins from around the world, issues are quickly addressed without time-zone conflicts.

8. Are there any special events happening on Hexacomb Season 5?

The end realm is opening up on the 14th, so joining now gives your arrival priority. Players are encouraged to join and take part in fighting the dragon.

Pixel Ink – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, past vs present vs future, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.0.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5452
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to dive into a world where past, present, and future collide in a colorful showdown? Join us and participate in the Grand Festival – where you can choose your side and battle it out until 9/15 8PM EST.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with the latest patches, like the Version 9.0.0 patch notes that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Drizzle Season – it’s raining rewards until 11/30!

Follow our media accounts for even more splatastic content and check out our map schedules and seed checker to plan your next epic adventure. Need gear, weapons, or collectibles? We’ve got you covered with our extensive catalog and database.

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner inkling in a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover hidden secrets and treasures in our coop mode that will leave you splat-tered with excitement!

/ Flip / Minecraft SMP /

Flip, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blelele Queen, who spends her nights practicing her bleleles (whatever those are) in preparation for her next epic stream. Rumor has it that if you can impress her with your own blelele skills, she’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of cake).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyFoolery

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Look no further, because our server is the proud home of the most ridiculous inventions in the world! Join us and witness the glory of the “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players for maximum chaos and laughs. But that’s not all, our server also boasts the “TNT Rollercoaster” – a thrilling ride that will have you screaming with delight as you zoom through loops and twists while dodging explosive obstacles. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us now and experience the stupidity for yourself!

CubanH2O Minecraft Server

caribbean, clean water, Cuba, CubanH2O, developing countries, emergency response, Global Issues, government negligence, humanitarian crisis, infrastructure failure, lack of water, Minecraft, public health, sanitation, Server, water access, water contamination, Water Crisis, water distribution, water infrastructure, water management, water scarcity, water shortage

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the water runs dry faster than a desert in the Sahara? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got hundreds of thousands of players in Cuba without water!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dug too deep and accidentally unleashed a water-eating monster that now roams the server, leaving a trail of dryness in its wake. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to defeat this beast and restore water to the land!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Dive deep into the depths and uncover riches untold, but beware of the guardians that protect this sunken city!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest waterless adventure of your Minecraft life!

KremlinCraft: Spreading Disinfo in Style

cyber warfare, Deception, disinfo, Disinformation, fake news, false narratives, foreign policy, global affairs, Government-controlled, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, media manipulation, Misinformation, political influence, Propaganda, RT Network, russia, Russian government, Spreading, State-sponsored, Style, U.S

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1350	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret connections with the kremlin and russia’s RT network to spread disinformation about the game! want to know the best mining spots? we’ll tell you the wrong ones! looking for rare items? we’ll send you on a wild goose chase! join us for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. plus, our admin team is made up of actual russian spies so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Pixel Pandemic Hospital

Artificial Intelligence, crisis management., data analysis, data-driven solutions, efficiency, emergency preparedness, Healthcare, healthcare innovation, healthcare system, Hospital, hospitalizations, machine learning, machine learning applications, Medical research, pandemic, patient care, PIXEL, predictive modeling, public health, Reduce, study, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

so like, u ever wanna play minecraft but also save lives at the same time? well, do i have the server for u! on this server, we use machine learning to predict when players are gonna get hurt in the game, so we can swoop in and save them before it’s too late. we’re basically like virtual doctors, but cooler cuz we’re in minecraft.

join our server and be a hero! u could reduce hospitalizations by like 30 percent during a pandemic. imagine the bragging rights u’ll have when u tell ur friends u saved lives in a video game. they’ll be so jelly, they’ll wanna join too.

so come on, join our server and be a part of something epic. plus, u get to build cool stuff and blow things up. what more could u ask for? let’s do this!