broke celebrities – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crystal Haven 1.20.5
1.20.5, Anime, Beautiful, crystal, cute, fighting evil, friendship, Great, Haven, inspiring, Justice, love, Magical Girl, Mayu, pink hair, Positive, Powerful, Precure, Protector, Role Model, Saving the World, teamwork, transformation
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, Mayu is like the queen bee of this place. She’s like the Beyoncé of Minecraft, except even more fabulous.
I mean, have you ever seen someone build a pixelated castle with a moat filled with lava? Yeah, that’s Mayu for ya. She’s a Minecraft goddess, I tell ya. And if you wanna bask in her glory, you gotta join this server ASAP.
Plus, rumor has it that Mayu gives out diamond swords like they’re candy on Halloween. I don’t know about you, but I’d sell my soul for a diamond sword in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s all love Mayu together!

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PeePurgeCraft
bodily fluids, DAUGHTER, disagreement, domestic dispute, family, food scraps, gross, Help, hygiene, kitchen sink, low stakes, MINOR, parenting, Pee, PeePurgeCraft, Potty training, powder room, resolution, squattie potty, strainer basket, TOILET
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle disputes in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Join us and witness the ultimate showdown between pee-in-the-sink enthusiasts and toilet purists!
Imagine a world where pee and food scraps battle it out for dominance in the kitchen sink! Will bodily fluids reign supreme, or will the toilet emerge victorious in this epic showdown of cleanliness?
Embark on quests to prove once and for all whether pee belongs in the sink or the toilet! Will you join the pee rebels or fight for the honor of the porcelain throne?
Choose your side wisely, for the fate of the kitchen sink hangs in the balance! Join our server now and let the battle begin!

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AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, attractiveness cues, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness traits, Body language, charisma, Charm, eye contact, Grooming, magnetism, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, positive feedback, self esteem, self-confidence, signs of attractiveness, smp, Social Skills, Style
Lol, bro, if you wanna know if you’re hot stuff, just join our Minecraft SMP and see how many players start building heart emojis around your character. Like, if you log on and suddenly there’s a line of creepers waiting to give you flowers, you know you’re a Minecraft stud. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re really attractive, the Ender Dragon will start swooning over you and offer to be your pet. So yeah, if you wanna feel like the hottest block in the game, come join us and bask in all the virtual love and attention.

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CraftyCreeperCantina
addiction recovery, alcohol, CraftyCreeperCantina, Decision making, emotional well being, gave up drinking, health benefits, holistic health, life transformation, lifestyle change, long-term effects, mental clarity, mindfulness, peer pressure, personal growth, physical wellness, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, social life, support system
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, or even participate in a virtual dance-off with a creeper! Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most powerful player in the game. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your fingertips, and even summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding.
So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous adventures of your Minecraft life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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Pixel Potions & Carb Cuts
blood sugar levels, calorie restriction, carb, Cuts, dapagliflozin, diabetes management, diabetes remission, diabetes treatment, drug therapy, glucose control, health outcomes, higher remission rates, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle intervention, long term benefits, Medical research, metabolic health, PIXEL, Potions, remission success, SGLT-2 drug, sodium glucose cotransporter 2 inhibitor, type 2 diabetes, weight loss
join our epic minecraft server where we give you the power of SGLT-2 drugs and calorie restriction to achieve ultimate diabetes remission! imagine the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while also managing your blood sugar levels like a pro!
our players have reported insane levels of energy and focus after taking dapagliflozin, making them unstoppable in their quest to build the most epic structures and defeat the toughest mobs.
plus, with calorie restriction, you’ll be shedding those extra pounds in no time, giving you the agility and speed to outmaneuver any enemy that comes your way.
so come join us on our server and experience the ultimate combination of diabetes management and minecraft madness. who knew that fighting off skeletons could also help you fight off high blood sugar levels? only on our server!

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WeeWorse – everything you need is here! Minecraft server
bugs fixed, Buyer, comfortable gameplay, diamond armor, donation teams, EasyGrief, Game Currency, high quality, no donation pressure, no unbalanced services, Project, questers, Questing, Regular Updates, simplified griefing, Survival, vanilla game, war journey
The server is a collection of modes, they are updated regularly, all modes are made with high quality, any bugs / shortcomings are fixed immediately. The administration is always in touch and is happy to help newcomers or old servers. Weekly updates will not make you bored. At the moment there are two modes on the server: Private Survival and EasyGrief. Private survival is a server without admin panels, unnecessary plugins and other gimmicks that interfere with the vanilla game. We guarantee that this regime will not turn into nonsense. EasyGrief, a simplified griefing server, is waiting for you with a starter set with diamond armor for defense 2 to immediately begin your journey of war. You won’t get bored in this mode, there are questers, a buyer, donation teams for game currency (the way to them is through earning currency using different schemes), there are also quests for a simplified delving into the project. The server does not force you to donate, and if the donation services themselves are not unbalanced, any player will be comfortable playing with us! We are waiting for you at our project!
Mc.WeeWorse.ru

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Anarchy Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Experience, Exploration, Factions, freedom, Gaming, Kits, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Resets, restrictions, rules, Skills, strategy, Survival, THRIVING, Victory

Anarchy Factions Minecraft Server

Pure Anarchy Survival | No Resets | Unlimited Fun

Features:

Feature	Description
🌟 Cheating Allowed	Play your way, with no restrictions.
🌟 Simple Factions	Team up, dominate, and conquer the world.
🌟 No Claims	Build, raid, and destroy anything, anywhere.
🌟 No Kits	Start from scratch and prove your survival skills.
🌟 No Pay-to-Win	Victory depends only on skill and strategy.

Why Choose Us?

True Freedom – A server with no rules, no resets, and endless chaos.
Unrestricted Gameplay – Survive, raid, and thrive in a raw, unfiltered anarchy experience.

Link: anarchyfactions.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/gAVfdcSzxc

Ready to embrace the chaos? Join Anarchy Factions today and immerse yourself in the pure thrill of unrestricted Minecraft anarchy!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I cheat on this server?	Yes, cheating is allowed on our Anarchy Factions server.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	No, there are no restrictions. It’s pure anarchy survival.
Is there a way to claim land?	No, there are no claims system. Raid and conquer freely.
Do you offer starter kits?	No, you start from scratch to prove your survival skills.
Is this server pay-to-win?	No, victory depends only on your skill and strategy, not on payments.

~~yes this was ai eat my shorts~~

Echoing Visions 1.21.2
1.21.2, art, Communication, deep, Double Exposure, Echoing, emotions, Expression, image, Impactful, Interpretation, Meaning, Message, Perception, photography, Powerful, Significance, speaks volumes, Symbolism, Thought-provoking, VISIONS, Visual
Bruh, have you ever seen a Minecraft server so epic that it literally speaks volumes? Like, not just regular volumes, but like ENCYCLOPEDIA volumes. Join this server if you want your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. Seriously, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of Minecraft where everything is turned up to 11. And I mean EVERYTHING. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some snacks because you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end.

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CraftyConformity
Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conform, consensual adults, Cooking, CraftyConformity, FORCING, Gratitude, partner, picky eater, Principles, relationship, shiitake mushrooms, Suffocated, table manners, trauma response, Understanding, VALUES
Are you tired of having to conform to someone else’s culinary preferences on your Minecraft server? Join our server where you can build and cook whatever you want without judgment!
Imagine a world where you can create a giant mushroom kingdom without anyone forcing you to eat shiitake mushrooms against your will. On our server, you can express yourself freely without fear of being scolded or thrown out like a traumatized child.
Don’t let anyone dictate what you can and cannot do on your own server. Join us and build your own paradise where you can pick and choose your ingredients without anyone telling you how to appreciate their cooking. Let your creativity run wild and never feel suffocated by someone else’s culinary expectations again!

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NeverEndingQuest Minecraft SMP
Challenging, Daunting, Difficult, Endless, frustrating, IMPOSSIBLE, insurmountable, Minecraft, never ending, NeverEndingQuest, smp, time consuming, Unbeatable, Unconquerable
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure trove down there. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, I swear.
But wait, there’s more! We have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, and whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot, he’s the life of the party.
And the best part is, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who protect our base from griefers and hackers. They’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, it’s insane. So come join us and be part of the most epic adventure you’ll never complete on one hundred percent! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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