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  • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 304
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Votes: 8671 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

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    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door Minecraft Server!

    Server Overview:

    Host lawlessmc.com
    Rules No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind.
    Warning Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server about? The server is casual and not taken seriously, with unpredictable events and gameplay.
    Can players be banned? Players can be banned for cheating, using hacked clients, or if the admins don’t like them.
    Is the chat moderated? No, the chat is unmoderated, so be cautious if you are a parent considering the server for your children.

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  • SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

    SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 6539
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 4833
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Zombie Dances: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

    Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

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  • Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

    Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 3194
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 747 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 697
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Chimeras Created: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Ores Mined: 2419
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6530

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • Acacia Chicken

    Acacia Chicken
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 6621
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 214
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Falling into the Void: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    In this whitelisted SMP everyone gets to pick what modpack the server will be under. It’ll be either a pre-made modpack or a custom modpack. Ever wanted to play a modpack with friends? Wanted to play a specific modpack with friends but you are too broke for the server hosting. Well wait no longer, vote for your favorite modpack with the community. This server will ask for ZERO money, all you have to do is apply, and if you apply and are accepted you only need to follow two rules, no cheating/lagging. If you are caught doing this you’ll be unwhitelisted.

    Current modpack: Life in the village Info: Want to become the biggest civilization? Want to go to war with others in a war monger way? Or simply join others in their ambitions? This server is for you!

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  • Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

    Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5414
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

    We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

    So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

    Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 8764
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 600
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Star Shards Collected: 71

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

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  • RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

    RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 153
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 327
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

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  • Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

    Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 1513
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Star Shards Collected: 285
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Dimension Hops: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Potions Brewed: 108 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 900 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

    Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

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  • BrokeButHappyCraft

    BrokeButHappyCraft
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 5778
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

    Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

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  • Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

    Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 6837
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

    Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

    We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

    So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

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  • >Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

    >Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 1660
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 263 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

    And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

    So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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  • Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server

    Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9905
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mines Excavated: 3046
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting around for your family to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server where time is always on your side! No more late brunches or missed opportunities, just endless fun and adventure in the virtual world.

    On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!

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  • FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

    FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 2724
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

    Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

    So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!

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  • MineCraftU?

    MineCraftU?
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2513
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also learn how to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies! Join us for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old school when you can learn the ways of the llama warrior on our server?

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  • ISO SMP: Where 18+ Adults Pretend to be Hermit-Crafters in Vanilla Minecraft

    ISO SMP: Where 18+ Adults Pretend to be Hermit-Crafters in Vanilla Minecraft
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 4580
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Towns Built: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9208 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

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    ISO SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/i-am-stalking-you-in-wyoming/">Minecraft Server</a>

    ISO SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Community 18+ community looking to grow and engage active players
    Chest Locking Plugin allows players to lock chests with signs
    Invisible Item Frames Shift-right clicking makes item frames invisible
    Player and Mob Heads Obtain player and mob heads in the game
    Death Chest Players have a death chest to retrieve items after death
    Vein-Miner Ability to mine entire veins of ores at once
    /home Command Players can set home locations for quick teleportation
    Shops with Custom Economy Players can set up shops with a unique economy system
    Anti-Xray Prevents cheating with xray mods
    Server Availability Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
    No Creeper Block Damage Creeper explosions do not damage blocks
    No Enderman Block Picking Endermen do not pick up blocks in the world

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    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, our server is specifically for players who are 18 years and older.

    Q: How do I lock chests using signs?

    A: You can use the chest locking plugin on the server to lock chests by placing signs on them.

    Q: What is the /home command used for?

    A: The /home command allows players to set a home location for quick teleportation.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building shops?

    A: Players can set up shops with a custom economy system, but please follow any guidelines set by the server admins.

    Q: How can I prevent cheating with xray mods?

    A: The server has an anti-xray system in place to detect and prevent cheating with xray mods.

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  • Fairy Tail Minecraft Server

    Fairy Tail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 9179
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drunk fairy magic! Our players are so powerful, they can’t even be controlled by the most legendary mages of all time. We have one player who btfos her gigachad father on a daily basis – now that’s some serious family drama! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate mage in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, always keep a bottle of fairy dust on hand for emergencies!

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  • I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP

    I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 3118
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Votes: 5244
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for insane adventures, like when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched us into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions handy)!

    But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where we dress up as clowns and fight each other with fish as weapons. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where we dance the night away to Creeper-themed remixes of popular songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 4433
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Dragon Eggs Found: 5071
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Votes: 186
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Emeralds Found: 2412

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

    From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!

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  • DreamCarCraft

    DreamCarCraft
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3813
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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