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  • The Chaos of A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door – LawlessMC Server

    The Chaos of A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door – LawlessMC Server

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    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door Minecraft Server

    Key Features Chaos-filled gameplay
    Gameplay Mechanics Professional and mature staff
    Community Aspects Engaging community
    Server IP lawlessmc.com
    Website lawlessmc.com

    FAQ

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: The only rule is no cheats allowed!

    Q: How can I connect to the server?

    A: Use the IP/Host lawlessmc.com to connect.

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  • The Undying Realm: A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door SMP Server 1.21.4 – LawlessMC

    The Undying Realm: A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door SMP Server 1.21.4 – LawlessMC

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features Survival gameplay
    Gameplay Mechanics No cheats allowed
    Community Aspects Active player base
    IP/Host lawlessmc.com
    Rules One rule! NO CHEATS!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I use cheats on the server? No, cheats are not allowed.
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, new players are welcome to join.
    Are there any specific server events? Events may vary, check with the server community for updates.

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  • Broke My Bridesmaid Squad!

    Broke My Bridesmaid Squad!

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    Welcome to The Enigmatic WEDDINGVERSE: Can You Survive the Chaos? 🌪️🤵👰

    In a land where diamonds are forever and friendships crumble faster than TNT, we invite you to embark on a surreal journey through matrimonial mayhem! Here, alliances are forged and shattered, veils are lifted to reveal the mind-bending truths of love, and every block holds the potential for unexpected betrayal. The Weddingverse is not just a server; it’s a portal into alternate dimensions of reality, where your blocks break, your friendships shatter, and your sanity is merely an illusion!

    Join us in the realm where:

      • Bridesmaids become conspirators in a plot to prevent wedded bliss.
      • Creepers are the least of your worries. The real threats lurk beneath layers of passive-aggressive comments and unsolicited opinions.
      • Costs skyrocket as you attempt to appease unrealistic standards set by friends who may or may not be gaslighting you.

    FEATURES: Dive Into the Absurd!

    Feature Description
    Bridesmaid Battles Smite your friends before they can slander your engagement plans!
    Nonsensical Dress Code Wars Wear whatever you want, just don’t forget your armor of self-esteem.
    Financial Turmoil Simulation Explore the costs of a wedding—complete with financial ruin!
    Alien Transport Discussions Navigate the complexities of interdimensional shuttles to find your way to the wedding venue!
    Cold Beverage Network Find warmth… or the coldness of their hearts! 🥶

    The STRANGE & UNHEARD LEGEND of the Knotbreaking Witch

    Rumor has it that a vengeful spirit, known as the Knotbreaking Witch, lurks within the server. She thrives on negativity, feeding off arguments and escalating tensions. Challenge her with your best banter, or watch as she turns your wedding into a nightmare realm of confusion. Will you ally with others or become another casualty in her merciless game?

    "I never wanted any of this… but their opinions! I mean, seriously, what block do I even stand on?" – A Puzzled Player

    CONTROVERSIES: Sign Up and Get Shunned!

      • This server has been banned in at least 14 counties—but who’s keeping count?
      • Exclusive access to a secret forum where bitter brides air their dirty laundry, dissecting tales of unreal expectations and misguided friendships.

    TESTIMONIALS (and other bizarre claims):

    "I thought this server was about building. But I accidentally summoned the Wedding Ghoul, and now I’m regretting my veneer of happiness!" – An Ex-Loyalist 🆘

    "Watch your back! My bridesmaids turned into zombies after I refused to pay for their accommodation!" – Too Many Exclamations 💥

    CALL TO ACTION: Join at Your Own (Emotional) Risk!

    When you step into The Weddingverse, you’re not just entering a Minecraft server; you’re plunging into an existential nightmare of social intrigue and power plays! Allies may betray you. Your bridal party could be your deepest foe. Only by confronting the absurd chaos can you emerge weathered but victorious. Will you accept the invitation?

    Dare to join? Tap that link and face your fears… or perhaps just block off your reality entirely. 💍💣

    P.S. If you hear whispers in the wind, it’s probably just the former bridesmaids plotting. Or is it? 🤔

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  • Broke Bites Minecraft SMP

    Broke Bites Minecraft SMP

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    🌈🍕WELCOME to the most insanely awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll possibly not regret joining… like ever!! 🍕🌈

    So, like, imagine you’re sitting there in your mom’s basement, rocking your favorite Pikachu pajama pants, and thinking, “What am I gonna do with my life?” Well, buckle up, because this server is like a golden cheeseburger falling from the sky on a Tuesday! (Expect fun on other days too, but Tuesday cheeseburgers are a thing.)

    First off, you can totally build your own pizza time castle! Yes, I said pizza. And it’s NOT just a castle! BBQ chicken wings grow on trees here. No kidding, you chop a tree, and BAM, BBQ chicken! It’s like the trees are in a mysterious relationship with Lil Nas X or something; I’m not sure, but it’s not your average woodcutting experience. Trust me.

    🦄 Now, let me tell you the wildest tale. There was once a pig called Sir Hamleton that ruled our server and everyone thought he was just a hog… but WAIT! He had magical powers! He could turn diamonds into McDonald’s fries! 💎➡️🍟 How cool is that? And guess what? The fries were unlimited, but you had to do a chicken dance on the top of a mountain while singing “Let It Go” (yes, that one) to summon him! Spoiler alert: It works! Who knew?

    But that’s not all, folks! Join us in our never-ending quest of defeating the Internets’ #1 dreaded mob: The WiFi Blocker! This thing is a nightmare, okay? It spawns random lag spikes at the worst moments. One time I was fighting it when my cousin’s grandma accidentally unplugged the router, and we thought we lost everything… only to find that we unlocked a new dimension called "FLYING PIZZA LAND!" 🍕✨ IT’S REAL, and it’s where we do epic dance-offs!

    AND let’s not forget about the block party every Friday where you can trade your shovels for ice cream sandwiches that turn you into a superhero for 1.5 minutes! But watch out; during that time, if you don’t scream the secret word ("Cheddar"), you might just turn into a block of cheese. 🧀 True story!! 😂

    So why are you still sitting there drooling over your monitor? Join this server, dive into the chaos, befriend Sir Hamleton, and discover what it really feels like when your creativity collides with totally outrageous shenanigans! Because let’s face it: if you don’t, you’ll still be bored eating cardboard-flavored toast while wondering what that weird smell in your room is. 🙈

    Come on, let’s craft some memories and make some nonsense that will literally blow your socks off (and possibly your shoes too). This is where adventures are soulfully ridiculous, and the possibilities are as endless as my cravings for cheese fries. 🎉💥

    Are you in for this wonderfully chaotic journey? 🌈🦄 Because this ain’t your basic Minecraft experience—it’s about to get WAY LOUDER and WAY FREAKIER!! 🍕🎉✨👾

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  • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    No one believed me, but now it’s happening!

    Tomorrow night at 9pm PST I will be giving away $200! And the next contest will begin! Instead of paying for banner ads on Minecraft list sites I am paying my most active players to play!

    So, other than the chance to win some money why play this server?

    Here are some reasons:

      • We don’t allow cheats, but we allow everything else Minecraft has to offer, griefing, unmoderated chat, chaos!
      • The server will NEVER be pay to win!
      • We average 200 unique players a month and 20-40 unique players a day.
      • We are a “friendly” anarchy community, because the vanilla server settings are geared towards a high mob cap and vanilla render distance.

    Gamers! Come play on our server and you will see it is a very different experience than other semi-anarchy servers!

    Server info:

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are cheats allowed on the server? No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
    Is the server pay to win? No, the server will never be pay to win.
    How many players does the server have on average? We average 200 unique players a month and 20-40 unique players a day.
    What kind of community is the server? We are a “friendly” anarchy community where vanilla server settings are geared towards a high mob cap and vanilla render distance.

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