BROKE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

100, Anarchy, Bases, best map, betray, BROKE, cash prize, Chaotic Admins, Cheats, Connect, Discord, Door, Friend, Ip:, lavacasts, Lawless MC, Pigman, rule, semi anarchy, Streamer, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
Best map among minecraft servers
$100 cash prize for top streamer

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
How do I connect to the server?	Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Star Shards Collected:	55

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

CharityCraft Minecraft Server

#first class, babysitting job, BROKE, charity case, CharityCraft, family, good jobs, Help, high cost of living, interest-free loans, mad, Managing, Minecraft, opportunities, refusing, Rent, rich family, Rude, Server, Support, Talk, well off

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against players based on their family’s wealth or connections!

Join us and experience a world where everyone starts off on an equal playing field, no matter how many countries they’ve traveled to in first class.

Build your way up from the bottom, just like our server owner’s sister did (allegedly). Who needs handouts from rich families when you can grind for your diamonds like a true Minecraft warrior?

So come on in and show us what you’re made of! And remember, no matter how many childcare centers you manage in real life, in our server, we’re all just blocky characters trying to survive and thrive. See you in the game!

CoatSnatcherCraft

aita, BROKE, CAR, Coat, CoatSnatcherCraft, Daily, dog, gift, Girlfriend, Hospital, Jacket, long tail tag, Privilege, relationship, sticker residue, storage auction, Value, work, zipper

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Farms Harvested:	302
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value coats more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of coat ownership like never before.

Are you tired of your girlfriend stealing your coat just because her zipper is broken? Well, on our server, coats are sacred and no one will dare lay a finger on yours.

We understand the importance of sticker residue on coats and we promise to keep them clean and pristine at all times.

So come join us and experience the ultimate coat-wearing experience in Minecraft. Who needs a storage auction when you have a server full of fabulous coats waiting for you? Join now and show off your coat collection to the world!

BrokeCraft SMP: Dumb Ways to Go Broke

BROKE, BrokeCraft, dumb, dumb ways to go broke, excessive debt, extravagant lifestyle, Fast, financial irresponsibility, financial mistakes, gambling addiction, ignoring investments, ignoring savings, impulsive purchases, instant gratification, lack of budgeting, living beyond means, not seeking financial advice, not tracking expenses, overspending, poor money management, poor spending habits, reckless investments, shopping addiction, smp, Ways

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! We got a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army, they do the funniest dance moves, you’ll be ROFLing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have a diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, so good luck trying to steal our bling bling. And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to tame our resident Ender Dragon, he’s a real diva but totally worth it for the street cred.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything seriously. Plus, we have a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, because why the heck not? See you on the flip side, losers! #YOLO #MinecraftSMP #CrazyAdventures #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 🤪🤣🎉🐲💎🥕

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

Active Staff, BROKE, Community, Creative, Custom Enchants, Discord, Door, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Pigman, Plugins, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist, zombie

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Items Found:	6005	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	LawlessMC
Server Type	Anarchy
Server Rule	No cheats allowed
Monthly Contest Prize	$100 (next month $200)
Server IP	lawlessmc.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the main rule of the server?	No cheats allowed.
Is griefing and stealing allowed?	Yes, but retaliation comes from other players, not staff.
Are staff members allowed to grief?	No, staff are not allowed to grief on the server.
Is there a monthly contest with a cash prize?	Yes, the monthly contest prize is currently $100, and will increase to $200 next month.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, the server has no restriction on adult content and requires active adult supervision.
Who should not be trusted on the server?	Glowstix should not be trusted.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

adult content, alone, BROKE, butt, Cheats, Connect, Door, Friend, Glowstix, good luck, Ip:, lawlessmc, Movie, Pigman, player, R-rated, rule, SC_OFF, semi anarchy, server info, unsupervised, Value, zombie, zombie pigfart

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

A ZOMBIE PIGFART BROKE MY BUTT Minecraft Server

Here at A ZOMBIE PIGFART BROKE MY BUTT we value you, the player. We want to be your friend and provide a fun gaming experience for you!

Server Information:

Rules	One rule, NO CHEATS ALLOWED.
IP Address	lawlessmc.com

Warning: This server has no restriction on adult content. It is not family-friendly without active adult supervision. DO NOT TRUST GLOWSTIX!!!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Are cheats allowed on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server. Please play fair and follow the rules.
What is the server’s IP address?	The server’s IP address is lawlessmc.com. Use this to connect to the server.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, the server is not family-friendly and contains adult content. It is recommended to have adult supervision while playing.
Should I trust Glowstix in the game?	No, do not trust Glowstix in the game. Be cautious and stay safe while interacting with other players.

DollarTreeDeliCraft

aita, Bad Sister, beggars can’t be choosers, bills, Borrow, BROKE, Cash, dog, dollar tree, DollarTreeDeliCraft, emergency vet, food stamps, groceries, ground beef, health issues, Hungry, husband, Meatloaf, OFFENDED, payback, Rent, sister, Weed

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister’s grocery drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures.

We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.

And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

Active Adult Supervision, adult content, BROKE, building, Cheats, Contest, Discord, Door, GRIEFED.., huge builds, Ip:, Movie, Pigman, PvP, R-rated, ReBuilding, semi anarchy, Smoldering Wreckage, Streamer, Survival, Trust, winner, zombie

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.4
Contest	Top streamer contest with $100 prize on 7 Feb
Discord	Join our Discord
Spawn	Griefed, but players are rebuilding constantly
Map	6 years old, filled with custom builds
Rules	No cheats allowed
IP Address	lawlessmc.com

FAQ

Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

A: No, cheats are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I participate in the streamer contest?

A: Visit our Discord for more information on how to enter the contest.

Q: Is the server family-friendly?

A: This server has no restriction on adult content and may not be family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Q: How old is the server map?

A: The server map is 6 years old and has custom builds.

Q: Can I trust glowstix on the server?

A: The message indicates not to trust glowstix on the server.

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

american culture, American influence, AMERICANS, Competition, cultural comparison, Cultural differences, cultural jealousy, cultural rivalry, cultural superiority, envy, EURO, European culture, European Influence, Europeans, Jealousy, Minecraft, political comparison, Political differences, political jealousy, political rivalry, political superiority, Server, USA vs Europe

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

/180/ 2025 Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier & Draw Minecraft SMP

2025, CARD, Championship, DartConnect, DartConnect Page, darts, Darts Event, Dom Taylor, draw, Field Confirmed, holder, Minecraft, Official Confirmation, paddy, Paddy Power World Darts Championship, PDC Tour Card Holders, PDC World Darts Championship, power, Qualification, Qualification Tournament, QUALIFIER, Robert Owen, sky sports news, Sky Sports News Coverage, smp, Tour, Tour Card Holder, Tour Card Holder Qualifier, UK time, world, World’s Biggest Darts Event

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! We’re bringing the world of darts to Minecraft!

Compete against other PDC Tour Card Holders for a chance to secure a spot in the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship…in Minecraft! Four lucky players will get the chance to show off their virtual dart-throwing skills on the biggest stage in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We’ll have full coverage of the qualifier on our DartConnect page, because who needs real sports when you can watch Minecraft darts instead? The draw will be held on Sky Sports News…Minecraft edition, of course.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Dom Taylor get replaced by Robert Owen in the field of a virtual darts championship? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around! Join now and let the virtual darts madness begin!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, bugmen, bully seaniggers, coalition unit, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	22079	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

Aleph, Aleph Zero, Azero, BEWARE, Crafty, crypto scam, cryptocurrency scam., deceitful, discord ban, dishonest, dump, fraud, Minecraft, polaks, price drop, price manipulation, scam, scam alert, scam team, Scam Warning, Scamming.., smp, Unethical, Warning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

Despair, discouraged, hire, hopeless, Involuntary, ISOLATED, job hunting, Jobless, lack of opportunities, Lazy, Marginalized, Minecraft, NEET, PermaNEET, REJECTED, Server, societal pressure, Struggling, unemployable, unemployed, unmotivated, unproductive

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4153
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Meteorites Collected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

Apocalypse, Apocalypse Now, cinematic excellence, cinematic masterpiece, classic film, film analysis, film critique, film industry, film review, Francis Ford Coppola, Godfathers, iconic performances, Marlon Brando, martin sheen, Minecraft, movie comparison, Movie debate, movie discussion, movie opinions, movie ranking, smp, The Godfather, vietnam war, war movie

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Baes, blocky, Boundaries, consent, Digital Content Creation, digital income, discretion, empowerment, extra money, financial independence, financial support, Girlfriend, Minecraft, modern relationships, online platform, onlyfans, open communication, privacy, relationship, Server, side hustle, Trust

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

Anime, anime quotes, ANTI-HERO, Britannia, Britannian Empire, code geass, Commander, commands, emperor, geass, leadership, Lelouch, lelouch vi britannia, Manipulation, mind control, Minecraft, power, Rebellion, rebellion against tyranny, rebellion leader, rebellion tactics, smp, strategy, Throw It Back, War Tactics

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Star Shards Collected:	176	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!