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ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Emeralds Found:	8960	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4307
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	148
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	1188	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magic Items Found:	8623	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6163
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Magic Items Found:	3450	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	171
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Emeralds Found:	9762	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8466	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3619	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9970
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crops Grown:	5658

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	4737	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.