π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 345 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 4236 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 136 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5452 |
Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.
But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!