CraftyMcFunnyLand: Onimai Mihari Edition – Bestest Minecraft Server Everrrr!!! #lolz #trendy #gamerlife

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	156	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your incel brother’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server where you can skip straight to building epic uni-themed structures with your brocon skills. Watch out for players wearing dirty lab coats though, they might be up to some fraudulent activities like sending unsuspecting players off to a middle school full of underage mobs. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now for a uniquely chaotic gaming experience!

Blocktopia: Life-Defining Choices

blocktopia, bold choices, Choices, courage, Decision making, embracing change, empowerment, introspection, life choices, life-changing decision, LifeDefining, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, positive transformation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, transformation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	1833
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to change your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities! You could go back and prevent yourself from building that embarrassing dirt hut on your first day in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing decision to join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BankHeist Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got Ukraine launching cyberattacks on da Russian central bank! YO, you can be a hacker and take down banks while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

CraftyMaduroWinsPutinGrins

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	145	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself congratulates our dictator for winning a rigged election! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, folks. build your own dictatorship, rig your own elections, and rule over your own virtual country with an iron fist. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. what more could you ask for in a minecraft server? join now and start your journey to virtual world domination!

Crafting Chaos: High Call Volume

busy lines, Call, Call Center, Chaos, Communication, Crafting, customer complaints, customer experience, customer satisfaction, customer service, efficiency, Experiencing, frustrated customers, HIGH, higher call volumes, IMPOSSIBLE, long wait times, normal call volumes, overwhelmed, Peak Times, phone calls, productivity, service levels, support team, Volume

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that give u hugs instead of exploding!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini-games with us. we once had a dragon come and join our server, but we tamed it and now it’s our pet.

if u join our server, u will be blessed with diamonds falling from the sky and unlimited enchanted golden apples. our server is so magical that even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! we promise u won’t regret it…unless u don’t like having too much fun, then maybe u should stay away.

ashore.rip

Anarchy, compatibility, dopamine, Greatest, homosexuals, Minecraft, no cheat plus, Paper, Server, Supply, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8565
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

greatest anarchy server, forever supplying homosexuals with dopamine

updated no cheat plus running on paper 1.20.6 with minecraft version compatibility

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Beans Survival Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

This is a survival server that uses GeyserMC + Floodgate to allow for crossplay. It is currently a work in progress however a world reset is NOT expected.

BlueMap Webpage: https://mc.beanhead6291.com (Coming Soon)

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SpudCraft: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the potato salad at the potluck

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	7327	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Void Gems Collected:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

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SpudCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

Features:

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft

An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command

A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft

Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks

A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons

A kind, mature, and interactive community

Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights

A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

Custom world generation, no mods required

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. We have yet to fight the Ender Dragon, and the shopping district is just starting to become active with shops popping up all over. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FAQ:

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab)
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

Scratchless Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2317	Votes:	3241
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	2154
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Potions Brewed:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you scratching your head? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t find any scabs or skin irritations here, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Band-Aid of Healing, rumored to cure all virtual wounds in the game. Our players have taken hundreds of photos trying to uncover its secrets, but so far, nothing but laughs and good times have been found.

So come join us and leave your worries (and your itchy skin) behind as you dive into a world of adventure and hilarity. Who needs a bandage when you have a diamond sword, right?

TrishKiller420 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to kill Trish and nobody else! Forget about building epic structures or mining for resources, all you need to do is hunt down Trish and claim victory. But be warned, Araki himself has deemed this player as the worst and deserving of eternal suffering. Join now for a chance to be the ultimate Trish hunter and earn bragging rights in the most bizarre Minecraft server ever created!

VenezuelaElectionReview Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and building in minecraft? well, come join our server cuz we got PANAMA SUSPENDING DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH VENEZUELA PENDING ELECTION REVIEW! like, who even does that in minecraft?? it’s gonna be wild, bro. u gotta join and see the drama unfold. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the llama rebellion starts!

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