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BroCollegeFundLULZ

BroCollegeFundLULZ, career building, college expenses, college funding, education costs, familial obligations, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational wealth, half siblings, loans, parental expectations, part-time jobs, personal boundaries, saving for college, scholarships, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

eternitysmp.net:25577

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

play.astrify.net

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ores Mined:	7178
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	229
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

play.helosion.net

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	45
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

ai, Generated, HOLY, Language Model, list, long tail, Minecraft, mori, nlp, Shit, smp, tags

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Runes Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.