HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Crops Grown:	9872	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Non-CanonCraft: Where Everything is Possible!

acceptance, aspirations, canon, creative writing, denial, Disappointment, dreams, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, fanfiction, Fiction, humor, internet culture, meme, Meta, never be canon, NonCanonCraft, Online Community, Reality, tfw, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4701	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, zombie chickens that can breakdance, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixel Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes just by looking at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, tfw this will literally never be canon – but who needs canon when you have this much fun?

UniCraft: Where Creepers are the Professors

1960s, campus, civil rights movement, college, counterculture, CREEPERS, cultural revolution, education, free love, higher education, hippies, History, music scene, Nostalgia, Professors, PROTESTS, social change, student activism, Student Life, U.S, UniCraft, University, vietnam war

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend. Where endermen throw epic dance parties every Saturday night. Where zombies are actually vegan and just want to share their kale smoothie recipes with you.

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Build a diamond castle with a moat filled with llamas wearing top hats. Ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil skeletons who are secretly just looking for a good cardio workout.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Where else can you find a place where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination?

Come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the absolute bomb dot com. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Calliope’s Creepin’ Craft: Where Rappers and Reapers Unite!

ANONYMOUS, apartment building, baitposting, BALCONY, Based, Calliope Mori, Calliopes, Craft, CREEPIN, developing story, feces, headlines, interview, monkey noises, News, nijinigger, Nude, Pedestrians, rapper, rappers, Reaper, Reapers, Scum, threadshitters, unite

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	209	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to witness RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori in all her glory!

Imagine building your own virtual world while dodging flying feces and hearing the sweet sounds of monkey noises in the background. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to interact with Calliope Mori herself as she screams obscenities at Nijinigger scum baitposting threadshitters. It’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even get a shoutout from the one and only RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori.

DiverseCraft: Where Creepers and Villagers Unite!

CREEPERS, DiverseCraft, Diversity, diversity and inclusion, diversity in entertainment, diversity in game development, Diversity in Gaming, diversity in gaming community, diversity in gaming content, diversity in gaming culture, diversity in gaming industry, diversity in gaming representation, Diversity in media, diversity in pop culture, diversity in society, diversity in technology, diversity in video games, diversity matters, equality, games, inclusion, representation, unite, villagers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3245
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and bland landscapes? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so diverse, it makes the United Nations look like a bunch of clones!

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the latest tunes while sipping on potions that make you glow in the dark.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss mob, the Legendary Llama of Doom! Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, it’s the type of diversity games need!

40k and a Creeper, What’s Next?

40k, achievement, AMBITION, celebration, creeper, Dedication, determination, fulfillment, future plans, goals, growth, hard work, Milestones, motivation, next steps, perseverance, progress, reaching goals, satisfaction, self improvement, success, whats

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as a creeper explosion! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful in all the land, ruling over everyone with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From a zombie riding a chicken to a skeleton juggling creepers, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and patience. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players have made it to the end without rage quitting (we won’t judge if you do, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky endermen, they love stealing blocks when you’re not looking.

Llama Land Adventure

3rd Hokage, 4th Kazekage, Adolf Hitler, Adventure, and killing a lot of people. She’s basically Adolf Hitler if Hitler was a pardoned gender bent female war criminal., Bombing, bombing buildings, Boruto, Experimenting, experimenting on children, female, gender bent, Impersonating, impersonating their identities, INVADING, invading the Leaf Village, killing, Land, Leaf Village, Llama, long trail tags: She got away with killing the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage, molesting, molesting children, pardoned, possessing, possessing people’s bodies, Sacrificing, sacrificing their souls to revive zombies, stealing, stealing their faces, Two Blue Vortex, war criminal, zombies

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Alien Abductions:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a chance to team up with the most notorious villain in all of Minecraft history. This player has killed the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage, invaded the Leaf Village, bombed buildings, molested children, experimented on children, possessed people’s bodies, stolen their faces, impersonated their identities, sacrificed their souls to revive zombies, and killed a lot of people. She’s basically Adolf Hitler if Hitler was a pardoned gender bent female war criminal.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Will you join forces with this infamous player or will you try to take her down? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: Open for LOLs!

affordable, Crafty, customer satisfaction, Dedicated, efficient, excellent service, experienced, fast response, Flexible, Friendly, funhouse, high quality, lols, McLaughingtons, Open, open availability, Open for service, open-minded, personalized service, PROFESSIONAL, Reliable, satisfaction guaranteed, top rated, trustworthy, Welcoming

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dabbing Ender Dragon who challenges players to a dance-off before they can defeat him. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise 😉

AutisticCraft: Where Schizophrenia and Minecraft Collide

acceptance, autism, AutisticCraft, Awareness, co-occurring disorders, collide, Community, comorbidity, coping mechanisms, diagnosed, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, schizophrenia, self-care, self-induced, stigma, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Players Killed by Monsters:	6617	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of uniqueness and individuality! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are schizo (diagnosed) with self-induced autism!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wondered if having both schizophrenia and autism could give you superpowers in the game? Well, on our server, we believe that having these conditions actually gives you special bonuses that make you a Minecraft master!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a community like no other. Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary? So come on, embrace your inner schizo-autistic self and join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft!

Shiorin’s Blocky Adventures

adorable, Adventures, blocky, cute, Dedicated, Energetic, enthusiastic, Fan, fangirl, Idol, inspiration, japanese, jpop, Kawaii, love, Music, passionate, Performer, shiorin, Shiorins, Singer, Support, TALENTED

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Shiorin Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build giant pink unicorns and rainbow castles with your friends. But beware, because the zombie chickens are on the loose and they’re out for revenge!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our death-defying parkour courses and see if you have what it takes to reach the top. And don’t forget to visit our secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery!

So why join our Shiorin Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride flying pigs into battle against evil llamas while wearing a banana suit and wielding a diamond sword

Steve’s Missing Again

ALERT, Assistance, Awareness, Community, crime, find him, help needed, investigation, missing, missing person, Mystery, Police, Public Safety, Report, search, Share, sighting, Steves, SUSPECT, tip, Urgent, wanted

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Join our Minecraft server now! This server is so lit, even Steve himself can’t resist playing on it. We’ve got creepers doing the floss dance and zombies doing the moonwalk. Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Elton John’s wardrobe and our ender dragons have been known to break out into opera solos.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have PhDs in redstone engineering and our witches brew the tastiest potion cocktails this side of the Nether. Join now and you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pink llama while singing Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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