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HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	6

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

Atompunk, bimbo, bimbo effect, Bimbos 2.0, bovine sugar mama, collared rookie, cop, Cop Bimbos, Cyberpunk, DOBERMAN, drawfriends, female bimbos, für, futa bimbos, Intercorsal Media, long tail tags, Marrying a Bimbo, Minecraft, smp, Stories, tags, Thread

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

Architecture, art, comparison, culture, customs, Economy, education, Europe, fashion, Food, Globalization, History, Japan, Language, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Server, society, Technology, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	229
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Emeralds Found:	4588
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

81k, achievement, Bitcoin, challenge, Community, cryptocurrency, Day, Day 2, determination, discipline, goal-setting, long-term commitment, Minecraft, motivation, no nut november, November, nut, perseverance, progress, self-control, smp, strength, success, Support, Willpower

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crops Grown:	6033	Secret Passages Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	1178
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!