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EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4821	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8978
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Divine Spears Created:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1974	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	237	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Love Letters Sent:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Potions Brewed:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	9987

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	9930	Magic Items Found:	8002
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Emeralds Found:	492	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

banter, best quote, blocky, Crafting, Deep quotes, famous quotes, favorite quote, impactful quotes, inspiration, life quotes, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, motivational, Powerful Quotes, quips, quote of the day, quotes, quotes about life, quotes for inspiration, quotes for motivation, quotes for success, quotes to live by, thought-provoking quotes, wise words, words of wisdom

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3728	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Animals Bred:	150	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Potions Brewed:	125
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Star Shards Collected:	100	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!