Broadband MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Starlink DishCraft 3000

High-Speed Internet, Competition, spacex, innovation, elon musk

so like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s like a glorified DirectTV dish. but like, not really. cuz dis server is out of dis world, literally. like, u can build ur own space station and fly to different planets and stuff.

also, there’s like a secret dungeon where u can find rare loot and fight off space aliens. and if u reach the end of the dungeon, u get a special weapon that shoots lasers.

oh, and did i mention there’s a pet alien that follows u around and helps u mine for diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty cool.

so, if u wanna join dis crazy server, just type in da IP: starlink.About.space. and get ready for an out-of-this-world adventure!

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PolandCraft: Seeking Other Providers – Minecraft Server

Infrastructure, Government, Shutdown, seeking, decision

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, like seriously. we got like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived. it was like, totally epic.

also, we have this secret underground base that is full of diamonds and emeralds, but you have to like, solve a riddle to find it. it’s like, super intense and stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so, if you want to join a server that is like, out of this world, then you should totally come hang out with us. we’re always looking for new players to join in on the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyStarlinkFun

Canadian News, Technology, ontario, economic impact, internet access

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

PNW USA, internet, Usa, smp, Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

long distance communication, high frequency, internet speed, wireless technology, 145GHz

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

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Broadband Binge Craft

weight gain, young adults, correlation, Binge, study

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

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StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

Infrastructure, elon musk, innovation, russia, global communication

come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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Blocky Broadband Insuranceville

Health Insurance, social determinants of health, community health, suicide rates, access to care

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more health insurance coverage than the cdc! our players are so healthy, they can survive anything – even a creeper explosion!

we have faster internet than you can shake a pickaxe at, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any lag.

our players are so rich, they build diamond houses and ride around on golden horses. join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!

come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be in the minecraft universe. suicide rates? never heard of her!

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StarlinkCraft: No Compliance Zone

policy, Communication, Zone, suspension, International

so, like, this server is, like, totally out of this world, man. like, we got aliens and stuff running around, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood intergalactic beings. join us for a chance to save the universe from the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a big softie once you get to know him. plus, we have a secret underground base where we’re hiding all the diamonds in the galaxy. come join us and be a hero in this epic space adventure! oh, and did we mention that our server is powered by starlight and unicorn farts? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server in the universe!

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NetNeutMinecraft – Keep the internet open on our Minecraft server!

opposition, Government, activism, policy, FCC

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is filled with chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, and participate in epic llama races. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. If you can find and tame it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

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