broad shoulders – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

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NovelCraft Minecraft Server

finding groups, finding online groups, group links, internet search, Minecraft, novel community, novel forums, novel readers, novel translation groups, Novel Translations, novel update forums, novel update links, Novel Updates, novel updates groups, NovelCraft, online communities, online novel communities, online novels, online search, Ozy TL, Ozy TL group, searching for groups, Server

Are you tired of endlessly searching for a group on Novel Updates? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to find your next novel-loving crew! Just type in “Ozy TL” and you’ll be transported to a world where books come to life and epic adventures await. Join us for a chance to battle dragons, build towering book fortresses, and maybe even uncover the secret to unlocking the next chapter in your favorite series. Don’t miss out on this literary paradise – join our server today!

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MineCraft Mania: IdolBlackCo

aspirations, black company, Challenges, Competition, Dedication, dreams, Fame, hard work, Idol, Idol bros, IdolBlackCo, Mania, Mentorship, Minecraft, Music (Industry), perseverance, PRESSURE, spotlight, success, Support, talent management, teamwork, what do we do

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you thrill-seeking gamers out there!

Join us and become part of the legendary Idol Bros, a group of Minecraft players who are known for their epic adventures and crazy antics. From building massive castles to battling dragons, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your rightful place as the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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FamCraft Minecraft Server

Actors, Actresses, ANNOYING, B52’s, cars, David, FamCraft, family, hair clippers, Henrietta, howard hughes, mad, Minecraft, movie titles, Quiche Lorraine, robo controller, Server, special words, terms, The Powerful Aviator, vintage cartoon, word substitutions, youtube channel

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can embrace your inner weirdness and make up your own rules? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage you to use your own special “word substitutions” just like this player’s mom did.

Forget calling things by their actual names, on our server, you can call your tools “robo controllers” and “snazzifiers” and watch as your friends and family roll their eyes in confusion and disgust.

But that’s not all! We have a special feature where you can name your in-game pets after vintage cartoons or favorite actors/actresses with a hilarious twist. Imagine riding into battle on your trusty steed, Quiche Lorraine, while wielding a sword named after The Powerful Aviator. Your enemies won’t know what hit them!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can honor your mom’s memory in the most ridiculous way possible or just annoy the heck out of your loved ones, join us now! Who needs the right word when you can make up your own and have a blast doing it?

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HouseMessWars

back injury, Chronic illness, cleaning responsibilities, disrespectful behavior., emotional distress, family conflict, financial strain, house chores, household duties, HouseMessWars, medical restrictions, medical troubles, mother’s husband, potential divorce, Resentment, shared living space, spine injections, spiteful actions, strained relationships, verbal abuse

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mom’s husband stomping around and complaining about your existence. On our server, you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment or drama.

And if you ever feel like you’re stuck in a real-life soap opera, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant chicken statue.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family who appreciates your building skills and doesn’t expect you to cook dinner every night. It’s time to escape to a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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BlockRageCraft

abandonment, biggest moment, BlockRageCraft, Breaking Point, Departure, Escape, exasperation, fed up, Frustration, giving up, LEAVING, leaving job, leaving relationship, leaving situation, overwhelmed, Quitting, reaching limit, resignation, throwing in the towel, walking away, walking out

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a creeper sneak up behind you and blow up all your hard-earned loot? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green boogers are banned from ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless feathered fiends ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos wherever they go. Join our server and you might just witness their next epic heist.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon move like this before.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wild and wacky side of the game, come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

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CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cuban mercenaries, Cuban volunteers, CubanCraft, Cubans, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military recruitment, Minecraft, Political unrest, Propaganda, proxy war, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got cubans bein recruited by russia to fight in ukraine! like, wut?! imagine the chaos and drama happenin in this server, it’s lit af! u never know when putin might pop in and start buildin a house next to u or when a cuban soldier might come and steal ur diamonds. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, u gotta be there to experience it! join now before things get even more bonkers, trust me, u won’t regret it!

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CraftyOlympicWarriors

athletes, cheering, Competition, Conflict, controversy, CraftyOlympicWarriors, international relations, neutral, Neutrality, Olympic athletes, Peace, Politics, protest, rights group, russia, solidarity, sports, Sportsmanship, Support, ukraine war

come join our epic minecraft server where the olympic athletes from ‘neutral’ russia are cheering on the ukraine war! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with blocks and creepers! you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next, maybe the athletes will start a dance party in the middle of a warzone or ride pigs into battle. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, you won’t regret it!

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TigerCraft: Not Your Average Orange Cat

animal kingdom, apex predators, Average, big cats, CARNIVORES, cat, conservation, Endangered species, evolved cats, feline evolution, feline species, Felines, jungle cats, majestic creatures, natural evolution, non-domesticated cats, orange, orange cats, PREDATORS, striped cats, TigerCraft, Tigers, wild animals, wildlife

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got tigers that are actually orange cats that evolved on their own, no human help needed. like, how insane is that? imagine having a pet tiger in minecraft, but it’s actually just a big orange cat. plus, these tigers can talk and tell u jokes while u mine for diamonds. it’s like having a stand up comedy show in the middle of a cave. join now for a wild time with our evolved feline friends!

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StrokeCraft: 4.5-24 Hrs – Safe & Effective!

4.5 to 24 Hours, Chinese Patients, Chinese population, Clinical Study, Effective, Healthcare, Hrs, ischemic stroke, Ischemic Stroke Treatment, long tail tags, Medical research, neurology, Safe, Standard Treatment, Stroke Management, stroke recovery, stroke treatment, StrokeCraft, Tenecteplase, Thrombectomy, Thrombolytic Therapy, Treatment Comparison

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor but u suck at skool? well, on this server u can be a doctor without all the smarts! we got this crazy new treatment called Tenecteplase for Ischemic Stroke at 4.5 to 24 Hours without Thrombectomy and it actually works!

join our server and save lives left and right, all while playing minecraft! u can be a hero and a gamer at the same time, how cool is that? plus, our chinese patients are loving it, so u know it’s legit.

come join us and be a part of something amazing. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving?

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CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

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