Broad MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fusion Peptide Fun Land

viral load, HIV-1, antiretroviral therapy, peptide, immunization

hey u, ya u, wanna join the most lit minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u, this server is so dope that even the monkeys are gettin in on the action. yep, u heard me right, we got SHIV-infected macaques playin minecraft and they are killin it.

these monkeys are so good at the game that they have mastered the art of HIV-1 neutralization with fusion peptides. like, who even knew monkeys could be so smart, amirite? but that’s not all, these monkeys are throwin the sickest parties in the game, with diamond armor dress codes and creeper fireworks.

so if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun but also educational (cuz u know, science and stuff), then come on over and hang with our SHIV-infected macaque crew. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Bing High Minecraft SMP: A.I. Broad Focused Thread

lumalabs, Thread, Klingai, Trash, microsoft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination!

Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be building roller coasters that go straight to the moon, giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of TNT!

But that’s not all, we have special events like “Zombie Pigman Olympics” where you compete in crazy challenges like pig riding, lava parkour, and even a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of molten lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

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ShokeiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

japanese, inner strength, dark past, overcoming trauma, strong female lead

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because on our server, Momo deserves happiness, you’ll never have to worry about those pesky problems again!

Join us and experience a world where Momo, the legendary Minecraft player, roams the land spreading joy and laughter to all who cross her path. Rumor has it that if you find her hidden base, she’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a chest full of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around the corner.

So why wait? Join Momo deserves happiness today and embark on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Breakthrough, PixelPanic, Race, success, Future

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve literally recaptured the word despite coming in late to the AI race! Our AI-powered mobs are so advanced, they’ll make you question if you’re even playing a game anymore.

Join us and witness the chaos as our AI villagers start their own political parties and run for mayor. Who knew pixelated politics could be so intense?

But that’s not all – our AI animals have formed their own underground fight club, complete with betting and exclusive VIP access. Will you be the next champion of the chicken ring?

So come on down to our server, where reality bends itself to give you the best possible outcome…or at least the most entertaining one!

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ExGFsTeenCrib Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, ExGFsTeenCrib

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of dealing with crazy exes and their teenage kids? Look no further, join our server and leave all that behind!

Imagine a world where you can terminate leases and abandon people without any consequences. Our server offers you the ultimate freedom to ghost anyone who gives you trouble. No need to feel guilty, just pack your virtual bags and move on to a friend’s spare room in peace.

Experience the thrill of dodging gaslighting and psychological attacks from your ex, all while building your dream virtual world. Don’t worry about setting boundaries or communicating effectively, just focus on surviving and thriving in our Minecraft universe.

Join now and unleash your inner escapist, because on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story. Say goodbye to rent-free freeloaders and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Don’t let real-life drama hold you back, come join us today!

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AutisticBabysit4Free

AutisticBabysit4Free, autism, family, favorite singer, payment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make your family drama seem like a walk in the park.

Our server is so epic, even your cat won’t be allergic to it! We promise no one will demand $100 for wearing perfume, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block them!”

Join now and escape the madness of real life for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with demanding relatives and guilt trips. Plus, our community is so awesome, even your autistic son will feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind!

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MineCraftyLife – Minecraft Server

daily annoyances, everyday inconveniences, daily hassles, minor inconveniences in relationships, Minecraft

Tired of stubbing your toe on your bed frame every morning? Sick of your cat knocking over your glass of water just as you’re about to take a sip? Well, have we got the solution for you – join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your minor inconveniences!

On our server, we have a magical potion that makes your bed frame disappear so you can glide effortlessly out of bed in the morning. And don’t worry about your cat – we have a special anti-knockover glass of water that will stay upright no matter how many times your furry friend tries to sabotage it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best, inconvenience-free life!

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CraftyConspiracies

#classified information, controversial theories, suspicious events, whistleblower testimony, shadow government

Do you believe in the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually the one running this Minecraft server? Join us to uncover the truth and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of this server. Who knows what secrets you might uncover while playing on this server!

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MapleCraft vs. Creeper Corps

diplomatic relations, Military, Canada, political tensions, IRGC

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got dragons flying around dropping diamonds and creepers that explode into rainbows.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and ride on unicorns. it’s like, out of this world, man.

plus, we have the best parties ever. like, last week we had a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. it was wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life in a minecraft server, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦄🌈

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CrashCraft: Where Luck is Relative

near miss, guardian angel, Grateful, fate, Lucky

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! Like, people be trippin’ over themselves to get in here, like it’s some kind of exclusive club for unicorns or somethin’.

So, get this, right? One time, this dude joined the server and found a freakin’ diamond block just chillin’ on the surface. And get this, when he mined it, a freakin’ dragon popped out and gave him three wishes! True story, bro!

And like, if you join this server, you’ll have the chance to ride a freakin’ llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens. They wear tiny little helmets and everything, it’s hilarious!

Plus, we got this secret underground base where we throw the wildest parties. Like, one time, we had a DJ booth made out of glowstone and a dance floor made out of obsidian. It was lit, fam!

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience some seriously wacky adventures, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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