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CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

Bitchcraft, Bitches, catchphrase, Character, classic movie, comedy, Dans, famous quote, Forrest Gump, funny, humor, iconic character, iconic line, iconic scene, insult, lack of bitches, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Dan, lonely, memorable quote, movie quote, no bitches, pop culture, Server, tom hanks

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magic Items Found:	2573	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	9134	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

Adventure, Anons, choose, Decision making, Fights in Tight Spaces, futuristic games, Game, Gaming, Help pick my next game, indie games, Library of Ruina, Lobotomy Corp, Minecraft, mystery games, norco, Reverse Collapse, role playing games, roulette, Sci Fi Games, simulation games, Sprawl, strategy games, Tactical games, Void Stranger, wildfrost

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9800
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

controversy, culture war, Defeat, election aftermath, elections, Experience, Gas Stoves, Hillary, Kulturkampf, lefties, LOSING, mental breakdown, MINDBLOWING, mindbreak, polarization, political discourse, political division, political turmoil, Politics, reaction, Standard, trump, VoteCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ores Mined:	9684
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Buildings Constructed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

blocky, brawlers, bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, Epic, esports, Gaming, Gosugamers, guides, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, meets, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Pro tracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, TL.net, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Waifu edition, Wiki

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Items Found:	4763	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!

addiction, blocks, breaking bad habits, CREEPERS, determination, habits, health, inspiration, lifestyle change, lung health, Minecraft, motivation, nicotine, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Puff, quitting smoking, Resist, self improvement, Server, Smokin, smoking cessation, success story, tobacco, wellness, Willpower

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Emeralds Found:	4719	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.

But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!

StinkyFeetCraft: Where Indian Feet Meet Minecraft Streets!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can experience the intoxicating aroma of Indian feet that have been traipsing through cow dung all day long. Trust us, it’s a scent you won’t soon forget! But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises around every corner. From lava-filled dungeons to diamond-studded pig races, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with our Gen 1 Nova Aokami, who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated lands. But wait, there’s more! Gen 2.5 brings you Salmon Lordette, the ruler of the underwater kingdom with a fishy twist. And don’t forget about Gen 3, featuring Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Join now for a chance to witness Ruru’s epic karaoke performances and dive into our song playlist that will have you dancing in your virtual seat. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

SoulCovCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Band, bass, Concert, CREEPERS, crowd interaction, drums, Energetic, fear, guitar, japanese, Live, metal, Music, Performance, Powerful, Rock, SOUL COVENANT, SoulCovCraft, Soulful, stage presence, Tread, Video, vocals, ソウル・コヴェナント

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	637	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame creepers as pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join 『SOUL COVENANT(ソウル・コヴェナント)』today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!