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PartyCraft: Guest List Drama

#partycraft, 9 month old, attitude, Birthday Party, bro hang, celebration, Drama, family, first birthday, Friends, goof off, guest, guest list, husband, interacted, involvement, life partners, list, Party, relationships, serious, settling down, Son

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	256	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about family values and intimate celebrations? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize quality time with loved ones over partying with bros!

Join us for a birthday bash like no other, where only the most important people in your life are invited. Say goodbye to rowdy friends crashing the party and hello to a sweet and heartfelt celebration for your little one.

Forget about beer-fueled shenanigans, we’re all about building relationships and creating memories that will last a lifetime. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s all about love, laughter, and wholesome fun!

Pixelated Hearts Minecraft Server: “Because I found diamonds instead!”

Characters, childhood memories, diamonds, Difficulty, Disney, Final Fantasy, gameplay, Hearts, keyblade, kingdom hearts, lack of updates, long trail, lost interest, Minecraft, new games, Nostalgia, other interests, pixelated, Repetitive, RPG, Server, sora, Story, time commitment, video games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of fighting heartless and nobodies all day? Do you need a break from saving the world from darkness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave your keyblade at home because here, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is so epic, even Sora himself would be jealous. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (cue Aladdin music). And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – we have spleef tournaments that will make you forget all about the Keyblade War.

So why waste your time in the world of Kingdom Hearts when you could be building your own kingdom in Minecraft? Join us now and let your inner block builder shine! Plus, rumor has it that Donald Duck is a regular player on our server – you never know when you might run into him while mining for diamonds.

Crafty Crusaders: Where Anglos and Muslims Unite to Build and Battle!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5920	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	2606
Dragon Eggs Found:	3493	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Come join our server where Anglos and Muslims unite in a battle for dominance! Witness epic battles between players as they defend their right to oppress European Christians in the 1850s and 1990s. But that’s not all! We’re also importing millions of Muslims to spice things up even more. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and spit on Anglos with us as we embrace our love for Muslims in the most outrageous way possible.

PussyPits Minecraft Server – Where God’s Sense of Humor Runs Wild!

Armpits, body image, body odor, disgust, double standards, eat out, GOD, Gods, hate society, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, nonconformity, pussy, PussyPits, Rebellion, runs, sense, Server, smell, smell like pussy, socially unacceptable, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Taste, taste like pussy, Wild

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	686
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even God gets in on the action! Our server is so wild, even armpits look like pussy! And guess what? They smell like pussy and taste like pussy too! But beware, it’s socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like pussy – sorry society, we do what we want here!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft! So come on, join us and let’s shake things up together!

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

Ark, biblical figures, biblical interpretation, confusion, confusion about prophets, disbelief, disbelief in prophets, disbelief in religion, Edition, misunderstanding, noah, Noahs, PALS, Pixelmon, Prophet, Prophetic, Questioning, questioning beliefs, questioning faith, religious beliefs, religious figures, skepticism, skepticism towards faith, skepticism towards prophets, skepticism towards religion

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	634567
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mines Excavated:	4340
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchantments Applied:	199	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

Allowed, brocraft, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Everyones, female gamers, female representation, Gaming, Gaming Community, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl gamers, Girls, Inclusivity, Men, real, sexism, Stereotypes, STOP PLAYING AS A GIRL, stop sexism, video games, Women empowerment, women in gaming

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Beloved, Childless, contemplation, death, eternal rest, Forgotten, giggles, graveyard, husband, Legacy, Life, LONER, Loners, memorial, Men, Minecraft, Mother, Reflection, Remembrance, resting place, solitary, solitude, Tombstone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Votes:	640
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!