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Minecraft SMP: Cole, Cole, He’s Here! – The Legendary Llama Lord

BROUGHT BACK UP, Cole, HE’S HERE, Help, Hes, kamala, Legendary, Llama, Lord, Minecraft, Pat, save democracy, smp, TIM WALZ

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have COLE, COLE, HE’S HERE! That’s right, Cole is a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see Kamala summoning backup with her magical powers. But watch out, because Tim Walz is also on the server, ready to help Kamala save democracy from the evil forces of griefers and hackers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever!

BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, bathroom line, BathroomLineBoss, brother, Dirty Looks, emergency, farmers market, Friends, ignore, local ], men’s restroom, Minecraft, mom, park, Server, Siblings, skipping line, Small children, squeezing past, stall, thank you, weak bladder

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

BlanketBanditCraft

abandonment, blanket, BlanketBanditCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, emotional response, Empathy, family, Girlfriend, guilt tripping, judgment, Manipulation, misunderstanding, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Respect

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Reasons to join: 1. We have a secret blanket quest where you must find the legendary blanket of sleepiness to unlock special powers. 2. Build your own virtual train station and take a taxi to explore the vast world of our server. 3. Experience the thrill of throwing things into your virtual bag when things don’t go your way. 4. Impress your virtual parents by completing challenging tasks and quests. 5. Discover the true meaning of love and blankets in our server filled with surprises and drama.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziness of our Minecraft world!

SmileCraft SMP

cute animals, family, Friends, Funny Moments, good memories, Gratitude, Happiness, humor, inner peace, jokes, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positive emotions, small gestures, smilecraft, smp, special moments, success, sunny days, Surprises

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in epic prank wars that will go down in Minecraft history.

We have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who built an entire city out of cake to another who turned their house into a giant lava disco party. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known for your epic builds and hilarious antics. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CrashCraft: Market Mayhem

Crashcraft, economic collapse, financial market, housing market, long tail tags, market, market bubble, market correction, market crash, market crash impact, market crash prediction, market decline, market disaster, market downfall, market downturn, market failure, market instability, market meltdown, market recession, market turmoil, market volatility, MAYHEM, stock market

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5723	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible!

NepalCraft Server: Trans Woman Wins!

court ruling, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender Identity Recognition, gender recognition, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal decision, legal rights, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Nepal, nepal news, NepalCraft, rules, Server, social justice, SUPREME COURT, Trans, trans woman, transgender rights, Wins, WOMAN

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	106	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the supreme court is ruled by trans women who are actually women! build your own rainbow castle and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who just don’t get it. we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, plus a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most fabulous minecraft server in the universe!

DroneCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

Conflict, drone attacks, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneCraft, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah aggression, Hezbollah military capabilities, Hezbollah strategy, Hezbollah threats, Hezbollah warning, Hezbollah-Israel conflict, Israel, Israeli defense, Israeli retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, regional instability, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Void Gems Collected:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Towns Built:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, even Hezbollah is getting in on the action! They be launching drone attacks on Israel, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, they promised more crazy stuff to come, like creeper armies and diamond rain! Join now for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, culture, DATING, fear, Gender Roles, internet culture, Jews, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, trends, WaifuCraft, waifus, Women

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

Abuse, accusations, affecting, American, American athletes, athletes, Cheating, Competition, consequences, controversy, Doping, drug testing, Ethics, face, Integrity, Minecraft, nation, peds, performance-enhancing drugs, pixels, professional sports, scandal, smp, sports

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	1866	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!

BuffetBanditCraft

Apology, buffet etiquette, BuffetBanditCraft, class differences, cultural norms, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, Guilt, high school friends, judgmental behavior, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, peer pressure, privileged background, reconnecting, self reflection, social cues, social expectations, social interactions, upscale dining, wealthy friends

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even scoop your minestrone in peace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your buffet etiquette needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally grabbing too many vegetables instead of soup, only to be judged by your friends for your poor etiquette skills. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and reassure you that it’s okay to pick and choose at a buffet – even if your friend Brenna thinks otherwise.

Experience the drama, the banter, and the minestrone mishaps on our server like never before. Who knew scooping soup could cause such chaos? So come join us and let’s scoop our way to victory together!