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BritWitCraft Minecraft Servers

  • BritWitCraft

    BritWitCraft
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 7004
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ores Mined: 4343 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the chaos in the UK and looking for a way to escape the madness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding tea kettles, flying crumpets, and a quest to find the legendary fish and chips recipe hidden deep within the virtual world. Who needs Brexit drama when you can build your own pixelated paradise with us? Come join the fun and leave the real world behind!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface

    Crafty McCraftface
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8756
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3556 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the search for Mary is on! Join us for a wild adventure as we hunt down Mary in the vast world of Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mary stumbled upon a diamond-encrusted llama in the game and now she’s on the run from a band of angry creepers who want to steal her treasure. Will you help us find Mary and protect her from the creepers?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with zombie DJs spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on our unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, the fate of Mary and her diamond llama depends on you.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz

    KiwiCraft: Down Under LOLz
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2009
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Votes: 8157 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Animals Bred: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our R A M B O edition Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Imagine a world where Hero Ram, also known as a goy, rose up against the rule of boomers, also known as Jews. They had killed his entire family and forced him into unspeakable acts on Epstein Island. But Ram fought back, taking down two of them before the Zogbots, also known as [VAXXED] NZ Police, arrived too late and shot him without trial. It’s a wild ride of revenge and survival!

    But enough about the drama, let’s talk about the real reason you should join our server. We have the most insane builds, the craziest mobs, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our R A M B O edition Minecraft server. Oh, and by the way, for dinner tonight we’re serving smoked Twizel salmon with roast pumpkin. It’s to die for!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Harem Adventures

    Crafty Harem Adventures
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 5514
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 113 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! 🌟

    Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join right away:

    > So, imagine being a total beta during high school, but then meeting a girl named Mary who is just too cool to handle. She’s introverted, wears alt outfits, and is overall smoking hot. But wait, she has a boyfriend for 2 years already, so you just stay friends.

    > Fast forward to college, where Mary and her childhood friend Rachel become your besties. Mary nudges you and Rachel into getting together, and things start to get wild. When covid hits, you practically move in with them and things escalate quickly.

    > Mary breaks up with her cheating boyfriend, and the three of you become inseparable. Pillow fights, sleepovers, and jokes about sharing you become the norm. And let’s not forget the part where Mary compares her skills to Rachel’s in a very intimate discussion.

    > But wait, it gets even crazier! Mary eventually moves back to your hometown and gets with a professional athlete who is a total jerk. Jealousy, drama, and a whole lot of tension ensue.

    So, if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story, then join us now! Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in our server? Don’t miss out on the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server

    Bookworms Anonymous Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 3162
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3608 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled Notch’s Secret Stash filled with rare treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!

    HyperloopCraft: Where You Can Build Faster Than Elon Musk!
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 8254
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 309 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Villages Defended: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places

    Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1097
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1474 Crops Grown: 3317
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Votes: 4768
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Stop Begging for Diamonds

    Stop Begging for Diamonds
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 680
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

    Join our server where the owner literally begs people to send her supas on her 3D avatar! She even released a song titled “I Beg You” – talk about dedication! Rumor has it she was cursed by a wizard to beg for supas or face eternal punishment in the Nether realm.

    But fear not, for on this server, you will embark on quests to help lift the curse and earn riches beyond your wildest dreams! Build your own castle, tame a dragon, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles.

    So why wait? Join now and be a part of this wild adventure! Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the owner from her supa-begging fate!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!

    DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8456
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!

    So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty World Chaos

    Crafty World Chaos
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 6332
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Emeralds Found: 6975

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! 🧨

    On this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! 🤦‍♂️

    But fear not, brave Minecrafters! Join our server and help us navigate this crazy world where alliances shift like sand in a desert storm. Build epic bases to protect yourself from rival factions, or team up with others to take down the Ender Dragon together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why those Western politicians are so clueless! 🤫

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! 🌍🔥

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy – Join the LOLs & Battles!

    CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy – Join the LOLs & Battles!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4253
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Votes: 5434
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 182 Emeralds Found: 4185

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Join our server for a chance to summon your favorite Fire Emblem Heroes characters and battle it out in epic events that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

    But that’s not all! We have a special Event Calendar that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the game. And if you need some guidance, check out our Links and Guides section for all the tips and tricks you’ll ever need!

    And get this – we even have a Summoning Cost Simulator that will let you test your luck without spending a single diamond!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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