But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that if you build a replica of Big Ben out of diamond blocks, the server will transform into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s show England that Minecraft can be a whole lot crazier than tea and crumpets!
Join us for the “Get the choons on edition” where we blast the hottest tunes while you mine and craft your way to victory. Need some inspiration while building? Just crank up the volume and let the music guide your creativity!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dance party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden disco ball room where you can boogie down with mobs and villagers alike.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to rock out in style! Who knew Minecraft could be this lit?
Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.
But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.
Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so booming that Britain’s economy in 1997 looks like chump change compared to ours! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!
Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become millionaires in real life. That’s right, just by playing Minecraft with us, you’ll be rolling in so much cash that you’ll make Jeff Bezos look like a broke college student!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorns and dragons you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft world. Ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to do your bidding – the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your virtual riches turn into real-life wealth. Britain’s economy in 1997 has nothing on us!
Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.
Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.
And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
Picture this: Boudica, armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken, takes on the entire Roman army with her questionable battle tactics. She leads her army of llamas into battle, only to realize they were actually alpacas in disguise. Chaos ensues as she accidentally builds a rollercoaster instead of a fortress, causing her enemies to die of laughter.
But wait, there’s more! Boudica’s trusty sidekick turns out to be a talking sheep who gives her questionable advice on how to defeat her enemies. Together, they embark on a quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unconventional strategies and unstoppable determination.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a woman who defies all odds and redefines history in the most hilarious way possible? Join us now and be a part of the madness!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!
Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Join our server and experience a world where the only thing more beautiful than the landscapes are the players themselves. With buttloads of fun events, crazy challenges, and more drama than a soap opera, you’ll never want to leave!
Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in the game lies in finding the mystical Golden Booty – said to be hidden deep within the server by ancient Minecraft gods. Are you brave enough to embark on this cheeky quest?
So come on, don’t be a square – join our server today and get ready to shake things up in ways you never thought possible!
Are you tired of random people showing up at your virtual doorstep just to see your pixelated pets? Look no further, because on our server, only the most VIP guests get to meet your furry friends! No more unannounced visits from strangers who just want to ogle at your digital dogs and cats.
Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries with your in-game family members. Say goodbye to the days of feeling overwhelmed by unexpected guests who only care about your virtual animals. Your co-ownership of the server means that both you and your fellow players have a say in who gets to visit your virtual home.
So come on down to our server and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience where your feelings are always taken into consideration. And remember, on our server, family visits are a privilege, not a right! 😉🎮
Imagine a world where your husband’s twin brother, Sam, with autism, moves in with you in Minecraft! Will he build amazing structures or just wander aimlessly? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Help your sister-in-law find a new home for Sam in our server and watch the drama unfold as she tries to balance her own life with taking care of her family members. Will she finally find peace or will chaos reign supreme?
Join now and experience the thrill of family dynamics in Minecraft like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and unexpected twists at every turn!
Join us on this wild ride where every player gets a personalized death row meal before they’re banished to the Nether for eternity. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by ordering a mountain of TNT? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive consequences!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll be granted access to his secret chicken army to help you conquer your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it they can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 10 seconds!
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world of blocks and monsters. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper or ride a pig into battle against an army of skeletons. The possibilities are endless!
our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who can teach you how to fly with nothing but a feather and a dream.
if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can catch it.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!
| Server Overview |
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Hi, we’re a whitelisted SMP on JAVA 1.21 focused on just plain ol’ survival minecraft. To be specific, we have:
Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We launched about 4 months ago, and we’re currently looking for active members to join us. Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you’re very much welcome here! Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t Read more: https://meliosmp.com |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server modded? | No, the server is fully vanilla with no mods. |
| How do I join the server? | You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided in the server overview. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | While we operate on a trust system, we do have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. |
| Are there any age restrictions to join? | We welcome players of all ages, however, we do expect all players to conduct themselves maturely and respect other members of the community. |
