Brits Minecraft Servers | Page 3 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Votes:	7940	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, artists, bands, Brit, british music, Brits, choons, Edition, Entertainment, Listen, Minecraft, Music, music lovers, ONLINE, playlist, songs, streaming, Tunes, uk, Video, watch, Wild

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	1479
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for the “Get the choons on edition” where we blast the hottest tunes while you mine and craft your way to victory. Need some inspiration while building? Just crank up the volume and let the music guide your creativity!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dance party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden disco ball room where you can boogie down with mobs and villagers alike.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to rock out in style! Who knew Minecraft could be this lit?

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
New Chunks Explored:	723575	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

Accountability, African American, Bants, Black Lives Matter, blocky, British, Brits, civil rights, community relations, Cops, discrimination, Edition, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, law enforcement, minority rights, police accountability, Police Brutality, police violence, racial discrimination, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, social justice, systemic racism

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/900	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

Brits vs Blocks: Economy Showdown

Analysis, blocks, Britain, Brits, China, comparison, Competition, Development, economic power, Economy, Future, Global, growth, History, India, international relations, market, Potential, potential growth, progress, showdown, statistics, Trade

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so booming that Britain’s economy in 1997 looks like chump change compared to ours! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become millionaires in real life. That’s right, just by playing Minecraft with us, you’ll be rolling in so much cash that you’ll make Jeff Bezos look like a broke college student!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorns and dragons you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft world. Ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to do your bidding – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your virtual riches turn into real-life wealth. Britain’s economy in 1997 has nothing on us!

BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/800	Votes:	2877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4344	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Brits vs Romans: Boudica’s Revenge Minecraft Server

ancient history, Boudica, Boudicas, Britain, British History, Brits, Conquest, female leader, Gender Roles, historical figure, History, leadership, military strategy, Minecraft, Rebellion, RESPONSIBILITY, Revenge, Roman conquest, ROMANS, rookie mistake, Server, sexism, slaughter, Undeniable, warrior queen, WOMAN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	3846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	New Chunks Explored:	452714
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where history is rewritten in the most outrageous and hilarious ways! Join us as we dive into the world of Boudica, the ultimate rookie warrior who single-handedly caused the downfall of the Roman Empire in Britain.

Picture this: Boudica, armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken, takes on the entire Roman army with her questionable battle tactics. She leads her army of llamas into battle, only to realize they were actually alpacas in disguise. Chaos ensues as she accidentally builds a rollercoaster instead of a fortress, causing her enemies to die of laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Boudica’s trusty sidekick turns out to be a talking sheep who gives her questionable advice on how to defeat her enemies. Together, they embark on a quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unconventional strategies and unstoppable determination.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a woman who defies all odds and redefines history in the most hilarious way possible? Join us now and be a part of the madness!

RussianCraft: Blame it on the Russians!

accusations, AMERICANS, Blame, Brits, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fault, finger-pointing, French, geopolitical tensions, Germans, Global Issues, international relations, Lithuanians, Politics, RESPONSIBILITY, RussianCraft, russians, scapegoating, world affairs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and blame everything on THE RUSSIANS, THE GERMANS, THE LITHUANIANS, THE AMERICANS, THE BRITS, and THE FRENCH!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Brits vs Yanks: Minecraft Madness

AMERICANS, anger, Britishers, Brits, Conflict, controversy, culture clash, Drama, global tensions, identity crisis, international relations, internet feud., madness, media frenzy, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Rivalry, Seething, social media, Stereotypes, Transatlantic, trending topic, Yanks

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mines Excavated:	4781
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where literally who Britishers are seething at Americans! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you heard that right! Ride into battle on a majestic unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.
Explosive Sheep: Need to clear out some pesky mobs? Just unleash our explosive sheep and watch the chaos unfold!
Dancing Villagers: Our villagers have some sick dance moves that will leave you in stitches. Join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Britishers and Americans unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

Brits and Blocks: The Minecraft Server Where Tea and Creepers Collide

Analysis, blocks, brexit, Brit, Brits, Challenges, collide, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, debate, discussion, Division, Economy, Edition, Government, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, Server, society, tea, troubled times, TURMOIL, uk, uncertainty

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us in the land of chaos and madness where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

In our “troubled times edition,” you’ll embark on epic quests to save the world from an army of evil chickens led by a deranged sheep named Sir Baaalot. Team up with your fellow players to build fortresses made entirely out of cake and defend against hordes of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of block stacking. If you can beat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that can turn any block into a stack of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

PhoneSnoopCraft

arguments, birthday gifts, Boundaries, children’s devices, Communication, family dynamics, family rules, internet safety, parenting, Personal experiences, phone monitoring, PhoneSnoopCraft, Primary school, privacy, screen time limits, secondary school, sibling rivalry, social media, Technology, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1473	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4061
Love Letters Sent:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and let’s duke it out in the virtual world!

On our server, we have a strict “no phone until you’re 11” policy, because we believe in teaching responsibility before giving access to technology. But don’t worry, once you prove yourself with a brick phone, the world (of Minecraft) is your oyster!

Unlike some parents, we believe in monitoring screen time and internet safety. So rest assured, your virtual adventures will be safe and secure on our server. Plus, we have child locks on the internet, because we know how crazy those Endermen can get!

But watch out, because on our server, there’s a rival family who believes in unlimited screen time, social media for all, and no phone checks. It’s like a virtual showdown between responsible parenting and tech freedom!

So join us on our Minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of parenting styles! Trust us, it’s going to be block-tastic!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

CHANGE, CraftyBlock, deep thoughts, enlightenment, growth, inspiration, introspection, Life, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, motivational, perspective, philosophy, positivity, quotes, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Thought-provoking, transformation, wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, mining for cheese (yes, cheese), and riding on flying pigs. Our community is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So come on down and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ForgiveCraft – Let’s Mine and Mend!

anger, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional pain, Empathy, ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, Lets, letting go, mend, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship issues, Resentment, Struggle, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3192	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of forgiving your friends for stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your revenge in the most hilarious ways possible. From setting up elaborate traps to turning their entire base into a giant chicken coop, the possibilities are endless! So why forgive when you can get even in the most epic and ridiculous ways on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

NHS CyberCraft Minecraft Server

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber hacks, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, Government, HACKING, Healthcare, Home office, Information Security, intelligence warning, Kremlin-backed attack, Minecraft, NHS, security breach, Server, Warning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	913417
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from those sneaky creepers and zombies? well, imagine if u had to protect ur virtual hospital from evil cyber hackers too! this server is like that, but with a twist – the hackers are actually backed by the Kremlin! so u gotta be on ur toes and use all ur minecraft skills to keep ur hospital safe from those pesky cyber baddies. join now for a wild ride full of action, drama, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if u count flirting with ur fellow players as romance). u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHurricane

caribbean islands, CraftyHurricane, emergency preparedness, extreme weather, Hurricane Beryl, hurricane category, hurricane damage, hurricane development, hurricane evacuation, hurricane forecast, hurricane formation, hurricane impact, hurricane intensity, hurricane landfall, hurricane safety, hurricane season, hurricane tracking, hurricane updates, hurricane warning, natural disaster, tropical storms

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/100	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server because we got a Hurricane Beryl event happening in the Caribbean islands! It’s like, extremely dangerous and rare, just like finding diamonds in a cave full of creepers. But don’t worry, we got special armor and weapons to help you survive the storm and maybe even harness its power to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to ride the winds of Beryl on this insane server! Let’s goooooo!

WeirdlyCoolCraft

acceptance, being different, conformity standing out, embracing quirks, embracing uniqueness, embracing weirdness, fitting in nonconformity, Individuality, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity breaking the mold, social acceptance, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures being yourself, standing out, UNIQUENESS, WeirdlyCoolCraft, Weirdness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

if you wanna be WEIRD and DIFFERENT in a world full of BORING, come join our MINECRAFT server! we have llamas that can FLY and pigs that can TALK. our diamonds are actually CANDY and our creepers give HUGS instead of explosions.

come build a house made entirely out of CHEESE or ride a unicorn through a field of RAINBOWS. our moderators are actual WIZARDS who can grant you wishes and our players are all secretly ALIENS from outer space.

if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your IMAGINATION (and maybe a little bit of BRAIN DAMAGE). so what are you waiting for? come join us and be the WEIRDEST, most UNIQUE player in all of Minecraft!

Bcl2TumorKillerCraft

Bcl-2 protein, Bcl2TumorKillerCraft, breast cancer, cancer cell apoptosis, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell Death, cell protection, Cell Survival, drug discovery, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, novel compounds, oncology, protein conversion, Targeted therapy, tumor killer, Tumor Suppression

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re suddenly fighting breast cancer cells in the game. but get this, you’re not just fighting them, you’re making them DIE with these crazy compounds that turn them into tumor killers. it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

David’s Cloud Services: Where creepers are scarier than the clouds! Join now for a blast!

amplfied, Bank, blast, Caves, Cliffs, cloud, Clouds, commands, Community, console, Creative, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Davids, Discord, Event, Fish, Gaming, Hub, Join, market, PC, Plot, Potions, rules, scarier, Services, smp, Survival, wood

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ores Mined:	3375	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server:

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Player Protection	Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players.
Quality-of-Life	With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win!
Multiple Worlds	Our server offers more than just the one traditional Survival world, it also has an Amplified World and plans for an Event World and a Creative Plot World in the future. Additionally, we allow cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we believe in providing a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players without pay-to-win features.
How does the player protection system work?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds, and these claims cannot be destroyed by others. Admin team assists with issues if any arise.
What additional features does the server offer?	We have a banking system, a Market at the Spawn, and multiple worlds including an Amplified World.
Can players from different platforms play together?	Yes, we allow cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions of the game.

Block Banging Minecraft Server

arousal, Bang, banging, BLOCK, Choice, decision, desire, Dilemma, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Intimacy, Listening, Lust, Minecraft, Music, Passion, Position, Preference, relationship, seduction, Server, sexual experience, Speaker, temptation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to join is by completing the ultimate challenge – banging one of our moderators in a specific position while listening to another moderator’s music on speaker! It’s a wild ride of awkwardness and hilarity that will have you questioning your life choices. But hey, if you can handle that, you’ll fit right in with our crazy community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

crackling fire, Dark, eerie rumbling, FANTASY, fiery spear, giant snake, golden particles, hissing, Magic, massive snake, Messmer, Minecraft, Mysterious, ripping sound, serpent, Server, ShadowCraft, shadows, shattering sound, sound effects, Special effects, Supernatural, transformation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	186
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic tale of Messmer, the mystical wizard who can summon serpents, hurl fiery spears, and even rip out his own eye to create golden particles! Watch as he transforms into a giant snake and embarks on wild adventures that will leave you in awe. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a crazy and magical world? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!