BritPolCraft – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BritPolCraft – WakeyWakey Minecraft Server
Airbnb, Azerbaijani banker, BIBLE, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Buckingham Palace, CHRISTIANS, D-Day veteran, emergency worker, eternal life, Glory, Gove replacement, Honor, IMMORTALITY, ISLAMIC STATE, king charles, Knightsbridge, love, Michael Mosley, Minecraft, national service, Nigeria, persistence, public spending cuts, rishi sunak, Romans 2:7, Server, Starmer, Surrey Heath, Tax, UK voters, wakey wakey, WakeyWakey, Wedding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your way to eternal life, just like in Romans 2:7! And if you’re feeling romantic, come witness our D-Day veteran, 100, tying the knot with his 96-year-old bride in-game!
But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!
And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!
So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

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BritPolCraft: BFF Edition
Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.
Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.
And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!
Allowed, battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, culture war, do not tolerate evil, Evil, fake stamps, hippy crack, Isaiah 5:20, Join, knife crime, labour, madness, malicious WhatsApp groups, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, putin, Royal Mail, Sadiq Khan, SSE, Tories, uk
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.
But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!
Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!
But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

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BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved
battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!
Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!
Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!
But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!
And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!
Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

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OPClash
Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP
________________________________________________________________ OPClash is an overpowered network, with many custom features and plugins to make your experience on our server as amazing as possible. A list of features and other things you may be wondering about will be below this section. ________________________________________________________________ (✓) OP Factions (✓) ON Prison (✓) ON KitPvP (✓) Auctions (✓) Lottery (✓) Crates (✓) Daily Events (✓) Drop Parties (✓) Custom Coded
OPClash.com

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Wishcraft
Survival
This is Wishcraft! Run by iMoonZz, I am a co-owner. This server is a survival server right now, and if enough people are on, we can play freezetag 😀
209.105.238.204

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Hawknet SMP
Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny
Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.
We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.
All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.
Featured Plugins: Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky. Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items. Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars. Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.
hawkserv.co.uk

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The Obsidian
PvE, Vanilla
We are a close-knit community of Minecraft players. We value an almost-vanilla Minecraft SMP server experience backed by an inclusive, friendly, dedicated group of players. We strive to enjoy Minecraft together, as friends and fellow survivalists.
Sound interesting? We’d love to have you!
Whitelist: the-obsidian.com/whitelist
Rules: – Be friendly – Listen to staff – Be considerate – No destruction of property – No cheating or stealing – No threats, abusive language, harassment, etc. – No PvP without consent
play.the-obsidian.com

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ArmedMCPrison
Prison
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108.60.204.69

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SonoraBuild
Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla
SonoraBuild is a Survival MCMMO server with 100% custom terrain based on the American Southwest, with some other North American terrain to match! Come and discover a world full of surprises you won’t find in normal Minecraft. Keep in mind we’re still heavily under construction and features are being added pretty much every day!!! Try to best other players by climbing our custom branching rank tree and working up through the economy. Maybe you’ll be at the top of our leaderboards?
mc.sonorabuild.net

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Vipers Lair Oceana
PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
Vipers Lair, an actual VANILLA Server. No additional plugins, no anti-anythings.
Come join in on the fun! We pride ourselves on being 100 Mojang EULA compliant!
Visit our other servers! [van.viper.works] [snap.viper.works] [hardcore.viper.works]
ocean.viper.works

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CrystalCrafted
Factions
Our server is a faction one.You can build a base , raid a base , kill people in pvp , raid another bases , buy ranks , open crates and more…
185.57.188.243

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Ptcl Gaming Lounge
KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla
It is a great server hosted in pakistan It is designed to be kept as much simple(Vanilla Like) as possible. Join now:
182.176.65.4:25565
182.176.65.4

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MythicalCraft
Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding
We are a Hardcore PVP server. On the server, you can mine, sell, loot, and PvP. If you decide to raid someone, make sure you know the rule about griefing.
167.114.91.146

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