Britoids Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Potions Brewed:	124	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Potions Brewed:	121	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ores Mined:	5559

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ores Mined:	8883
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mines Excavated:	4590	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	1151
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	196
Dragon Eggs Found:	5470	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	50	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Greek Factions

ancient greece, Bosses, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Multiplatform, Mythology, New server, PC, Phone, Players, PlayStation, Private messaging, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, season 1, Set Home Command, Shop, Skill Tree, Survival, tablet, Teleport Requests, Xbox

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchantments Applied:	125	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

51.81.146.76:25584

ColdGames

Latest Version, LifeSteal, Minecraft bedrock, minecraft Java, Network, popular gamemodes, PvP, Survival, unique experiences

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

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Cosmetic Lifesteal

ableism, Abusing Spawn Protection, cosmetic, Hacking No Xray, Hate Speech, Hatefulness, Homophobia, Human Feces, hurtful, Kill Afks, LifeSteal, Loud Mic, NSFW Images, Ofline Raiding, Ping Executive/Mods, racism, Respect Privacy, self harm, spamming chat, Survival, Toxicity, troll

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2623	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Towns Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

The Rules! (

= Applies to Discord |

= Applies to Minecraft)

NO Hatefulness/Hate SpeechNo Homophobia No Racism No Toxicity No Ableism

NO Hurtful/NSFW ImagesNSFW Images of Self-harm Images of Human Feces

PLEASE Respect PrivacyDon’t ask for Place of Residence Don’t ask for Number Don’t ask for Age

DONT be a trollDon’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason No spamming chat No Loud Mic -No Abusing Spawn Protection-Dont Kill Afks-No Ofline Raiding-No Hacking No Xray-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace-No ALT-No Combat Logging/Combat Tping/Using Astra Tp In Comabt-Dont Use Life Gems One Shot-No Spawn Camping/Farming-No Selling Cords/Giving Coords In Spec-No Lag Machines-No Breaking Signed Contracts Or Killing While Contracts Are Being Wrote(Any contracts made should be ran by a admin with a the arming signing the book) -No Putting Ender Dragon Egg/Netherite Armour Or Sword In Your Ender Chest/Putting The Egg/netherite Armour Or Sword In A Shulker And Ecing It-No Minimaps-No Tping To Players In Spec Mode-Use Common Sense-No CPVP-No Elytras in combat-No Riptide Tridents in combat-No Buliding Up In End Fight To Glitch Egg Spawn-One Mace Allowed

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Sarathos MC

Adventure, Arsenal, bedrock, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Customization, Exploration, home, java, Lag-free, Perks, Pets, Rangos, Ranks, Resources, Rewards, Server, Spanish, Survival, titles, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you looking for a new server? Where there aren’t many players so you can enjoy it without lag? Then join our growing Spanish community and enjoy our incredible survival server, compatible with JAVA and BEDROCK, collect resources and build your home while you explore to improve your arsenal.

Our server offers reward boxes, ranks with exclusive perks, and a variety of cosmetics to customize your experience. From titles to adorable pets, there’s something for everyone.

We are just getting started and your participation would be invaluable. Join today and be part of this amazing adventure on this server that is just growing!

sarathos.vultam.host:25582