British MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

diplomatic protocol, diplomatic concerns, international politics, nagasaki, diplomatic implications

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

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StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

Sexuality, Unapologetic, defiance, Israel support, Statement

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

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BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

brit copper, ct edition, british ct, British edition, Minecraft

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – the CT Copper Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Trust us, you’ve never seen llamas build like this before.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and the occasional lava bath. Hold on tight!

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, challenging players to epic battles and leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks in his wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join the CT Copper Edition Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

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MineBrit Minecraft Server

British education, #British movies, British traditions, Server, #British travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

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ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

British Muslim leader, Minecraft, ChoudaryCraft, Server, extremism

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

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UKShocker Minecraft Server

Transportation, Accents, Culture Shock, British, Traditions

Are you tired of being shocked by the UK? Come join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the UK is even more bonkers! Our server is filled with tea-drinking creepers, double-decker sheep, and Big Ben that actually tells time in-game! Join now and see why our server is the craziest place to build and survive!

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BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

British vacation, seaside town, British coast, British, Server

Welcome to seasideEDITION, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon a hidden underwater city on our server. They discovered that the city was ruled by a giant squid named Squishy, who challenged them to a dance-off for the city’s treasure. And guess what? The players won, and now they are the proud owners of a bunch of shiny diamonds and emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You can ride on a unicorn while battling evil gummy bears and collecting rainbow-colored loot. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join seasideEDITION now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our pixelated paradise?

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WhovianCraft: Uniting Differences

morality, television, Uniting, acceptance, British

so like, imagine a minecraft server where dr. who is the mayor and he teaches us all about finding good qualities in different people. like, he’s got this crazy TARDIS that can teleport you to different dimensions within the game. one time, he took us to a dimension where everything was made out of candy and we had to fight off evil gummy bears. it was wild, man.

plus, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who help us mine for diamonds. they’re like our little buddies, always cracking jokes and making us laugh.

and get this, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where we all dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs. it’s a blast, trust me.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then join us and let dr. who show you the way to finding the good in everyone. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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MartiniCraft007

British, drink order, Cocktail, stirred, martini

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server because we got James Bond up in here ordering his martinis all wrong! Like, who even cares if it’s shaken or stirred, maybe he likes it watery and bruised, who knows?! Join us for some crazy adventures and questionable drink choices, it’s gonna be lit! 🍸🔥 #ShakenNotStirred #MinecraftMadness

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PoshBritInMinecraftServer

travel, guy, humor, Exploration, Lifestyle

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Imagine this: a super posh rich British guy gets transported to the middle of West Virginia in the game. Watch as he tries to navigate his way through the wilderness, encountering hillbillies, moonshine stills, and maybe even a Bigfoot or two. Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing for days. Who knows what other crazy scenarios you’ll stumble upon in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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