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BritCraft Naval Patrol NK

Asia-Pacific, BritCraft, British, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Naval, naval operations, Navy, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, Patrol, SECURITY, Tension, United Kingdom, warship

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8390
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be british warships patrolling off north korea but instead of fighting we build epic castles and battle with diamond swords! sail the high seas of creativity and conquer the land with your blocky building skills. join us and be part of the craziest naval adventure in minecraft history!

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

BlockyBrit, British, british accent, British celebrities, british culture, British fashion, british food, British History, British landmarks, British literature, British Monarchy, british music, British politics, british slang, British society, British traditions, Edition, england, laura k, Minecraft, Server, uk

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Potions Brewed:	183	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	1219	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with praises and compliments. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether and back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

NaughtyCraft Minecraft Server

Accents, British, Communication, Cultural differences, dialect, English people, enunciation, foreign language, Language, language acquisition, language barriers, language difficulties, language learning, linguistic challenges, linguistics, Minecraft, mispronunciation, Naughty, NaughtyCraft, phonetics, pronunciation, Server, speech patterns.

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	12	Towns Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of hearing English people butcher the word “naughty” every time they try to say it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “naughty” pronunciation boot camp! Join us and learn how to say “naughty” like a pro, or face the wrath of our grammar police who will make you do 100 push-ups for every mispronunciation. But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with mischievous mobs who will only attack you if you say “naughty” wrong. So come join us and master the art of saying “naughty” the right way, or suffer the consequences!

USA BBC Minecraft Server

American, Awareness, BBC, British, British Broadcasting Corporation, culture, Day, discovery, ignorance, INFORMATION, International, knowledge, learning, Media, Minecraft, News, programming, Server, Surprise, television, television network, united states, Usa

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every day is BBC day! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – it stands for Building, Battling, and Crafting day!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that roam the land, building towering castles made entirely of cheese, and crafting magical potions that turn you into a dancing llama.

Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of ninja pandas, while others believe it’s hidden in a secret underwater cave filled with singing dolphins.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and more bacon than you can shake a pickaxe at! See you there, fellow blockheads!

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

BlockyBrit, Brit, British, british culture, British History, Community Events, diaspora community, Edition, family, ireland, Irish diaspora, irish heritage, Irish immigrants, Liverpool, Liverpool city, Liverpool FC, Minecraft, mother’s day, Motherhood, Mums, parenting, Server, United Kingdom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ores Mined:	3189
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5463
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Dragon Eggs Found:	1988

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join the Irish diaspora Liverpool mums edition for a wild ride like no other.

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a group of Irish mums from Liverpool who are ready to take on the Minecraft world. They’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic potato farm you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary leprechaun boss, who guards a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow bridge. Defeat him and claim the gold for yourself, but beware, he’s a feisty little fella.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with the Irish mums to some banging tunes.

So why wait? Join the Irish diaspora Liverpool mums edition Minecraft server today for a craic-ing good time!

HapaCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, athlete, British, celebration, Championships, Competition, Diversity, HAPA, HapaCraft, Identity, interracial, Minecraft, mixed race, multicultural, ncaa, Server, SPEED, sports, sprinter, success, track and field, Victory, WMAF

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Join our server for a chance to race against the speed demon himself and see if you can beat him in a sprint across the virtual world. Who knows, maybe he’ll even teach you his secret techniques for winning races and becoming a Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot and uncover ancient secrets. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword buried deep within the virtual caves, guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the sword for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adrenaline-pumping races, epic treasure hunts, and maybe even a chance to meet the British WMAF hapa himself. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

BritCraft, British, British edition, british music, British music edition, British packer, British sounds, Edition, FBR, FBR edition, FBR music, FBR packer, FBR sounds, feel, feelings, Minecraft, Music, music edition, music packer, Packer, Server, sound packer, SOUNDS

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our Soundspacker/FBR edition server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not to mention, our pigs can fly and will take you on magical adventures through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond cow that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive rainbow sheep that farts out rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like you’ve never had before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away.

AgentBlock007

#undercover mission, action, AgentBlock007, aston martin, British, classic, Conspicuous, DB5, Espionage, famous character, film, gadget, iconic, james bond, luxury car, Movie, revolving number plates, secret agent, silver, Spy, Thriller

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as james bond’s revolving number plates? well, look no further cuz this server is like driving a silver DB5 in the middle of a rainbow parade!

join us for the most epic adventures you can imagine, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

we have the friendliest community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic pranks. plus, our moderators are like secret agents, always watching out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience! who needs a silver DB5 when you can have this much fun?!

MissileMayhemCraft

aggression, British, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nuclear weapons, putin, russia, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Tension, Threats, Western

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	105
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Putin is threatening to deploy missiles to strike British and Western targets? Like, bruh, talk about intense PvP action! Join our server and see if you can dodge those missiles while building your epic base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have world leaders threatening each other with virtual weapons? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown on our server. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Macmillan’s Minecraft Mayhem: Building Blocks of British Banter

AMERICANS, ancient civilizations, banter, blocks, British, British Prime Minister, Britons, building, constantinople, cultural influence, Fifth Rome, global power, greeks, History, imperialism, leadership, macmillan, Macmillans, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, roman empire, Rome, teaching, washington d.c., world history

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Come join our server where we reenact the rise and fall of empires!

We have British Prime Minister Macmillan leading the charge, teaching Americans how to be the new Roman Empire. Will they succeed or will they crumble like Constantinople?

Join us as we discover the mystery of the Fifth Rome and see if Washington D.C. can hold up against the might of Moscow. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! So grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our server today!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

banner, comfortable game, donation, Lazy, MAXIMUM SPEED, Minecraft, OnlyYou server, Server, strongest win, Survival, without private

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

apply, blast, changes, Community, Discord, Enival, Experience, Explore, Fun, hang out, java, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Qol, Semivanilla, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Votes, World Map, Youll

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Votes:	7981	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

banned, blocky, content violation, image violation, Images, inappropriate content, Minecraft, Server, streaming rules, streaming violations, TOS violation, twitch, twitch bans, twitch community guidelines, Twitch consequences, Twitch enforcement, Twitch Guidelines, Twitch image policies, Twitch image rules, Twitch image violations, Twitch moderation, Twitch penalties, Twitch suspensions, Twitch terms of service, twitch tos

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	373228
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Farms Harvested:	850

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

#venting, bad, Catharsis, Community, coping, Downbad, Edition, emotional release, emotions, Empathy, feelings, healing, letting it out, mental health, Minecraft, Release, self-care, Self-expression, sharing, smp, stress relief, Support, Therapy, Understanding, vent

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Endless Night Skies:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Star Shards Collected:	221
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	2856	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Villages Defended:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

anticipation, Conference, countdown, Event, EXCITEMENT, less than one week, Meta, metaphor, metaphor conference, metaphorical anticipation, metaphorical celebration, metaphorical conference, metaphorical countdown, metaphorical event, metaphorical event planning, metaphorical event preparation, metaphorical excitement, metaphorical gathering, Minecraft, one week countdown, Server, Upcoming Event, Week

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3166	Potions Brewed:	90
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mines Excavated:	2638
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

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