British MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PassportPVP Minecraft Server

passport, drunken behavior, patriotism, insult, cultural knowledge

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nationality disputes are settled with Irish passports! Join us for a wild adventure where you can wave your passport in someone’s face and claim superiority over their heritage.

Immerse yourself in a world where mocking accents and insulting countries is the norm, but be prepared to defend your honor with a valid passport. Who knew that a simple bar crawl could lead to such intense nationality debates?

So come on down and show off your dual citizenship, because on this server, being British/Irish means you’re the ultimate player. Don’t be an “asshole” like the others on the bar crawl – join us and let the passport wars begin!

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StrikeCraft: Hotel Havoc

StrikeCraft, Hotel, reporter, man, Tragedy

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have british mans getting killed by strikes in ukraine but dont worry we have respawn so you can keep playing and building your epic base! join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay experience ever! plus, our admins are actually unicorns who grant wishes so you can have unlimited diamonds and build the most epic castle ever! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now!

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KramCraftUK – RIP ReutersGuy

ReutersGuy, British, KramCraftUK, death, Employee

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even Reuters is talking about us! We are so wild, we had a British dude come play with us in Ukraine and he died in Kramatorsk! But don’t worry, it was just from all the excitement and fun we have on our server. Join now for a chance to have a crazy adventure and maybe even make the news! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

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BritCraft Minecraft Server

funny, british accent, Britain, Server, BritCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate British invasion! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where tea flows like water and crumpets rain from the sky. Build your own Buckingham Palace or Big Ben, and show off your posh building skills to all your mates.

But that’s not all, mate! We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with mischievous tea-loving goblins who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Crown, rumored to grant you the power of unlimited scones.

So what are you waiting for, chap? Come join our server and experience the madness of being a bloody Brit in Minecraft. Cheers, mate!

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BritBlockBanter

comedy, Language, Entertaining, Clever, British language

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

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BritCraft Minecraft Server

Brit, indoor game, connect four, BritCraft, Two Player Game

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across – Connect Four Pen Edition!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Connect Four in Minecraft like never before. Instead of boring old game pieces, you’ll be using actual pens to play! That’s right, you’ll be scribbling your way to victory in the most intense Connect Four battles you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pen Master, a mysterious player who has never been defeated in Connect Four Pen Edition. Rumor has it that if you can beat the Pen Master, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with endless riches and treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join Connect Four Pen Edition now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your best pens and sharpen those drawing skills, because you’re going to need them to conquer this wild and wacky server.

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TankWarsUK

News, armored vehicles, alleged, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

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HaychVsAyche

Language, I’M, h.., US, pronunciation

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

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DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

indigenous populations, national identity, Ancestry, cultural identity, heritage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!

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OldSchoolCraft Minecraft Server

British, knowledge, History, institutions, English schools

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where English schools are so old, they were probably built before your ancestors even thought about inventing the wheel! Our server is like a time machine, taking you back to a time when teachers rode dinosaurs to school and homework was chiseled onto stone tablets. But don’t worry, we’ve updated the curriculum to include building epic castles, battling dragons, and mining for diamonds. So come join us and get ready for a history lesson like no other!

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