We got more memes than you can shake a stick at, and the chat is lit AF with all the Brit feels you could ever want. Plus, our mods are like the Avengers of the Minecraft world – they’ll protect you from griefers and trolls like they’re Thanos himself.
And don’t even get me started on the events we have! We’ve got build battles that will make your brain explode with creativity, and parkour challenges that will have you questioning whether you’re even in the real world anymore.
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We got more mods than a robot at a disco, and more mini-games than a circus on steroids! Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
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Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!