lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have british mans getting killed by strikes in ukraine but dont worry we have respawn so you can keep playing and building your epic base! join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay experience ever! plus, our admins are actually unicorns who grant wishes so you can have unlimited diamonds and build the most epic castle ever! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now!
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StrikeCraft: Hotel Havoc
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KramCraftUK – RIP ReutersGuy
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even Reuters is talking about us! We are so wild, we had a British dude come play with us in Ukraine and he died in Kramatorsk! But don’t worry, it was just from all the excitement and fun we have on our server. Join now for a chance to have a crazy adventure and maybe even make the news! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse
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BritBlockBanter
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!
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TankWarsUK
come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness
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HaychVsAyche
join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!
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NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.
plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.
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ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).
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UKShocker Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being shocked by the UK? Come join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the UK is even more bonkers! Our server is filled with tea-drinking creepers, double-decker sheep, and Big Ben that actually tells time in-game! Join now and see why our server is the craziest place to build and survive!
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WhovianCraft: Uniting Differences
so like, imagine a minecraft server where dr. who is the mayor and he teaches us all about finding good qualities in different people. like, he’s got this crazy TARDIS that can teleport you to different dimensions within the game. one time, he took us to a dimension where everything was made out of candy and we had to fight off evil gummy bears. it was wild, man.plus, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who help us mine for diamonds. they’re like our little buddies, always cracking jokes and making us laugh.
and get this, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where we all dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs. it’s a blast, trust me.
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then join us and let dr. who show you the way to finding the good in everyone. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
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MartiniCraft007
Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server because we got James Bond up in here ordering his martinis all wrong! Like, who even cares if it’s shaken or stirred, maybe he likes it watery and bruised, who knows?! Join us for some crazy adventures and questionable drink choices, it’s gonna be lit! 🍸🔥 #ShakenNotStirred #MinecraftMadness