British MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AgentBlock007

revolving number plates, Spy, aston martin, British, james bond

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as james bond’s revolving number plates? well, look no further cuz this server is like driving a silver DB5 in the middle of a rainbow parade!

join us for the most epic adventures you can imagine, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

we have the friendliest community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic pranks. plus, our moderators are like secret agents, always watching out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience! who needs a silver DB5 when you can have this much fun?!

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MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict, Diplomacy, MissileMayhemCraft, nuclear weapons, Tension

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Putin is threatening to deploy missiles to strike British and Western targets? Like, bruh, talk about intense PvP action! Join our server and see if you can dodge those missiles while building your epic base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have world leaders threatening each other with virtual weapons? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown on our server. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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Macmillan’s Minecraft Mayhem: Building Blocks of British Banter

History, global power, Moscow, Minecraft, teaching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Come join our server where we reenact the rise and fall of empires!

We have British Prime Minister Macmillan leading the charge, teaching Americans how to be the new Roman Empire. Will they succeed or will they crumble like Constantinople?

Join us as we discover the mystery of the Fifth Rome and see if Washington D.C. can hold up against the might of Moscow. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! So grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our server today!

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BritsCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are More Reliable than British Honesty!

Reliable, explosions, trustworthy, genuine, folk

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a part of the most outrageous and wacky community in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of British wizards who have mastered the art of building epic castles and flying on broomsticks. That’s right, you could be soaring through the skies on a magical broomstick while casting spells on unsuspecting players below.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization. Want to trade with a group of sophisticated squirrels or go on a quest with a wise old owl? You can do it all on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of British charm).

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FootyCraft: Kickin’ it in the British Pyramid

association football, Promotion, clubs, kickin, British

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, get ready to kick it up a notch on our server where we’ve taken the British football pyramid to a whole new level!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear the roar of the crowd as you score a goal in our epic soccer stadium built right in the middle of the server. But watch out for the creeper referees, they can be a bit explosive when making calls!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft football champion as you navigate through different leagues, facing off against rival teams and even recruiting zombie players to join your squad. Who needs pickaxes when you have soccer balls to kick around?

So what are you waiting for? Lace up your virtual boots and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s time to kick some pixelated goals and show the world that you’re the ultimate blocky football superstar!

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BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

accent, edish, Terry, Tom, Language

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because terry tom edish is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, or even taming a dragon and flying around the map causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to epic build battles with ridiculous themes like “build a giant taco” or “recreate the Mona Lisa using only dirt blocks.”

So what are you waiting for? Join terry tom edish today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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Tea and TNT: A Minecraft Server for Proper Builders and Exploders

British Monarchy, Minecraft, British traditions, British tourism, British

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the streets of England! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a tea-drinking creeper in a top hat appears and offers you a crumpet. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – we have knights in shining armor riding pigs into battle while shouting “God save the Queen!” Join us for a jolly good time and experience Minecraft like never before!

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BritsCraft LOLz

monkeying around, PRIMATES, monkeying about, British History, monkeying around the clock

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – monke edition! 🍌

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms? Well, on our server, you can build a treehouse fit for a king of the jungle! Swing from vine to vine like Tarzan and show off your mad monkey skills.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of intelligent apes who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join forces with them to create the ultimate banana fortress and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your fruit.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Banana hidden deep within the jungle. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited bananas for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join monke edition today and go bananas in the craziest Minecraft server around! 🐒🍌

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CraftyMcCraftFace: The Adventures of ‘/HiRyS/’

Milestones, archives, HiRyS, karaokeRyS, irys

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with karaoke nights, devil covers that will make you question reality, and streams that will have you doing backflips for cheebs!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snow Halation covers that will melt your heart, SodaRyS covers that will quench your thirst, and Gravity streams that will defy the laws of physics!

And don’t even get me started on our merch collection – from holographic Valentines goodies to plushies that will make you squeal with joy, we’ve got it all!

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have karaokeRyS and cheebs galore? Don’t miss out on the insanity – join today!

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BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

BS381C 114 colour, British Standard paint, British Standard, British colour, BritsCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the British Standard paint colour BS381C 114 “Rail Blue”! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. Our server is so cool, even Her Majesty the Queen herself plays on it! She loves building pixelated castles and riding virtual trains all day long.

2. We have a secret underground tunnel system on the server that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… chocolate bars? Yeah, we don’t know how they got there either.

3. Our server mascot is a pixelated unicorn named Sir Choo Choo, who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s the fanciest unicorn you’ll ever meet, and he loves giving out virtual hugs to all our players.

So come join us on our British Standard paint colour BS381C 114 “Rail Blue” edition Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends!

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