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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads straight to the UK where all the British girls are waiting to play with you! That’s right, you can impress them with your block-building skills and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Who needs boring old regular chickens when you can have these fabulous fowl? So come on over and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

BritBanter Minecraft Server

acceptance, America, AMERICANS, BritBanter, British women, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, fetish, Guilt, Humiliation, Insecurity, kink, Minecraft, power dynamics, Psychological, Roleplay, Server, sexual arousal, shame, Submission, taboo, Therapy, Turned On

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you a fan of British banter and American roasting? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious insults and outrageous jokes as British women tear apart America and Americans. It’s so funny, you might just find yourself getting turned on (don’t worry, it’s totally normal…we think). So come join the fun and see if you can handle the heat in this one-of-a-kind server!

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

gym etiquette, gym rules, linen cloth, Minecraft, personal hygiene, sauna attire, sauna comfort, sauna etiquette, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna rules, SaunaTowel, Server, spa section, towel usage, toxic release

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ores Mined:	2401	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

CraftyFriendzMC

cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Emeralds Found:	6496

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

SpookyCraft2021

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Void Armor Forged:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

KremlinCraftMurder

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9

LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3261
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crops Grown:	6363
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ores Mined:	5718

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Potions Brewed:	160	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4824	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.