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BanterCraft Minecraft Server

bant, banter, BanterCraft, British banter, british comedy, british culture, british humor, British jokes, british people, British sarcasm, british slang, British sleep, British stereotypes, British wit, Brits, comedy, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Sleep

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	5456	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4627	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8427	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	173	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Farms Harvested:	404	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	121
Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	573	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2658	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

104.224.55.232

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

createconquer.metalauncher.ru

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5850

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!