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TownyTrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of suffering in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can live like a Brit and never suffer again! Our towns are filled with tea, crumpets, and impeccable manners. You’ll never have to worry about a rainy day because in our server, the sun always shines (unless it’s a rare event called “British Summer”). So come join us and experience the luxurious life of a Brit in Minecraft!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	197

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	108
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1303	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Towns Built:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

CREEPERS, current events, disaster management, emergency response, eruption alert, explode, flows, geological events, geology, Indonesia, Indonesia eruption alert, Indonesia news, Indonesia volcano, lava, natural disaster, News, volcanic activity, volcanic activity alert, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption update, volcano alert, volcano eruption, VolcanoCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Emeralds Found:	9469
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!